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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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The whole “Four Seasons” debacle feels like a Gob Bluth gag.  

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37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

26 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I can't say I watched every news anchor every minute of the day, but I don't remember anyone calling Gore president elect.

Pretty sure he was never called President Elect

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We are definitely at a point we've never been at before in recent times. The Republicans are calling for open rebellion. I don't see a way out to recover what damage has been done.

All because we elected a black man 12 years ago.

 

28 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Trump created this false chaos. I can’t believe there are people stupid enough to buy into it. 

Year 4 and you still can't believe it?

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7 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We are definitely at a point we've never been at before in recent times. The Republicans are calling for open rebellion. I don't see a way to recover from what damage has been done.

I can certainly see the Rubicon from here.

29 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Trump created this false chaos. I can’t believe there are people stupid enough to buy into it. 

Have you been living in a cave?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I can certainly see the Rubicon from here.

This.  Motherfucking this.  

BREAKING: Ben Carson and David Bossie to be treated for COVID-19 at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

I’m waiting for the challenge to the California vote. Trump is only behind by (checks notes) 4.5 million votes.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I can certainly see the Rubicon from here.

Pray for the Ides of March. Et tu Jared.

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Mean I wish Trump would concede but might as well have fun with it.

He'll likely bitch for a month then do nothing cause he's a bitch that just tweets all day. Give rallies where he doesn't admit he lost until he's weak and then dies.

Michele Bachman worse for wear, but doing her part for Deacon Donnie.

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19 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This may be the lasting legacy of Donny and Mitch....... Basically sowing discord to tear down the faith in our political institutions.

 

Maybe they’ll quit voting then.  Did they think about that?

2 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

I’m waiting for the challenge to the California vote. Trump is only behind by (checks notes) 4.5 million votes.

..and that could get  close to 6 million if my quick math is correct. 

5 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Michele Bachman worse for wear, but doing her part for Deacon Donnie.

 

"What I was talking about[Gay rights, Abortion]was more or less 'conservative,' " Goldwater recalls, saying he was smeared by the people around President Johnson – "the most dishonest man we ever had in the presidency." Goldwater continues: "The oldest philosophy in the world is conservatism, and I go clear back to the first Greeks. ... When you say 'radical right' today, I think of these moneymaking ventures by fellows like Pat Robertson and others who are trying to take the Republican Party away from the Republican Party, and make a religious organization out of it. If that ever happens, kiss politics goodbye."

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

load her avatar pic....

10000-yard stepford lizard

There’s another one. Kind of a Sarah Palin type. 

51 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Thank you. This is all just posturing.

"Look Trump voters, we have our President's back."

As soon as Georgia recounts, or more of Trump's legal filings get laughed out of court, they'll quietly back off like the pieces of shit they are.

They aren't going to commit political suicide for Donald Trump.

Something like a dozen of his legal filings have already been laughed out of court.

25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Have you been living in a cave?

No, I just can’t believe people are that dumb and gullible. But I know it’s true. 

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Getting close to destroying this whole thing for a b-list baffoon

PI surging for Trump...did I miss something today?  Assuming it’s just cult-45 types living on a prayer?

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Luckily..... probably because he knows most would ignore him.  
 

 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

There's a play here for Democrats in trying to drive the wedge that splinters the GOP into 2 parties but they won't even try it. 

They should already have a Parler bot army talking up a new MAGA party after Deep State Republicans stole the election from Trump. 

Sounds like a job for the surly parler team

I see we're nearing the Reichstag fire portion of the story.

The entire GOP can get fucked

PI surging for Trump...did I miss something today?  Assuming it’s just cult-45 types living on a prayer?
Wait, wut?
6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The entire GOP can get fucked

Again, they're every action suggests profound fear of dire consequences. If they lose control of the DOJ, there are many GOPs going to prison. 

It's not just power they're trying to hold; it's their skin. 

I was thinking my own sense that there would be blood might be off. Nope. 

When Trump called so many people "enemies of the state?" Every accusation...

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Luckily..... probably because he knows most would ignore him.  
 

 

There shouldn't be a "non-directive." But, if that is what it takes to make the guy concede - do it.

Worst case rn - there is still a little wobble on this edge where we find ourselves. We need Donnie to have some optimism for a future, because insanity is on the other side of that door he is considering. We may need the 25th Amendment's brutal club. Barr may be a witness for his removal. He needs to finish his one last money grab and fade off into the sunset. Like Nixon. Like now. Let the adults have the keys and the weapons.

Just another day in the Trump Presidency.

 

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hehe. You know you want one. For a good cause:

 

needs furries:

 

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What is really, really disturbing....is GOP is going to burn everyone and everything down for Donald Trump.

That's it. Trump.  A person who was a Democrat as recently as what, 6-8 years ago?

We all know they sold their souls the past four years, but now, they are going to double and triple down after the election?

For Trump?

 

 

 

They aren’t doing for Trump. They are doing it to grab up as much of his cult as they can before the moment fades. 

They are trying to be viewed as the segment of the GOP that fought to the death for their king.

 

Dems have nice leads in the states. The count should be damn good. I can't imagine large errors out there. 

 

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45 minutes ago, Homercles said:
PI surging for Trump...did I miss something today?  Assuming it’s just cult-45 types living on a prayer?

Wait, wut?

Trump went from $.08 to $.13 in the last 24 hours or so on PredictIt.  Biden down to $.87.  Not insane but was wondering if there was legit news or just hopeful Trumptards

39 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Sounds like a job for the surly parler team

Surly "bat signal" by Thujone?

Just now, Homercles said:

Trump went from $.08 to $.13 in the last 24 hours or so on PredictIt.  Biden down to $.87.  Not insane but was wondering if there was legit news or just hopeful Trumptards

Just hopeful trumptards like usual. 

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Surly "bat signal" by Thujone?

Don't stare into the abyss; it might stare back at you . . . 

16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hehe. You know you want one. For a good cause:

 

beautiful - just bought one of my own

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

load her avatar pic....

10000-yard stepford lizard

RDCanecutter did as you said, and I now control his nervous system.

--Governor Noem

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Mitch's strategy for getting Trump to string along these legal challenges and not concede for two months to fire up Rs in Georgia is going to fail.  I think he knows it's a long shot anyway as the electors are chosen Dec. 14th and that date is as immovable as Election Day.  He's squeezing the last bit of theater out of Trump to mobilize in Georgia.  They still might win both anyway, but holy shit, they have to be concerned about Abrams.

This is a coherent explanation for what we're witnessing.  I've checked out the last couple of days, because watching the U.S. Senate signal that they're comfortable with thwarting the most fundamental aspects of American democracy, for the 1,591st time, makes me a tad despondent.  This notion of juicing the turnips and peach pits in Georgia might have already been bandied by other denizens.  I wouldn't have been aware because I can only stare directly into the solar eclipse of sunbaked sewage for so long.  It's still disgusting to watch, and it still seems counterintuitive to me, but for now I'll take it over the last lunge to following the dumb orange orb into zero sum autocracy.   

I'm not sure how this all plays out, but he's making it nearly impossible to just let him fuck off to his golf courses for the rest of his life. If he keeps this up there will be no other choice than to put him away for inciting riots and straight up treason. Like literally treason if he keeps this up after Jan 20. 

"Hey Joe, did I mention that I'M FUCKING THRILLED THAT I GET TO DEAL WITH YOU INSTEAD OF THE ORANGE ASSHOLE?"

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