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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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11 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Go Horns.  I give zero fucks today.  There’s bigger things in life.  Like giving bigots no quarter, much less in our WH.  

Look, I'm fucking thrilled that Trump is getting his ass kicked, but will never say go OU. I hope Jayhawks sponteously transform into 85 Bears and whip some Sooner ass.

2 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

This says everything you need to know. Trump alienated us from allies and rubbed elbows with sworn enemies. I’m just happy this ship has be righted and we can move on from the hatred and lies that Trump fueled. 

Time to start rounding up the Trumpkins.

 

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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let’s get this shit fucking on. 

LETS. FUCKING. GO .gif

Kamala and Doug are couple goals.

So happy and emotional today.

Finally, 2020 did something good!

Just now, Serak The Preparer said:

Look, I'm fucking thrilled that Trump is getting his ass kicked, but will never say go OU. I hope Jayhawks sponteously transform into 85 Bears and whip some Sooner ass.

Fair point, I've gone soft seeing you bastards faceplant.  You need to kick that ass a few times and I'll get my fire back. 

I hope the GA flip hold, it should, so it’s such a big electoral college victory plus the largest genera vote victory in history. 
 

have there been any bigger EC victories?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hope the GA flip hold, it should, so it’s such a big electoral college victory plus the largest genera vote victory in history. 
 

have there been any bigger EC victories?

Uh yeah. This isn't nearly an electoral blowout. Check out 1984.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hope the GA flip hold, it should, so it’s such a big electoral college victory plus the largest genera vote victory in history. 
 

have there been any bigger EC victories?

Reagan won 49/50 states in 84.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hope the GA flip hold, it should, so it’s such a big electoral college victory plus the largest genera vote victory in history. 
 

have there been any bigger EC victories?

Is this a serious question?

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Reagan won 49/50 states in 84.

We will never see anything even remotely close to that.  Mind boggling. 

i gotta tell you, i feel lighter than air right now.

nice feeling.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

We will never see anything even remotely close to that.  Mind boggling. 

What boggles my mind is that we didn't see something like that in the last two elections. 

Just now, Red Five said:

What boggles my mind is that we didn't see something like that in the last two elections. 

That's scary.  That's why I say we'll never see anything close to that type of blowout again - if not now...then when?  We could dig up Hitler and run his corpse...he'd do better than Mondale. 

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Feels good, man. Feels real good not to be embarrassed as an American anymore.


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It is nice to have a feeling of optimism again. A consistent, unifying message is a beautiful sight after the last four years of doom and gloom. Go Joe!

2 hours ago, heso said:

Pence is definitely going to run in 24 and his only hope is to win the support of the Trumpers and be viewed as the only republican that supported trump when the election was stolen. 

I really don’t see pence running. He has absolutely no place at the table. He doesn’t appeal to the white supremacist base, he’s not a rabid anti-elitist, and he doesn’t project a false tough guy persona. Pardoning trump wouldn’t move the needle on the trump base.
 

Pardoning Trump sure won’t help him win over moderates. Plus a bible thumper who is vocally anti lgbt and anti abortion isn’t going to appeal much to the middle at this point IMO. I think the party has lost those voters forever

Toddlers have more emotional stability than Trump.
Take the loss pussy.
Mine is currently hiding in the laundry room yelling "watch football (with) dada" trying to avoid nap time so this hits close to home
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a serious question?

I mean I’m ignorant on the history of the electoral college. So I figured I’d ask a question to better educate myself on its history in terms of victory gaps 

 

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We could dig up Hitler and run his corpse...he'd do better than Mondale. 

"Strong on immigration, and will bring back factory jobs."

Put our flag back up in front of the house.
I did this today for the first time in a long time, feels really good.
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Paris

 

If the camera's where I think it is, a pigeon shit on my foot at that exact spot my first day in France.

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Lololololool



The shit eating grin is the best part.

We need Angela Merkel to tweet congrats. That would really set the Orange Toddler off. 

Any guesses who is going to be the first sitting Republican to acknowledge the obvious and send their congratulations to Joe? And when? Once Trump's laughable legal case is exhausted?

4 minutes ago, MajorMajor said:
45 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:
Put our flag back up in front of the house.

I did this today for the first time in a long time, feels really good.

Put mine back up for the first time as well

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

What a bunch of delusional fucktwats

 

 

 

What a bunch of losers.....

 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Any guesses who is going to be the first sitting Republican to acknowledge the obvious and send their congratulations to Joe? And when? Once Trump's laughable legal case is exhausted?

Romney has tweeted out congrats. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need Angela Merkel to tweet congrats. That would really set the Orange Toddler off. 

Israel is having a bad day. Netanyahu will want to tweet his congratulations but he will need trump to accept him somewhat first. I’m sure there will be a phone call to Biden though. 

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