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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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President Favreau is exactly correct. They either don’t hear it, or dismiss it out of hand  because of the source. 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Very odd to see Cornyn be not dumb

Something in his polling told him that Trump was dragging him down.  He started to go against him even toward the end of the campaign.  Of course Trump has never been as popular as a generic R in Texas.  Cornyn ended up running about a 4% larger margin of victory than Trump.

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Same. I feel like things shifted very quickly from dangerous to silly.

counterpoint: it was never dangerous and always silly

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A recount in PA would now have to be paid for by the trump campaign themselves because it's outside the margin of error

 

The RNC will pay.  It'll be insurance against Trump sabotaging the Georgia runoffs.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

counterpoint: it was never dangerous and always silly

Fascism is always silly and always dangerous. The silliness is an essential component and makes it more dangerous by giving people an excuse to not take it seriously.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

These guys are just ripe for the picking.  Somebody get a hold of Louie Anderson and see if we can dig up Billy & April.

WTF ever happened to Billy and April.  Was that a Gil story?  Can't recall. 

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

WTF ever happened to Billy and April.  Was that a Gil story?  Can't recall. 

JohnnyM

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

WTF ever happened to Billy and April.  Was that a Gil story?  Can't recall. 

I thought it was Johnny Mack, or whatever handle Mackovic's kid used.

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Something in his polling told him that Trump was dragging him down.  He started to go against him even toward the end of the campaign.  Of course Trump has never been as popular as a generic R in Texas.  Cornyn ended up running about a 4% larger margin of victory than Trump.

he won. 6 more years is an eternity in politics. he can now afford to fuck around with trump.

i will never forget his obeisance, though. texas democrats need to get their shit together.

I thought it was Johnny Mack, or whatever handle Mackovic's kid used.
That dude was a POS in real life.
13 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

WTF ever happened to Billy and April.  Was that a Gil story?  Can't recall. 

The cunts at hornfans nuked the thread for no reason, because we were all enjoying it. I think that was just prior to the great migration. The thread was reborn at shaggy but I think by that point the story had been pretty much played out. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

The whale cunt at hornfans nuked the thread for no reason, because we were all enjoying it. I think that was just prior to the great migration. The thread was reborn at shaggy but I think by that point the story had been pretty much played out. 

slowly recalling and fify

Mississippi rep wants state to “succeed” from the union if Biden is POTUS. 

 

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Can we let them go this time?

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The cunts at hornfans nuked the thread for no reason, because we were all enjoying it. I think that was just prior to the great migration. The thread was reborn at shaggy but I think by that point the story had been pretty much played out. 

Wow - flashback, that thread is what moved me over to shaggy. Further flashback was Longhornfanzone and Bob, and his ill fated bus trips [emoji23]. I had to move back to hornfans when LFZ collapsed. Now we’re at Surly...

Anybody heard from Bob lately?  I always liked him.  I didn't reserve a spot on that bus, and it sucks what he did, but I mostly remember him as a good dude.  He popped up inexplicably at some game around '09 or so and we had a beer and shot the shit.  But that was the last I ever heard of him.  

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can we let them go this time?

This. I will help them pack. Out of all the states, the poorest and least educated wants out?  I'd be happy to take back the federal tax money they take from my state. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Goddamnit, now I have to hate Joe Biden.

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Anybody heard from Bob lately?  I always liked him.  I didn't reserve a spot on that bus, and it sucks what he did, but I mostly remember him as a good dude.  He popped up inexplicably at some game around '09 or so and we had a beer and shot the shit.  But that was the last I ever heard of him.  

Yeah. Despite his coordinated theft from a bunch of fellow alums and his rampant lies, he was mostly a good guy. He was fun to bullshit with, so I mean, he got that going for him. 

In related news, Art Briles seems like a real god fearing, humble man. Other than all those rapes he enabled, I mean, he seems like a great guy to talk scripture with. 

Bob Wheeler is a piece of shit and can fuck off. 

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

This. I will help them pack. Out of all the states, the poorest and least educated wants out?  I'd be happy to take back the federal tax money they take from my state. 

