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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

LMAOOOOOO

Fox News/Parler crowd is so dumb.

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

That's why Gina went to see Mitch today.

Why did she go to see Mitch? Is Donnie thinking about releasing the UFO files? It might be the right call . . . The Q people need something to do. 

We are in the brinksmanship phase of this election. Donnie will name a price and expect to negotiate (if this is normal bizarre Trump behavior). If he does not name a price, he has already pulled the pin. 

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

In a House where Gohmert serves one must step up thy game.

If Gohmert had an ounce of daring, he'd make Marjorie Taylor-Greene the head of his new QAnon Harem.

5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re fucked. I firmly believe now that the only outcome now is an attempted coup and lots of violence. Can’t believe we’re here. 

Gina.

19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

So people were opening envelopes of empty ballots and filling them out for Biden, AT THE POLLING CENTER AND AT A VAN THAT SAID BIDEN/HARRIS?  And there’s no video evidence of this?

22 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

Fucking embarrassing

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

watched.  didn't happen.

Oh no!   I’m shocked...I tell ya!

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So people were opening envelopes of empty ballots and filling them out for Biden, AT THE POLLING CENTER AND AT A VAN THAT SAID BIDEN/HARRIS?  And there’s no video evidence of this?

The question becomes: did Fox just put the first nutjob they could find looking to help out Donald on TV with no vetting whatsoever, or are they an active part of staging this?

Not even sure which would be worse.

29 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

Wtf Lol

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So people were opening envelopes of empty ballots and filling them out for Biden, AT THE POLLING CENTER AND AT A VAN THAT SAID BIDEN/HARRIS?  And there’s no video evidence of this?

Laugh now, Libtard. In your denial of the spiritual side of the universe, you ignore clear science that evil has its own nature. Vampires do not appear in mirrors, and their subset THE CHEATING DEMONCRATS do not show up in photographs, which are like mirrors, except that you don't have to be in front of one to mystically appear in it. BTW, I just complimented you and you don't even know how. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What happened, is that no doubt thousands of videos exist, but they show only various ballots in empty rooms, moving around, seemingly in the wind but in reality clutched in INVISIBLE DEMONCRAT CLAWS.

Look it up, it's all on the back of your Morgan Silver Dollar, which is not only SOUND MONEY but also deadly against werewolves when flung, Ninja-esque, like a throwing star.

Like a ninja who

[the rest of this post is standing right behind you.]

32 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

Let's be real, is there any way this isn't just Trump himself?

32 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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It was Gritty next to the van in the parking lot with the white envelopes.

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Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Let's be real, is there any way this isn't just Trump himself?


there are some great comments. This is one of them:

 

 

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fucking embarrassing

Jesus Christ.  I was a good son and didn’t mention one word about the election in my Sunday call with my mom.  But I swear to god, one word from her about the ‘fraud’ Fox is uncovering and I’m disconnecting their cable box.  WTF??

Pretty sure my 7 and 4 year olds could come up with more believable bullshit than that interview.

36 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Maybe that's why Pence went out of town. "Who me? I had nothing to do with it! I wasn't even in DC at the time!  But I shall faithfully serve the American people in this time of crisis.....and pardon all the scumbags on my way out the door"

Pence has been "battling" Bob Stoops in the dildo shop next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping for days now.  No word on if Pompeo has joined in the mayhem there yet.  It's the vacation Pence always wanted.

25 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If Gohmert had an ounce of daring, he'd make Marjorie Taylor-Greene the head of his new QAnon Harem.

Ha. That freak can only dream of her fragrance of hate and crazy.

 

How do voice distortion machines work? There's very, very obviously a normal male voice before "her" distortion starts. Fucking lazy.

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there are some great comments. This is one of them:
 
 

Best one -

She the Fox witness use the phrase “and I was in my polling uniform.”???

without resorting to stripper jokes, Somebody wanna tell me why in my 20 years involved in politics, I’ve never seen a “polling uniform.”???

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She the Fox witness use the phrase “and I was in my polling uniform.”???

without resorting to stripper jokes, Somebody wanna tell me why in my 20 years involved in politics, I’ve never seen a “polling uniform.”???

I volunteered at a local poll in 2008 and 2012 and my ‘uniform’ was jeans and a polo shirt.  Very official.  These people are fucking nutjobs.  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She the Fox witness use the phrase “and I was in my polling uniform.”???

without resorting to stripper jokes, Somebody wanna tell me why in my 20 years involved in politics, I’ve never seen a “polling uniform.”???

You don't think MAGA is capable of mistaking a pole for a poll? Hell, they probably thought the $1s getting thrown at them were bribes to rig the election. 

Literally all of my anger about the democratic process being shat on and GOP douchebags going along with near treason is immediately gone. Now I'm just laughing and extremely excited to see how far down the rabbit hole Trump can take his supporters.

Over the top ridiculous.   Every single one of us has a high res camera in their pocket.   

Yet Nevada Nancy Drew failed to film or take a single picture as they falsified ballots in broad daylight next to the van.

53 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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Shut up and ... drivel?

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18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She the Fox witness use the phrase “and I was in my polling uniform.”???

without resorting to stripper jokes, Somebody wanna tell me why in my 20 years involved in politics, I’ve never seen a “polling uniform.”???

Isn’t that what strippers wear?

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Literally all of my anger about the democratic process being shat on and GOP douchebags going along with near treason is immediately gone. Now I'm just laughing and extremely excited to see how far down the rabbit hole Trump can take his supporters.

There you go.  Just laugh and enjoy.  I love sending these to my trumptard acquaintances.  They either get embarrassed or confused...or both.  It’s absolutely perfect.  

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.  Is this real life?

From the landscaping company to this. What an embarrassing hilarious clown show. These dipshits couldn't stage a coup on a middle school student council. 

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

 

repeating what i said earlier this afternoon, going after absentee/mail APO votes in NV is not a cunning plan.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Can a dictionary really define those? Shouldn't be that be a search in an encyclopedia? Or a lengthy history book? My faith in humans wains.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

How do voice distortion machines work? There's very, very obviously a normal male voice before "her" distortion starts. Fucking lazy.

Well she sounds hideous.

6 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Which on of y'all is Derick Cotton?

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Q-adjacent, if not outright q.

5 hours ago, heso said:

1 win, any win, no matter how small legitimizes the fight and the allegations to 70 million people. 

Ironic, when one flaw in a litany of complaints throws all other points out the window.


there are some great comments. This is one of them:
 
 
Cross posted, but every time I see the shadow person, I think of this.

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6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

There you go.  Just laugh and enjoy.  I love sending these to my trumptard acquaintances.  They either get embarrassed or confused...or both.  It’s absolutely perfect.  

Starting to feel less ledge-y but the Mob Rule of the GOP still has me edgy. 

Just think, a week ago it was all over but the counting and crying.

It’s upsetting what’s going on, but I feel like this coup attempt is starting to collapse under it’s own absurdity.  
 

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I do a lot of traveling in Africa and perhaps Giuliani and Co should have as well, because this is seriously amateur shit. Difference is, they kill you for it over there. 

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