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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Great ass.*
 

 

 

*please let her be at least 18.

i think i'd need a birth certificate, a passport, a driver's license, a notarized letter from her mother and a witnessed statement from the doc who delivered her

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Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

Twitter really should ban his ass with a Gritty meme

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

This, this right here is America.
 

They have advanced degrees, what kind of 'Merica do they represent?

 

24 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ha ha, eat shit Kush.
 

No different than the coronavirus task force

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

 

“We scored 45 points against OU this year!” - Tom Herman

5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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LMAO. 

 Wait, he didn't treat his staff well? I'm shocked!!!!

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 


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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, he's away from his wife and family, in a large anonymous liberal metropolitan area where anybody can be themselves and meet other people with similar interests, so...

 

...my guess is, he's praying. For us.

And he better pray good.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Nice contrast to the bottom feeding cesspool that much of American media represents.

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

17 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

So far 77.4 million people have voted against him. That is over 22.5% more than have voted against any sitting President before. Here is a list of the main party candidates who have had the most Americans vote against them since 2000. As you can imagine it's mostly in chronological order with a notable exception.

1. Donald Trump, 2020 - 77,398,920
2. Donald Trump, 2016 - 73,684,412
3. Joe Biden, 2020 - 73,095,582
4. John McCain, 2008 - 71,365,497
5. Hillary Clinton, 2016 - 70,815,721
6. Mitt Romney, 2012 - 68,151,903
7. John Kerry, 2004 - 63,266,402
8. Barack Obama, 2012 - 63,169,612
9. Barack Obama, 2008 - 61,815,304
10. George W. Bush, 2004 - 60,254,236
11. George W. Bush, 2000 - 54,949,098
12. Al Gore, 2000 - 54,405,203

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15 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

 

2 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

 Because they’re terrible at their jobs and can’t ever admit when they fuck up. 

2 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

Prevailing theory is that the idiots in the Trump campaign idiotically called the wrong Four Seasons, booked it, then went ahead with it when they realized the mistake instead of admitting the mistake. Because they're idiots.

I can't find any holes in the theory.

7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

I hope he's not looking at FoxNews.com, because their central story is about Americans celebrating Biden's win. 

3 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

They're the only Four Seasons told they'd be paid and believed it.

I can't imagine that the Four Seasons Hotel would have taken a booking for a Trump press conference. First, they're a Canadian company and Canadians despise Trump. Second, everyone knows the Trump campaign is broke and doesn't pay its bills.

8 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

Cause Rudy was already familiar with Fantasy Island?

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10 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

They couldn't see well through teary eyes, clicked on wrong link. 

10 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

someone searched google maps for "four seasons" and chose the closest one to call. 

14 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

Fuck that guy. He didn’t wait until Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s body had cooled before he rushed his SCOTUS nomination to the Senate floor. Fuck you, crybaby.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Did he just...tell the truth?

Weird flex for sure

 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Party of family values y’all!

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Think I'd rather have a hot tub party with Kathy Bates. 

30 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 


75,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a challenger to a sitting President.
 

I mean, honestly, what is the point this great thinker is trying to make?

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Party of family values y’all!

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I don’t think anyone thought she was anything above that 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Someone needs to re-edit this with RGB as Yoda, John Lewis as OB1, and John McCain as Anakin. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


75,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a challenger to a sitting President.
 

I mean, honestly, what is the point this great thinker is trying to make?

See, his votes were counted legally. Biden's were counted illegally by the same people in the same rooms. It makes perfect sense.

 

If you're a barely functioning regard.

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Just now, Bama Chick said:

I’ll be watching.
 

I'll...very possibly be passed out.

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

texas connection:

 

 

She can join me and Ms. Katie Hobbs if she'd like. 

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Yeah. Right wing assholes walking into philly right now is not a good move.

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