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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Let me take a moment to say... 

FUCK YOU TRUMP

FUCK YOU PENCE

FUCK YOU IVANKA

FUCK YOU JARED

FUCK YOU JR. 

FUCK YOU ERIC

FUCK YOU KAYLEIGH

FUCK YOU HUCKABEEF

FUCK YOU GRAHAM

FUCK YOU MCCONNELL

FUCK YOU JORDAN

FUCK YOU NUNES

FUCK YOU MEADOWS

FUCK YOU MCCARTHY

FUCK YOU GAETZ

FUCK YOU CRUZ

FUCK YOU HANNITY

FUCK YOU TUCKER

FUCK YOU INGRAHAM

FUCK YOU DOBBS

FUCK ANYONE ELSE I'M MISSING. 

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

AP calls Nevada

Bold.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

FOX: If you take away Las Vegas and Reno, Trump won Nevada!

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If you take away every large city where people actually live, Trump would've won. 

Just now, Underdog said:

FUCK ANYONE ELSE I'M MISSING. 

fuck you tom herman!

landslide now bitches!!

one term loser. Only impeached president to receive a bipartisan vote. Fuck you trump, you were especially awful. An abysmal president.

The amount of horseshit spewing from Santorum right now is impressive 

says Georgia needs to elect republican senators to unify the country 

says presidents tone doesn’t matter to ordinary citizens only people who watch CNN

he is not a good guy

Just now, mdmost said:

If you take away every large city where people actually live, Trump would've won. 

if you only count land area trump wins!

Summary of the transition team meetings:

Biden: wtf Donald. This was brand new four years ago.

Trump: I don't know. It doesn't work. It's trashed.

Good! I was supposed to put up Christmas Lights this afternoon.

Edited by Kel Varnsen

never as happy to see the unemployment rate go up with Trump, Pence, McEnany, Miller all out of work.

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'm at E58th and 1st. That is looking across 1st Ave.

There is going to be a dance party down in Washington Square Park tonight. I'm heading down.

Wear your mask and social distance!

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Good! I was supposed to put up Christmas Lights this afternoon.

But it's not even Thanksgiving!

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

The amount of horseshit spewing from Santorum right now is impressive 

says Georgia needs to elect republican senators to unify the country 

says presidents tone doesn’t matter to ordinary citizens only people who watch CNN

he is not a good guy

Santorum reminds me of the kid who was in honors classes only because his busybody PTA mom fought to get her precious little snowflake into honors classes despite low test scores and grades. You can tell he thinks he belongs and has no clue that the stupid shit he keeps saying out loud is 100% annoying and idiotic. 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The amount of horseshit spewing from Santorum right now is impressive 

says Georgia needs to elect republican senators to unify the country 

says presidents tone doesn’t matter to ordinary citizens only people who watch CNN

he is not a good guy

Never a doubt.

Dp

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

@bolverk we need the French equivalent of fuck around and find out

November 2020 is BY FAR my favorite 2020.

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2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Summary of the transition team meetings:

Biden: wtf Donald. This was brand new four years ago.

Trump: I don't know. It doesn't work. It's trashed.

Last night on CNN they were talking with a former Obama white house guy - he said that the Trump team missed almost all of the transition meetings they scheduled and he wouldn't be surprised if there are very few (or none) scheduled by the Trump admin.  Biden is going to need a very experienced and capable team ready to step in day one.

My son is in Washington. Streets are full and he says tons of people are in front of the White House. 

23 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Get that motherfucking orange asshole out of our house. 

Make him pay his bills. Make his kids pay theirs too. 

Call the cops to deal with all the crimes. 

But pack up his gold plated tacky shit, hand those boxes to his complicit walking plastic surgery advertisement (because his tiny hands could not carry them) and kick his bloated ass out. 

If I'm Joe I'm having them rip out all the toilets. You really want to read and relax on top of the seat that was the source of the 3am tweets? There's probably still orange make-up smeared under the edge of the seat.

9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

This right here is already a massive change. 

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7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Thanks so much to Black America for generations of patience, peace, and now saving the republic.

Thanks for rattling the comfort of this too-satisfied, fairly enlightened white man. 

I wish I could say you were equal to whites, but that's self-serving. You're better. 

This goes in varying degrees for many Americans, but...well, the black experience should ever be the shame and, now, pride of the nation. 

Let's see if we can get this thing moving forward rather than being pulled back towards illusory greatness. 

Just now, Woodrow Call said:

My son is in Washington. Streets are full and he says tons of people are in front of the White House. 

I’m in New Orleans and you wouldn’t know anything happened. 

Someone blasting Fuck Donald Trump loud as hell. Bunch of neighbors dancing and drinking on the balconies. Great fucking start 

1 minute ago, Woodrow Call said:

My son is in Washington. Streets are full and he says tons of people are in front of the White House. 

Same if only a 100 Trumpers are there. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Let me take a moment to say... 

FUCK YOU TRUMP

FUCK YOU PENCE

FUCK YOU IVANKA

FUCK YOU JARED

FUCK YOU JR. 

FUCK YOU ERIC

FUCK YOU KAYLEIGH

FUCK YOU HUCKABEEF

FUCK YOU GRAHAM

FUCK YOU MCCONNELL

FUCK YOU JORDAN

FUCK YOU NUNES

FUCK YOU MEADOWS

FUCK YOU MCCARTHY

FUCK YOU GAETZ

FUCK YOU CRUZ

FUCK YOU HANNITY

FUCK YOU TUCKER

FUCK YOU INGRAHAM

FUCK YOU DOBBS

FUCK ANYONE ELSE I'M MISSING. 


quadruple fuck Stephen miller

 

 

Just now, Woodrow Call said:

My son is in Washington. Streets are full and he says tons of people are in front of the White House. 

Good thing they put up those highly flammable non-scalable walls.

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If I'm Joe I'm having them rip out all the toilets. You really want to read and relax on top of the seat that was the source of the 3am tweets? There's probably still orange make-up smeared under the edge of the seat.

Maybe. You know they're sturdy and durable tho 

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Santorum is ruining my buzz. Get him off the TV


“If Biden is serious about bi-partisanship he should hope the republicans win both senate seats in Georgia”

 

fuck outta here the kid mero GIF by Desus & Mero

Y'all remember that one bald bitchass president we used to have that one time?

Just now, BigXII said:

Y'all remember that one bald bitchass president we used to have that one time?

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Did Donny ever give his little press conference?

Did Donny ever give his little press conference?

Does anyone care anymore?

I really love the fact that Fox News knew everyone waited on them to call it first. Other organizations had it at 273, but when Fox News did it was at 290.

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'm at E58th and 1st. That is looking across 1st Ave.

There is going to be a dance party down in Washington Square Park tonight. I'm heading down.

Have you gotten any beads yet? 

Just now, gmr548 said:


Does anyone care anymore?

Yes. I want to see him squirm.

Philly and Times Square

 

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'm at E58th and 1st. That is looking across 1st Ave.

There is going to be a dance party down in Washington Square Park tonight. I'm heading down.

I will definitely stop by to watch that. Spent a good deal of time at protests there over the summer.  I am in East Harlem right now so you can imagine how festive it is here right now.

November 7th, 1972 Joe Biden was elected Senator.

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