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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's like the end of a god damn Star Wars movie.  That's what a piece of shit Trump is.

Someone needs to re-edit this with RGB as Yoda, John Lewis as OB1, and John McCain as Anakin. 

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Will they be selling that We Just Did hat?

This. 

We need Angela Merkel to tweet congrats. That would really set the Orange Toddler off. 




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13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

People celebrating Donald Trump's removal in Lafayette Plaza, where that fuckface had peaceful protestors removed with tear gas, is a nice sight to see. 

Can we put up a cheap plaster statue of him somewhere?  Just so we can throw it in a dumpster, of course.  Would be cathartic.  

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Melania "i don't care, do you" was definitely a dog.  Maybe not lovable but a dog for sure.  

She is definitely a bitch

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Could probably do an entire new thread on MAGA reactions.  

that's hilarious.  the magatts have never heard of the official secrets act which britain openly uses to combat domestic terrorism.  in addition, the taxation needed to fund universal healthcare will melt their brains.   and no pickup trucks, because there is no place to park them unless you own a farm.

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The crowd at this inauguration.  Oh God.  This is gonna be the funniest couple months ever.  

I’m seriously thinking about going down for the day.

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The crowd at this inauguration.  Oh God.  This is gonna be the funniest couple months ever.  

I’m seriously thinking about going down for the day.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m seriously thinking about going down for the day.

Same

We start classes that week, but I can easily put that shit online for Week 1

EDIT:  for me it would be flying up from Screwston. 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Someone needs to re-edit this with RGB as Yoda, John Lewis as OB1, and John McCain as Anakin. 

You've posted this multiple times and I've watched it each time.  Well done.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Thoughts and prayers. Going to be open season on making cops wait a little longer on their fast food. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Same

We start classes that week, but I can easily put that shit online for Week 1

EDIT:  for me it would be flying up from Screwston. 

Surly tailgate at the inauguration?

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

You've posted this multiple times and I've watched it each time.  Well done.

It has been in my head all day. It's been 4 days delayed from when I originally had hoped to post it. 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Side note:  I’ve never watched Star Wars 

I guess some stereotypes hold up.

Trump's about to pull into the White House and will hear all those people celebrating his defeat. That's delicious. 

Jim Acosta twisting the knife.  'The last celebration like this was when OBL was killed.'  Lulz

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If Donald could go ahead and catch Covid one more time on the way out that would be great.

I really don’t see pence running. He has absolutely no place at the table. He doesn’t appeal to the white supremacist base, he’s not a rabid anti-elitist, and he doesn’t project a false tough guy persona. Pardoning trump wouldn’t move the needle on the trump base.
 
Pardoning Trump sure won’t help him win over moderates. Plus a bible thumper who is vocally anti lgbt and anti abortion isn’t going to appeal much to the middle at this point IMO. I think the party has lost those voters forever


Pence will run in 2024 — as Mother’s VP candidate
3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Look at this whiny bitch.

Cunt is the preferred nomenclature.

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's hilarious.  the magatts have never heard of the official secrets act which britain openly uses to combat domestic terrorism.  in addition, the taxation needed to fund universal healthcare will melt their brains.   and no pickup trucks, because there is no place to park them unless you own a farm.

Guys, those are bots. You'll literally find hundreds of thousands of tweets that are almost identical. Some of them don't make sense, eg moving to hawaii. 

Not surprised 
 

I totally called this yesterday.
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Not surprised 

 

So we've reached the bargaining stage of grief. 

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Sorry to keep you waiting lil buddy. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So when can we ironically start wearing MAGA hats to meme on trumpers?

I say giant foam MAGA hats.

That's a lot of electors they'd need to have switch over. And you are basically committing suicide if you do that. People will know who you are. 

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m seriously thinking about going down for the day.

Surly meet up? @Bateshorn
is also in the area already as are a few others.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Not surprised 

 

A sitting president openly advocating the abandonment of the democratic process? I've been told several times by posters that such a thing is the land of hyperbole! 

What do you think a venn diagram of "people who post facebook memes about participation trophies" and "people who are melting down about losing the election" would look like?

Honestly, local level Democrats might want to consider dropping hints to Electors in states like North Carolina to do the reverse. 

"He's already lost. Begin the process of removing the cancer from your party."

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This, this right here is America.

I can’t wait for Putin to congratulate Joe 

What do you think a venn diagram of "people who post facebook memes about participation trophies" and "people who are melting down about losing the election" would look like?

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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Surly tailgate at the inauguration?

No offense, but I never want to find out what any of you look like in real life. If Huckleberry doesn't actually look like real life Sterling Archer, I'd be devastated.

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Jim Acosta twisting the knife.  'The last celebration like this was when OBL was killed.'  Lulz

Bin Laden “only” killed about 3000 Americans. Trump’s super spreader rallies killed about a quarter of that alone. His anti-leadership on COVID has killed many 10s of thousands. It’s a testament to the goodness of our forgiving country that Trump’s punishment will likely be simple irrelevance and shame.

15 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m seriously thinking about going down for the day.

I will definitely be at the inauguration. If I had not had to work yesterday I would’ve stayed in DC from Tuesday until they had announced Biden’s win today. I have never been to an Inauguration so this will be a good first one to attend.

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:
Put our flag back up in front of the house.

I did this today for the first time in a long time, feels really good.

Put mine up too.

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

No offense, but I never want to find out what any of you look like in real life. If Huckleberry doesn't actually look like real life Sterling Archer, I'd be devastated.

One of the greatest moments of my life was when I met @McNelly and the first thing he said was "you actually look like your avatar."

@SydneyCarton can confirm this happened. 

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