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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Oh. Honestly not sure. We got two of them as gifts from our wedding planner. Then my wife broke one, which works out well today since I'm the only one drinking.
Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Gritty Bevo.

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I'm giddy.

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lol

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

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Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss

20 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

Man, these guys are good. It's going to suck when they stop being rebels and go back to working for the Empire.

 

"now, about those deficits"

What a bunch of delusional fucktwats

 

 

 

Just now, Covri said:

What a bunch of delusional fucktwats

 

 

 

Ah, let em burn up some energy. Then they can go home, nuke a few Hot Pockets, and coma-sleep for about 16 hours.

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

lol

Look at that dudes shoes and her shoes.  Then tell me how they get his ass to support the 1%.  JFC

1 minute ago, Covri said:

What a bunch of delusional fucktwats

 

 

 

So last four songs of his now dead campaign were by the gay Village People (YMCA & Macho Man), Fortunate Son by CCR with no hint of irony, and now the Freddie Mercury ballad about proclaiming victory over his own personal demons of sexual confusion/promiscuity and drug use.  

I mean, do any of you fucking Trumpers have "google" on your phones?  I mean the Trump campaign has inadvertently made the most self-damming mix tape in American history.  Slap together these songs along with the ones he was ordered not to use by Springsteen, et. al.  And you've got a 10-track album that you could easily charge $15 for online.  I'd buy a copy.  

26 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

This is Onion-esque.

Senior Legal Advisor to Trump's campaign is having a meltdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Probably already posted, but fuck it:

 

Thank you for posting this. Awesome to watch. Character fucking matters.

32 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

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[Hook]
It's Dom Perignon - It's supposed to bubble
It just be like that sometimes (4X)

This right here. The world cares about the leader of the free world not being a piece of shit 

Definitely.
25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac I move to make a motion that we change the name of this board from “Cloak Room” to “Gritty Room”

It's a team victory. Couldn't have made it through without you brilliant motherfuckers. Opening the good shit now in your honor.

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Senior Legal Advisor to Trump's campaign is having a meltdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think she's mad now, wait til her paycheck bounces.

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 I called dad after it was announced to see if he had heard the news; Dad is 76, 2020 has not been very good to he and mom, and he's loathed Trump since he announced in 2015.  He hadn't heard, and was giddy at the news.

He had a fear in the back of his head that the longer this played out, Trump was going to somehow stay in office.  He sounded a bit emotional, and (paraphrasing here) said that Biden being President would not affect his life, but he so looked forward to boredom from the White House.  

He finished up that he was so glad something went right for him this year.  

10 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Probably already posted, but fuck it:

 

I don't agree with this guy in almost anything but what he expressed in this speech is what I have been living and feeling for my children.

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well, okay I can acknowledge this:

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That is genuinely interesting, I had no idea. Thanks for learning me something

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's over....

first to rep surlybevo for being first to the post

 

It still hasn’t hit me. I’m at a trail run race giving moral support to my good friend and roomie. I need to have that emotional moment and I can’t out here. But when we get home we’re popping the champagne and celebrating!

Put our flag back up in front of the house.

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He fucked around.  He found out.  It’s beautiful.  

53 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

There’s a foosball game?

Yes, and America won!

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Go Horns.  I give zero fucks today.  There’s bigger things in life.  Like giving bigots no quarter, much less in our WH.  

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Let’s get this shit fucking on. 

nsiap:

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Senior Legal Advisor to Trump's campaign is having a meltdown:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looks like Kamala popped some champagne herself. Hell yeah VPOTUS. We're all wine buzzed.

Fox is full blown moving away from Trump.  The evening bullshit Jerry springer garbage will continue and it’s gonna be glorious watching those factions fight eachother.  

Give up , French people. Gritty is too quintessentially American for anyone but us to get. Sounds aggy-esque but true nonetheless. Philly is so shitty, they are gritty.

In honor of President Diamond Joe:

 

 

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