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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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A lengthy thread of MAGA chuds being idiots.

 

Edited by Zonahorn

This day would be a lot more enjoyable if our receivers could catch a fucking pass.

 

 

Fuck Trump and Fuck ou!

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Not surprised 

 

At what point should the military intervene to ensure a peaceful transition of power? A lame duck president should not be allowed to undermine our constitutional system through intimidation. This is probably all typical Trump bluster, but it’s shocking how fragile our democracy is.

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1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I can’t wait for Putin to congratulate Joe 

Yeah, curiously, I can't find anything from Putin, Kim Jong Un, Erdogan, Bolsonaro, Netanyahu...

it's just so weird...

It’s amazing to see the whole world celebrating. We need to step up and lead like we should. Let’s do this America. 

One of the greatest moments of my life was when I met [mention=36]McNelly[/mention] and the first thing he said was "you actually look like your avatar."
[mention=4507]Sydney Cartoon[/mention] can confirm this happened. 
McNelly looks nothing like his avatar. I much rather prefer his avatar.
3 minutes ago, F250 said:

This day would be a lot more enjoyable if our receivers could catch a fucking pass.

 

 

Fuck Trump and Fuck ou!

Please stop reminding me there's football on. Nothing's more of a guarantee to ruin an awesome day than A&M football.

33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

He will have a competing MAGA rally/ super spreader event somewhere in bumfuck middle America. 

Except now he'll have to pay for them. 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

At what point should the military intervene to ensure a peaceful transition of power? A lame duck president should not be allowed to undermine our constitutional system through intimidation. This is probably all typical Trump bluster, but it’s shocking how fragile our democracy is.

Military ain’t doing shit, and they don’t need to. Trumps power is gone. Anyone helping him do illegal shit will be prosecuted 

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


quadruple fuck Stephen miller

 

 

"Goodbye is too good a word" - Bob Dylan

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 No doubt after seeing that he'll just concede to help America move on

Of course Chuck Schumer is still rocking a flip phone.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

type set GIF

 

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Please stop reminding me there's football on. Nothing's more of a guarantee to ruin an awesome day than A&M football.

Aren’t you playing Boom? You’ll be fine. 

Oh my god, something called Parler.com is organizing a mass exodus off Facebook in protest of censorship. Please, please, please follow through.

 

...they won't because, other than the YouTube comment section, it's the only place that they can spread their gospel.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

At a certain point Giuliani is going to be out there fighting like those Japanese soldiers in the Pacific Islands that had no idea WW2 was over. 

Just now, aggie08 said:

Oh my god, something called Parler.com is organizing a mass exodus off Facebook in protest of censorship. Please, please, please follow through.

 

...they won't because, other than the YouTube comment section, it's the only place that they can spread their gospel.

Right. Because Facebook is so terrible to right wing people. 

texas connection:

 

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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Fick rumm und entdecke, Donald!

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10 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

A lengthy thread of MAGA chuds being idiots.

 

There are few things more repulsive than a Yankee Redneck. A Southern Redneck, love it or hate it, is an integral part of the natural landscape and can be fascinating in its harmony with nature, like watching the Leafcutter Ant or a murder of Crows harassing a Falcon. It has its place in the world and fits in there.

The Yankee Redneck is just loud, rapacious, and fascinated with lining its nest with brightly-colored scraps of NFL jerseys.

Tom Herman's offense is as stale and out of ideas as Trump's legal team. 

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Secret Service like "Fuck you, I'm wearing my mask now."

Just now, Neonmoon said:

 

The grift is about to become difficult.  Watch the rats jump ship.  Except the people who watch rats fuck.  They will stay.

22 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Designed my own 

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Oh my God 

Custom Ink can be assholes about copyrights, hopefully it gets through. 

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

At a certain point Giuliani is going to be out there fighting like those Japanese soldiers in the Pacific Islands that had no idea WW2 was over. 

You mean in prison 

8 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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Fick rumm und entdecke, Donald!

I like how Germany puts the scary little eagle at the top of the page, as if to say "Ja Ja Ve are all zitting here having a highly-civilized tea party, but just zo you know, ve schtill have nukes and jet-powered auto-gyros at our Zecret Base inside ze Hollow Earth."

45 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Rudy asking everyone for a shitload of dimes for the video booth next door. 

NSIAP, click through and read the whole thread:

 

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37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This, this right here is America.
 

Wait...  Kamala's dad was the lead singer for Fine Young Cannibals? 

 

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There are so many right-wing grifters that I’d like to offer thoughts & prayers to right now:

That pasty white gun chick who shit herself. 

The tiny faced idiot who looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome victim  

That tiny faced idiot with the wife with the dry vag  

Diamond  

And Silk

Tammy

And so many others whose grift of the federal govt will soon come to an end  

 

 

29 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

He's ordering pizza. 

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Rudy was outside a landscaping company  next to a dildo store when this happened. 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

NSIAP:

 

We need this guy here.

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