They can take a few friends with them if they want to. 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

How does a full hand recount work with electronic ballots? Or is just a hand recount of mail in ballots?  Also seems like you need 3 people to handcount each ballot. I don't trust Cletus in small town GA to not know that Trump needs votes in order to win. And I'm sure Cletus feels the same way about Atlanta ballot counters.

15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

He had me at "Shitty Uncles and Regrettable Ex-Girlfriends."  If that's not the name of my next band, it's certainly the name of my next beer drinking album.

22 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Mississippi rep wants state to “succeed” from the union if Biden is POTUS. 

 

Can we help them succeed ?

way past time For them to get off the govt tit 

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Anybody heard from Bob lately?  I always liked him.  I didn't reserve a spot on that bus, and it sucks what he did, but I mostly remember him as a good dude.  He popped up inexplicably at some game around '09 or so and we had a beer and shot the shit.  But that was the last I ever heard of him.  

Bob was the best writer. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

i saw a bear in a maga hat vote.  i demand a recount

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19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. Despite his coordinated theft from a bunch of fellow alums and his rampant lies, he was mostly a good guy. He was fun to bullshit with, so I mean, he got that going for him. 

In related news, Art Briles seems like a real god fearing, humble man. Other than all those rapes he enabled, I mean, he seems like a great guy to talk scripture with. 

Bob Wheeler is a piece of shit and can fuck off. 

yeah, tried not to dismiss his asshole move in my post.  Obviously he was horribly flawed as a person, we all are.  Was just trying to put up something good, something bad, something borrowed, and something stolen, and something orange.  I forget how the saying goes.  All in all though, if anybody can give some anonymous update on him, many would appreciate it.  T

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can we let them go this time?

Only if they take Alabama with them

How does a full hand recount work with electronic ballots? Or is just a hand recount of mail in ballots?  Also seems like you need 3 people to handcount each ballot. I don't trust Cletus in small town GA to not know that Trump needs votes in order to win. And I'm sure Cletus feels the same way about Atlanta ballot counters.

You hire enough people to give everyone ten ballots and they count on their hands. It’s in the name man.
3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

yeah, tried not to dismiss his asshole move in my post.  Obviously he was horribly flawed as a person, we all are.  Was just trying to put up something good, something bad, something borrowed, and something stolen, and something orange.  I forget how the saying goes.  All in all though, if anybody can give some anonymous update on him, many would appreciate it.  T

I believe he is still learning lessons in little league. 

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

yeah, tried not to dismiss his asshole move in my post.  Obviously he was horribly flawed as a person, we all are.  Was just trying to put up something good, something bad, something borrowed, and something stolen, and something orange.  I forget how the saying goes.  All in all though, if anybody can give some anonymous update on him, many would appreciate it.  T

Yeah. Were all flawed. But let’s not pretend all flaws are equal. Unless you basically are admitting you and Donald Trump are the same. Both just two flawed guys. 
 

seek an update all you want, that’s cool. But he knowingly lied to and defrauded his fellow UT Alums. In fact he used that shared bond to specifically target for his fraud. He can get fucked. 

4 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Only if they take Alabama with them

And Northern Florida. Let’s keep Louisiana for the food.

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And Northern Florida. Let’s keep Louisiana for the food.

Or let's have some ambition and make #SECede trending.

All those idiots will eat it up hook line and sinker.

But, yes, keep Louisiana.

44 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can we let them go this time?

And can they take the rest of SEC country with them?

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And can they take the rest of SEC country with them?

galaxy-brain move to get bama out of the natty 

20 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i saw a bear in a maga hat vote.  i demand a recount

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37 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

They can take a few friends with them if they want to. 

That’s happened once before. If we let it happen this time, what do you think that country would be like?  Would you be cool with the grain belt going with them this time?

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

It may be a travesty of statutory interpretation or judicial usurpation of legislative power.

But there's about zero reason to believe that it is a constitutional violation or travesty.

And even if it is, it don't make a shit.

Ken Starr was a political hack when he was a special prosecutor, and now he’s still a political hack - he’s just also a rape enabler piece of shit

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Mississippi rep wants state to “succeed” from the union if Biden is POTUS. 

lulz fucking socialists

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