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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#31752
17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is that him basically quitting without quitting? Lol

Getting Covid was easier than explaining defeat to the trumpster.

#31753
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

aged like fine wine

 

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Have you even looked at the numbers?

#31758

Fox News was talking about the Supreme Court fight over the late arriving mail in ballots. Their correspondent in Philly mentioned 4,000. Assume that was just philly county were talking about a total of 33k ballots statewide. 

So their big fight at the Supreme Court is over not allowing 33k ballots that will break at 75% for biden. They’ll have no effect on the election. 

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#31761
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

aged like fine wine

 

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I think I'd rather be the one ahead in all three.  But I don't play 5D chess so I am probably missing the hidden brilliance of this strategy 

#31762
5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

My maternal grandparents had two portraits in their den: the Pope and JFK. I can’t help but imagine that they’re in heaven pooping some champagne (although they were really whisky drinkers) at the second Catholic president being elected.


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#31764
Just now, Bodhi said:

I think I'd rather be the one ahead in all three.  But I don't play 5D chess so I am probably missing the hidden brilliance of this strategy 

Look at the date.

#31767
2 minutes ago, heso said:

Fox News was talking about the Supreme Court fight over the late arriving mail in ballots. Their correspondent in Philly mentioned 4,000. Assume that was just philly county were talking about a total of 33k ballots statewide. 

So their big fight at the Supreme Court is over not allowing 33k ballots that will break at 75% for biden. They’ll have no effect on the election. 

Exactly. It’s a stupid talking point at this junction 

#31769
Just now, Neonmoon said:

Exactly. It’s a stupid talking point at this junction 

Won't stop 50 million dumbshits on facebook from yapping about fraud 

#31770
1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Look at the date.

I feel like my last post acknowledged my "low IQ".  Carry on.

#31773

I feel like anyone Trumpy enough to come yell at an election office on a Friday night probably already has tons of Trump gear.



I really missed the boat on fleecing these morons.
#31775
Fuck. You. It will always be too soon. 

We are Longhorns. We are used to much worse.
#31777

Read through the thread - lot of Alex Jones stuff.   MFer finally figured out how to get some more limelight, and maybe even try and bring some of his followers back from Qanon.

 

#31779
I live in NM...Navajo Nation has been ravaged by covid this year. Good for them with the "fuck you" to this administration. 

Sounds like they need a Doc.... /Wife, am I doing this right?
#31781
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Dude—they were Catholic. That was their form of birth control. How else do you think they only had five kids.


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#31783
6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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This is the GOP I remember. Not this ... collection of dumbfounded dipshits and their fictional conspiracy theories we now have.

#31785
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

This is the GOP I remember. Not this ... collection of dumbfounded dipshits and their fictional conspiracy theories we now have.

GOP has descended into nothing but grievance.  and it wasn't much before that - nearly all their public policy positions were just lies to get you to vote for the pocketbooks of billionaires.

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#31788
6 minutes ago, Nivek said:


We are Longhorns. We are used to much worse.

I'm getting some distinct feelings about a lot of Trump supporters:

  1. They are not sports fans at all (guess they canceled the NFL or NBA or something), because they act like they've never had a setback or loss
  2. That many haven't voted before, because they are all surprised that votes weren't tallied up Tuesday night.
  3. That they had no clue that Wisconsin/Michigan/PA are not long-time Republican strongholds.
#31789

This stuff is going to fast. But has anyone done a version of this with Biden’s head on the Freeze, cause it’s way better analogy than then metcalf meme.  
 

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A few hours ago, an update of Georgia's 2020 Presidential election results was released. It showed Joe Biden winning Georgia by only 1,579 votes. I wondered if Donald Trump would be in the lead if he had a stronger response to the COVID-19 pandemic, so I did the rough math complete with sources.

 

8,359 Deaths[1] x 151% Excess Deaths[2] x 96% Survival[3] = 12,117 Lives Saved

12,117 Saved x 77% Participation[4] x 95.4% Eligible[5] = 8,901 Voters

8,901 Voters x 60% Republicans[6] = 5,341 Votes for Trump

8,901 Voters x 40% Democrats[6] = 3,560 Votes for Biden

5,341 Trump - 3,560 Biden = 1,781 Trump Net Gain

1,781 Trump Net Gain - 1,579 Biden Lead[7] = Trump wins GA by 202 Votes

 

It would have been incredibly ironic if this tally would have remained and Trump lost Georgia because of his weak response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

 

Sources

 

[1] https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/georgia-coronavirus-cases.html

[2] https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6942e2.htm

[3] https://ncdp.columbia.edu/custom-content/uploads/2020/10/Avoidable-COVID-19-Deaths-US-NCDP.pdf

[4] https://sos.ga.gov/index.php/elections/georgia_breaks_all-time_voting_record

[5] https://allongeorgia.com/georgia-state-politics/more-georgians-registered-to-vote-than-ever-before/

[6] https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2018/politics/voter-polls/georgia.html

[7] https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/1324738096265596929

 

Edit: Thanks to the responders below for correcting an inaccuracy in my math.

tl;dr: trump literally killed his own chances in Georgia

#31791
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

This is the GOP I remember. Not this ... collection of dumbfounded dipshits and their fictional conspiracy theories we now have.

Sadly, his grandson is humoring those dumbfounded dipshits.  

#31792
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

why is it that people live in cities?

 

 

Four cities?  He got his ass kicked in the popular vote and probably lost every single city over a million in the entire country.  He lost my city by a bigger margin than he lost the magic 4.  What red wave?  

#31793
46 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

The best part is nobody did squat in his defense.  When it was all said and done, he alone lost.  He had all these delusions of armies and SCOTUS nominees coming to his defense and crickets.  Now he gets to battle NY state alone too.  

The last month or so there was this lawyer egghead that kept showing up on the TV's saying if this went to the courts, dotard would get his ass kicked sideways.  He said some legal mumbo jumbo shit that I don't remember but the crux of his argument was dotard surrounds himself with morons.  Looks like that's playing out right on plan.

#31794
2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

This stuff is going to fast. But has anyone done a version of this with Biden’s head on the Freeze, cause it’s way better analogy than then metcalf meme.  
 

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I have seen one, but I'm not doing your work for you. 

#31795
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Sadly, his grandson is humoring those dumbfounded dipshits.  

His som isn’t exactly doing all that great either.  It would be pretty powerful if GWB called on Trump to concede.

edited to add:  I realize that he shouldn’t do that until the election is called.

Edited by conVINCEd

#31796

if conservatives become convinced they will not win democratically [despite the big structural advantages given them by the senate and electoral college -ed.] they will not abandon conservativism.  they will reject democracy.

 

 

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