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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

It shouldn't.

It's over.

I was A Bush supporter and hanging chad was robbing me from a celebration. So provisional ballots are doing the same.

Tapper: our long national nightmare is over 

Thank fucking god

Are there any outlets showing the gap in AZ? Seems like it's getting smaller.

97% reporting doesn't mean shit to me.

 

Latest Maricopa update was 57% Trump.  My understanding is that Trump needed 60% and he hasn't gotten it in the last few vote dumps. 

And with each lesser % dump, the next dumps have to higher than 60%.
29 minutes ago, heso said:

If Fox News was right last night there are about 4,000 of them in Philly. That would equate to a little more than 30k state wide. But they are meaningless because they are going to skew to Biden and he’s going to be ahead. 

Trump thinks he’s going to get all or some of the Philly mail in votes invalidated because he doesn’t understand the reality of the situation surrounding his lawsuit about the poll watchers. 

Trump is going to be behind with all but the segregated ballots counted but by less than the total of those ballots and will demand they be counted

Fox won’t call it yet. They have to be waiting until after his presser. 

The long national nightmare is fucking over. Fuck off white supremacists and anti-democratic cunts.

CBS now calling it on the air for Biden.

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.

Fox still holding out

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

A little pick me up music

 

I'll take credit for the call because I posted this at the perfect time LOL

 

Unpossible!!! Trump's spiritual advisor called in the support of angels. How did Trump lose? 

 

19 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

meme-ing aside, this is very much like hitler in the bunker, ordering fake troops around to have fake assaults and expecting fake reports of fake results.  his brain is just mush at this point.

Well that ended well so here’s to hoping. I know he’s too narcissistic to martyr himself, but that’s exactly how his followers would see it. 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Now MSNBC follows and calls it.

Everyone except Newsmax and OANN has.

Allegheny county just dropped. 4K more. Lead up to 34k

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

The long national nightmare is fucking over. Fuck off white supremacists and anti-democratic cunts.

We'll have months of the dumb dumbs who believe the election was rigged trying to rectify this. Lots of work to do still, but fuck, this feels good. 

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

@bolverk we need the French equivalent of fuck around and find out

I've never heard an equivalent expression, but it'd go something like this: Si tu déconnes, tu vas découvrir. (If you fuck around, you're going to find out/discover.)

As I was typing this, just heard CNN announce the election. 

FUCK TRUMP!!!

Ten minutes ago I tweeted to all the major networks “Call it already, you f’ing cowards.”

I take credit for this.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.

Hmm, beer probably would have been a better choice than tequila at 8:30 in the morning, but too late now. Fuck pacing.

Looks Biden needs about a net 3000 in PA to get past the .5% auto recount. It would be nice to get over that amount to force Trump to prove why a recount is needed.

 

nevermind, the new pittsburgh count took him over .5%.

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13 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

3K ballots in Philly about to be posted within 5 mins

Another 7K coming near Pittsburgh within the hour

Aw shit.

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Just changed shirts, per my post long ago that I’d do it when he won...some of y’all know I’m a diehard Ok State guy married to a double horn

 

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CNN guys emotional right now. Honestly I am too.

People are cheering and clapping here in the streets of Brooklyn.

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.


Hell yeah, brother. Right there with you.

Van Jones making me tear up

joe biden you're fine, you're so fine you blow my mind...Joe Biden...hey, hey Joe Biden!!!

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