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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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who's gonna tell him?

 

 

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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'll...very possibly be passed out.

Typical aggy.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

who's gonna tell him?

 

 

Pretty sure his family told him Biden is locking down during Christmas so they don’t have to be with his insufferable ass.

 

missed opportunity

Hits close to home.  There is actually a Four Seasons Landscaping that services a condo building down the block from me, right on my normal dog walking route.  They make me think about Trump a lot. The workers are dark skinned, Spanish speaking dudes who bust their ass cleaning this place up and probably get paid dirt.  Oh, and they're the nicest, politest guys, always quick to shut off their leaf blower if my dog and I happen to walk by when it's running.  Always quick with an hola or buenos dias or bonito perro.  Not quite the immigrants Trump described.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Keep it up, Mitch, et al. The Republicans continuing to act like whiny bitches is only going to help in the Georgia runoffs.

Donald and UGA taking an L in the same day might cause me to orgasm myself to death 

jack spitting straight fire:

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14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Does "secure" mean its next to a porno shop?

Oh, shit—it just struck me. Watching the crowd in front of a wall outside the White House. It looks like the Berlin Wall coming down.


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The GOP, after subsuming the Tea Party into the Freedom Caucus and now shedding Trump is going to be four years of them taking the victimhood to a whole new level. Four years of the bubble reality crying "we were robbed, we were cheated, and so on." So, the leadership encouraging that is not surprising.

But enough of that for now. Tonight is a celebration.

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Does "secure" mean its next to a porno shop?

You can’t get more secure than this.

 

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Again, they can whine about being cheated. You lost every state you flipped in 2016 and lost Arizona. You didn't barely lose. You got housed. 

i hear st. helena is nice

 

 

People in DC, make that motherfucker unable to sleep tonight. 

I’m sure the bunker is sound proof.

57 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

Not sure if posted, but this article goes deeper into the Four Seasons Fuckup, including the dildo store and crematorium across the street, it’s glorious.

https://www.themarysue.com/trump-campaign-ends-with-saddest-press-conference-at-four-seasons-total-landscaping/

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

The whole truth.

 

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Donald and UGA taking an L in the same day might cause me to orgasm myself to death 

After the election results, I cannot pull for Florida over Georgia.

Think Im going to Shiner's Saloon for the Clemson ND game and ill watch any downtown shenanigans if there is still a crowd. Will join after game if still there

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"Hi, I'd like to report an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the hot sun."

27 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

It hurts doesn’t it?  You stupid fuck. 

As much as a political junkie as I am I managed to get off the grid for about a day. My daughter gave me the news that Biden won. 

That's all I know. 

I recorded the game. Been a while since I went on full radio silence. 

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Straight into my veins


My brother just saw a quote that said QAnon was Scientology for trailer parks. I about spit my whiskey out.
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My brother just saw a quote that said QAnon was Scientology for trailer parks. I about spit my whiskey out.

 

That’s marvelous

25 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Does "secure" mean its next to a porno shop?

"Deepthroat" 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It hurts doesn’t it?  You stupid fuck. 

It hurts my brain even making a passing attempt at connecting the dots in that drivel.

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

After the election results, I cannot pull for Florida over Georgia.

Yeah, fuck Florida. Go Dawgs!

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32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Keep it up, Mitch, et al. The Republicans continuing to act like whiny bitches is only going to help in the Georgia runoffs.

Two Senate seats in January, and a whole lot more in 2022.  Mitch and Co. are playing with fire.  

The Dems, ironically with an old white guy,  managed to really tap into the youth vote on the same level, or maybe exceeding that of Obama,, and a whole shitload of first-time voters now realize how easy it can be to vote.  And, a whole lot of various organizations, that deal with voting, whether it be at state or county level, have some really awesome examples to follow, whether it's Harris County or whatever, to improve voting in 2022, and to make it much more efficient.

If Mitch wants to 100% try and obstruct Biden and the Dems, and try and make a shitload of Americans miserable, well, fuck around and find out I guess.

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Washington Square is pretty lively tonight. 

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Downtown Austin is a damned zoo. 

26 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Oh, shit—it just struck me. Watching the crowd in front of a wall outside the White House. It looks like the Berlin Wall coming down.


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“Mr. Trump, hire some Mexicans to tear down this wall.”

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1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

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I mean, there's only one person in that photo, right?

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It hurts doesn’t it?  You stupid fuck. 

It's a great theory to spread around.   Rational adults look at qanon and see it for what it is - money-making scheme + prank + mentally ill people stirring shit up for other mentally ill people.

But on the other hand, if one wanted to discredit the right-wing types, qanon would be the absolute perfect vehicle to do that.  It wouldn't be hard to generate the qanon leaks or whatever they call it, and it's easy to throw together websites, social media accounts, etc.

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