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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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20 minutes ago, jw4381 said:


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I’m gonna get a little deeper into the bourbon before I call.

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LET’S FUCKING GO. 
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Damn you for having the blantons, Elmer t lee, and rock hill farms all lined up like that.

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1 minute ago, heso said:

 


Damn you for having the blantons, Elmer t lee, and rock hill farms all lined up like that.

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 Blantons for me as well

Let's gooooo Kamala

I moved into my last house on Nov 4th 2016. Went under contract on my new house today. Bookends. It was a good house but fuck Donald J. Trump. The J stands for "Just a little bitch".

5 minutes ago, heso said:

 


Damn you for having the blantons, Elmer t lee, and rock hill farms all lined up like that.

But I can cheers to that. b8081533ffb18c4b25155ce3bb54f08e.jpg

 

i went blanton's then bt kosher wheat on election night.

there's a stagg, jr hiding behind as well.

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I’ll have a heart attack if Biden closes the speech out by calling a lid on the election.

Watching this makes me feel like I can finally breathe after 4 years. May sound cheesy, but it’s true 

Wow we have a VP with personality and a Pres that speaks in complete sentences

 

this is better than any trump speech, ever 

Just now, bluto said:

I’ll have a heart attack if Biden closes the speech out by calling a lid on the election.

My fantasy involves Joe looking into the camera and saying the people get to choose who is President. The people get to choose who lives in their house. The people have spoken and they said get the fuck out. 

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I am bawling.

I didn’t realize how much seeing a woman up there would effect me.

32 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Influencing, impeding, or retaliating against a Federal official by threatening or injuring a family member.”  Uh, how is that setting trap for Biden or Democrats? Something tells me these Q guys aren’t lawyers.

 

Most certainly not.  The guys on that board hate education in general.  That same idiot went on to espouse that Trump really wanted Biden to claim victory because then he will be arrested for treason.  

she's going to be president isn't she

The drive in rally was fucking brilliant. Allowing people to honk showing enthusiasm makes up for the socially distanced crowd. 

They have run a fucking good campaign!

Joe runs out onto that stage like a fucking machine.  None of that lumbering Trump bullshit.

 

The Boss blasting out the speakers.

The running sealed it. Holy shit

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Mutha fucker running out like WWE!!!

he needed the Stone Cold window break music.

1 minute ago, thepop said:

she's going to be president isn't she

you better fucking believe it !

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Drinking Venezuelan rum to celebrate the victory of socialism!

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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

he needed the Stone Cold window break music.

 

i would have lost, full blown tears 

woo fuck yeah Joe! sound like you did a few lines before going out there

I love how he says “we” and “presidential ticket” when talking about the victory - no “I” or “me”.

God bless y’all, Joe.

26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“I just got my car re-flagged!”
 

This guy is the best

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4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I am bawling.

I didn’t realize how much seeing a woman up there would effect me.

 

You and my spouse.

Between her heaving sobs, she told me she never thought she would see someone like she is---a Type A, strong female---get to that position in her lifetime.  Our 8 year old daughter came to her and asked her if she was sad.  That only made her cry more.  

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Been saving this for a special occasion.  Is this it?spacer.png

Pop It Open & Find Out.

WWGrittyD

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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It’s a top shelf night mother fuckers!


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That’s a fucking top shelf indeed. 

Birthday bourbon and weller are both on my list if unicorns. 

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Blue seemed appropriate 

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4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The drive in rally was fucking brilliant. Allowing people to honk showing enthusiasm makes up for the socially distanced crowd. 

Agree. Good to see a "first world" type setting for the future President and Vice President.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

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Blue seemed appropriate 

 

you can NEVER go wrong with this choice !!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

they both thanked POLL WORKERS !!!!!

So it's basically the opposite of a braying me-me-me Trumpfest.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I will give Guilfoyle credit that she looks good for her age, but her personality makes her a 2. I'm not even referring to her politics. Someone can be conservative (or liberal) and be pleasant to be around. She's seems horrid.  Maybe Don Jr. wanted a political figure around as a girlfriend but he would be smart to drop her.  Buy a russian model to be your wife.

A long time ago, I thought she was pretty hot.  Before Fox.  Before I learned that she is about 3 feet all.  Before I learned she was a roaring hell pig.

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