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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Something must be wrong with my Internet devices.

Not seeing any congratulatory tweets from leaders of certain countries and regions.  Like, oh, I don't know....North Korea, Russia, the Middle East, Turkey, so on.

Maybe it's late at night over there.

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need Angela Merkel to tweet congrats. That would really set the Orange Toddler off. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Paris

 

It's like the end of a god damn Star Wars movie.  That's what a piece of shit Trump is.

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Lololololool
 

 


The shit eating grin is the best part.

 

That had to have felt good.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Romney has tweeted out congrats. 

Thanks. Missed it. Hopefully that breaks the seal a little.

31 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fair point, I've gone soft seeing you bastards faceplant.  You need to kick that ass a few times and I'll get my fire back. 

Never been happier to have Rage +1 rep.

Your early leader for the 2024 GOP candidate, ladies and gentlemen:

 

 

 

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I hope the GA flip hold, it should, so it’s such a big electoral college victory plus the largest genera vote victory in history. 
 

have there been any bigger EC victories?

Yes - lots.  In addition to Reagan there was Nixon in 72 and pretty close to that was Johnson in 64

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Back to normal. 

5 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Put mine back up for the first time as well

I will say, my neighbor, who is a big Trumper, took in his Trump flag and put out an American flag, and it makes me very happy and hopeful.

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8 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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This goes directly to my Puerto Rican trumpkin friend.  Thank you 

The turd is in the bowl and now we only need to flush it down the drain.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Beautiful 

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Lololololool
 

 


The shit eating grin is the best part.

 

That clearly felt good.

I would also add his loss is much worse as an incumbent than Hillary’s loss.

33 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We will never see anything even remotely close to that.  Mind boggling. 

525 to 13

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Still the greatest country on earth.  Will be in Europe next summer holding my head high again.  I know it seems ridiculous but that shit really bothered me.  

The crowd at this inauguration.  Oh God.  This is gonna be the funniest couple months ever.  

People celebrating Donald Trump's removal in Lafayette Plaza, where that fuckface had peaceful protestors removed with tear gas, is a nice sight to see. 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Still the greatest country on earth.  Will be in Europe next summer holding my head high again.  I know it seems ridiculous but that shit really bothered me.  

I’ll wait for brother @Brisketexan to weigh in before I can agree with this 🤣

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

525 to 13

But we couldn’t be sure until all the votes were counted

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The crowd at this inauguration.  Oh God.  This is gonna be the funniest couple months ever.  

The most delicious part is that the titty baby will skip it. You know he won't be able to sit there and watch it. I would love Obama to say, "well, I was wrong, you were President after-all, for one term". 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The crowd at this inauguration.  Oh God.  This is gonna be the funniest couple months ever.  

Will Trump actually show up to the inauguration? Does he have to? God that’s going to kill him to have to sit there as the loser, will be glorious. 

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North Carolina still be pulling that Four Corners bullshit. 

Watching celebrations outside of the US reminds of the ending or Return of the Jedi. 

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Your early leader for the 2024 GOP candidate, ladies and gentlemen:

Jazz Hands Josh

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We’re going to have First Dogs again!!

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2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Will Trump actually show up to the inauguration? Does he have to? God that’s going to kill him to have to sit there as the loser, will be glorious. 

 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The most delicious part is that the titty baby will skip it. You know he won't be able to sit there and watch it. I would love Obama to say, "well, I was wrong, you were President after-all, for one term". 

Zero percent chance he shows up.  But he will be watching the news and filling up his pampers.  Zero doubt. 

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Will Trump actually show up to the inauguration? Does he have to? God that’s going to kill him to have to sit there as the loser, will be glorious. 

He will have a competing MAGA rally/ super spreader event somewhere in bumfuck middle America. 

Paris
 



This bells haven’t rung in years. They’re going to hang somebody.



DAD!

Weird. I always assumed that other countries enjoyed dealing with a shitstain little kid throwing rocks at their house that they couldn't say anything to because he's their boss's son.

5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Will Trump actually show up to the inauguration? Does he have to? God that’s going to kill him to have to sit there as the loser, will be glorious. 

Guaranteed no. 

Watching celebrations outside of the US reminds of the ending or Return of the Jedi. 
Had the exact same thought except the end of Independence Day.
3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

We’re going to have First Dogs again!!

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Melania "i don't care, do you" was definitely a dog.  Maybe not lovable but a dog for sure.  

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