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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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#32803
3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who would have thought that two men in their 70s could maintain an election for so long?

I’m stealing that.

#32806
28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, he's away from his wife and family, in a large anonymous liberal metropolitan area where anybody can be themselves and meet other people with similar interests, so...

 

...my guess is, he's praying. For us.

I agree that he’s been spending more time on his knees than on his feet. 

#32810
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Let me rephrase that:

Who other than South Austin's mom knew that two men in their 70s could maintain an election so long?

I’m stealing that.

#32819
3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

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UnderButts for Biden!  

"A President we can get behind!  Specifically, her behind!"  

#32820

Was outside washing my car and overheard some Trumpkin neighbors ranting about how this was bullshit and they feel good about it being overturned once the courts rule on the clear and obvious fraud.

I wonder what it's like to live on a different planet.

#32824

reading the dirt from White House sources as the rats jump ship the next few days is gonna be fucking awesome

#32825
7 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

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Great ass.*
 

 

 

*please let her be at least 18.

#32833
1 hour ago, G650 said:

Surly meet up? @Bateshorn
is also in the area already as are a few others.

I could do a meet up.  But on inauguration, ima do what I do every time: cook, sit in my nice toasty house, and day drink. 

#32837
48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, but I'm hoping to go first today

Sorry, too late.

#32838
NSIAP, click through and read the whole thread:
 



Who said poetry is dead?



Wait...  Kamala's dad was the lead singer for Fine Young Cannibals? 


This post....drives me crazy.



Rudy was outside a landscaping company  next to a dildo store when this happened. 


Again....self-writing poetry.



Yo I didn't know Stacey Abrams got a masters at UT. We gotta get her on Surly.


Classmate of my wife. Always sharp as hell.


that guy is fucking awesome


Indeed.


I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

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I mean, that DOES look like fun. Some parts in particular.
#32843

Why are they mad at Kush? He booked a classy presser behind Carl Spackler's groundskeeping shed, deployed a young Texas attorney and his Red Rider BB Gun and Thor is hammering Wisconsin. Fucking Thor, man! And allow me to spell this one out for you: R.U.D.Y.!

#32844
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

That's a lot of electors they'd need to have switch over. And you are basically committing suicide if you do that. People will know who you are. 

If I were Mitch and Co., I'd be sweating bullets over the idea of Trump trying to get electors to switch.  That would be a great way to drive insanely high numbers of Dem turnout for the Georgia Senate races in January.

#32849
4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Surly told me my Gatling Gun of rep is starting to melt and I got to let it cool off for a day.

Gotta join the treefiddy club playa.

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