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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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15 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Washington Square is pretty lively tonight. 

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How you doin' ? 

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I bailed on the shit WV game at halftime to meet up with some family and friends for some celebratory day drinking.  Cars honking, people in great moods, good times.

I said  "There's a funny video on here of Biden throwing Trump around at a daycare center, let me show you."  Well it took about 2 hours and approximately a shitload of drinks for me to back up to find it, because what I thought was a few pages ended up being between 50-100.  As I scrolled back I had to stop to show them the memes, gifs, quotes, etc. that have accumulated since last night.  There's something special about being with friends and family, being happy, sharing some joy, slightly drunk, and laughing your ass off to the point where someone is banging the table. 

So for that, here's to you Surly degenerates, you purveyors of porn, doyens of dumbassery, and ... fuck it, can't come up with anything else ... that stayed up all night to entertain.  I can now die knowing I gave Tree Fiddy to expose my friends/family to something called Gritty, and how he saved the Constitution.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Total Wine by my house is out of Dom Perignon. The manager said there was a rush at about 1130.

Buy a bunch of bottled water and invite Jesus to the party.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

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I mean, there's only one person in that photo, right?

. . . talk about mud flaps, my baby's got 'em. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


After the election results, I cannot pull for Florida over Georgia.

This.  The fuck you thinking, Sam? 

40 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Hits close to home.  There is actually a Four Seasons Landscaping that services a condo building down the block from me, right on my normal dog walking route.  They make me think about Trump a lot. The workers are dark skinned, Spanish speaking dudes who bust their ass cleaning this place up and probably get paid dirt.  Oh, and they're the nicest, politest guys, always quick to shut off their leaf blower if my dog and I happen to walk by when it's running.  Always quick with an hola or buenos dias or bonito perro.  Not quite the immigrants Trump described.

Did anyone else read this in “Visiting fan to aggy” prose that texags spews after home games??

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Marvelous. 

7 minutes ago, Updawg said:

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"Trump supporters show their support with 'The Salute' upon his return to the WH." - Fox News. 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

One step closer to writing rude wishes on one of these things and lighting it off. 

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whose butthole is the sharpie for

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You can’t get more secure than this.

 

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“Hello, welcome to the Four Seasons. Checking in?”

1 hour ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

A Trump official called a young staffer "Shit Head" for the 999th time. Then told that staffer to call 4 Seasons. While the young staffer was doing that, the ghost of his great-grandaddy who killed Natsies with a .50 cal from atop a halftrack appeared at his elbow, and said, "Hey kid, know what? Wanna have some fun?"

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celebration has begun

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

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celebration has begun

Shortrib or the strip?

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Party of family values y’all!

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Maybe it's because I'm an artist, but when I look at people in make-up it's pretty easy for me to reverse-engineer to see what they are covering up. And Guilfoyle doesn't make me think of hot tubs, she makes me think of tidal marshes.

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

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celebration has begun

Too much surly, I thought the sign in the background said fuck you.

Just now, horncyclist said:

Shortrib or the strip?

Strip all the way, only because there is no ribeye.

 

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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Too much surly, I thought the sign in the background said fuck you.

 

I may change it to Fuck Around and Find Out on my way out

Fuck you, Donald.  The State of NY is not going to be told to stand down.  They’re gonna crawl all up in your ass on Jan 21.

I'm sure the conditions are for him to win some of the states he won't so he looks less like a loser. Fuck off, Donald. 

On FB, I'm seeing friends of friends and acquaintances have complete melt-down regarding Trump losing. When I see 15 sentences without a paragraph or the word socialism used in the first few sentences, I know they will be ranting by the end. I'm assuming some of them are surprised when their post doesn't immediately get 100 likes. 

These are people that have done well in life but are so afraid everything they own is going to confiscated by the govt.

I'm willing to give people a few days to get through the stages of grief but what a bunch of babies. 

For all you sheeple, I will leave this here. Trust the plan.  Qtards are the fucking worst.

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Now comes the hard part, but have faith: 

MSM needs to knowingly call Biden pres-Elect 

And Biden has to knowingly make a victory speech and commit 

It’s important: 

18 U.S. Code CHAPTER 115


TRAP IS SET
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. Ok. 

 

Uh, you don’t have a choice, you orange penis wrinkle.

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

I seriously can't wait for the HBO series. I wonder who's going to play Rudy Guiliani.

Since every business Donald Trump started has failed, I’m not shocked he doesn’t understand the concept of leverage. 
 

 

Uh, you don’t have a choice, you orange penis wrinkle.
He's trying to wrangle a way to make him feel like he left with a W. Fuck him. Gtfo you lost.
10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. Ok. 

 

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45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, fuck Florida. Go Dawgs!

It's within possibility that neither football team is crazy about Trump. But fuck Florida anyway, damn long-ass crooked-shaped Kingdom of the Rat state.

6 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I seriously can't wait for the HBO series. I wonder who's going to play Rudy Guiliani.

Is Uncle Leo still alive?

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Maybe it's because I'm an artist, but when I look at people in make-up it's pretty easy for me to reverse-engineer to see what they are covering up. And Guilfoyle doesn't make me think of hot tubs, she makes me think of tidal marshes.

I will give Guilfoyle credit that she looks good for her age, but her personality makes her a 2. I'm not even referring to her politics. Someone can be conservative (or liberal) and be pleasant to be around. She's seems horrid.  Maybe Don Jr. wanted a political figure around as a girlfriend but he would be smart to drop her.  Buy a russian model to be your wife.

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I seriously can't wait for the HBO series. I wonder who's going to play Rudy Guiliani.

Paul Giamatti

Apologies for the football content in CR but this is fucking savage.

 

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. Ok. 

 

 

A GD shame Tim Russert isn't around for any of this. 

17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. Ok. 

 

Odd story in that it references Trump has conditions for an appropriate transfer of power but then doesn't mention it again. It wouldn't shock me if he offers a normal transfer (Nov-Jan 21 cooperation) if Joe pardons him. 

I could see Biden doing that to heal the country. 

 

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh. Ok. 

 

Well that's good, because one of those conditions happened on Nov. 3.

It's within possibility that neither football team is crazy about Trump. But fuck Florida anyway, damn long-ass crooked-shaped Kingdom of the Rat state.

...you live in Roy Moore /Tommy Tubberville loving land. Hush.
20 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

These are people that have done well in life but are so afraid everything they own is going to confiscated by the govt.

Tell me where they live so I can show up early to claim their shit.

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Odd story in that it references Trump has conditions for an appropriate transfer of power but then doesn't mention it again. It wouldn't shock me if he offers a normal transfer (Nov-Jan 21 cooperation) if Joe pardons him. 

I could see Biden doing that to heal the country. 

 

Absolutely fucking not. 

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Odd story in that it references Trump has conditions for an appropriate transfer of power but then doesn't mention it again. It wouldn't shock me if he offers a normal transfer (Nov-Jan 21 cooperation) if Joe pardons him. 

I could see Biden doing that to heal the country. 

 

Fuck Biden if he does that.  Trump can leave in handcuffs instead. 

35 minutes ago, G650 said:

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Enjoy brother.  City here is amazing tonight. Heading out soon.  Cheers to all you assholes.  What a great week it’s been...

3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Fuck Biden if he does that.  Trump can leave in handcuffs instead. 

I think he’s going to get a pardon no matter what, wether it’s through Biden or resigning and having Pence do it. He’s going to get drilled at the state level anyway.

I can see wanting to do that to quell the far-right crazies.

On the other hand, I think all those assholes need to be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law to send a message to the GOP to not make crazy facist fuckheads the face of their party again. Zero shenanigans will be tolerated going forward.

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