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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Closest I got was that Tom Hanks joke in "Catch me if you Can"

Knock, Knock...

or that little girl in the viral video a few years ago from the back seat, "(mumble, mumble)...Yo'self!"  

 

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So, I didn't watch his presser. Did he concede or say when he was getting the fuck out? 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is anyone else still trying to figure out a way to start a grammatically correct sentence with “yourself”?

stumped over here.

Youse guys if you are a Yankee or Y'all if you are one of us.

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Closest I got was that Tom Hanks joke in "Catch me if you Can"

Knock, Knock...

or that little girl in the viral video a few years ago from the back seat, "(mumble, mumble)...Yo'self!"  

 

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Yourself & the echo chamber may have "recognized" as such, but trust me you are mistaken in as much you are off on your recollection of my statements.  It's pretty apparent few on this thread see the big picture of what's transpiring & fewer have the capacity to contain any resemblance of openmindedness.  I'll leave you with my obvious admission that DJT has been my candidate of choice & the Republican party as a whole, but hear me when I say the course of the next weeks could easily change my thoughts.   See into that as you will or able to.

Not exactly sure what this gibberish is meant to convey, but go fuck yourself anyway.
13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is anyone else still trying to figure out a way to start a grammatically correct sentence with “yourself”?

stumped over here.

Yourself or Someone Like You was a great album. 

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13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is anyone else still trying to figure out a way to start a grammatically correct sentence with “yourself”?

stumped over here.

"Yourself go fuck you can" - Yoda

"Yourself, to thine be true."  -William Yoda 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

"Yourself go fuck you can" - Yoda

Beat me to it.

He’s going to grift a little more before he leaves

 

Yourself & the echo chamber may have "recognized" as such, but trust me you are mistaken in as much you are off on your recollection of my statements.  It's pretty apparent few on this thread see the big picture of what's transpiring & fewer have the capacity to contain any resemblance of openmindedness.  I'll leave you with my obvious admission that DJT has been my candidate of choice & the Republican party as a whole, but hear me when I say the course of the next weeks could easily change my thoughts.   See into that as you will or able to.

I see...

I see...

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17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is anyone else still trying to figure out a way to start a grammatically correct sentence with “yourself”?

stumped over here.

From Collins Dictionary:

Yourself is used when the object of a verb or preposition refers to the same person as the subject of the verb.

So what's with the 2016 electoral geography maps?  I'm missing something.  (I mean, I'm not missing the fact that Trump thinks vast swaths of red actually mean something, but did he break out a 2016 map today or what?)

"Yourself go fuck you can" - Yoda

[mention]immamac [/mention] nominate this for new surly motto.
2 minutes ago, Mole said:

From Collins Dictionary:

Yourself is used when the object of a verb or preposition refers to the same person as the subject of the verb.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So what's with the 2016 electoral geography maps?  I'm missing something.  (I mean, I'm not missing the fact that Trump thinks vast swaths of red actually mean something, but did he break out a 2016 map today or what?)

Shortly after taking office he actually presented maps to brag. As if people didn't know.

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is anyone else still trying to figure out a way to start a grammatically correct sentence with “yourself”?

stumped over here.

"Yourself" is the answer to the question "whom did you abuse by visiting this den of lackwits?" Sir! Yourself! Yourself! Yourself it was!

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s going to grift a little more before he leaves

 

Why would anyone care about meeting with a lame duck administration?

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

why is his upper lip oozing sap?

he sweats maple syrup

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

he sweats maple syrup

Mickey Ds secret sauce. 

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s going to grift a little more before he leaves

 

Shit, he might be fleeing the country. 

38 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Yourself or Someone Like You was a great album. 

Bold strategy Cotton

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Ah yes, the if you didn't see the ballots Trump win clause. Damnit, I thought we had him.

5 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

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Jesus will that guy just shut the fuck up with the complete bullshit lies?

13 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Ah yes, the if you didn't see the ballots Trump win clause. Damnit, I thought we had him.

You have to wonder how that got in there in the first place. I'm sure the founders in their great wisdom had a good reason though, maybe the Federalist papers shed some light.

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Ha, pretty solid response from Tapper though.

 

He's retweeting articles about vote switching that appear to be entirely made up -- zero explanation. All these people believing Trump is the rightful president is going to end in violence. A lot of it.

I've been trying to get my kids to stop with the 'it's not fair' bullshit anytime things don't go their way. They're 3 and 7...

1 minute ago, Okie State said:

I've been trying to get my kids to stop with the 'it's not fair' bullshit anytime things don't go their way. They're 3 and 7...

In the frontline special on the two candidates they quoted trump as saying he is the same person now he was in first grade

I’m waiting for a case to start and the tv in the lounge is on Fox. Tucker Carlson is talking about all the great things in the US that are more important than politics. Looks like he’s jumping off the Trump train

28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That fat tub of goo is embarrassing himself at such a level right now it is just glorious.

Normally I would say Twitter needs to take him down, but even Repubs are turning on him.

Let him keep going.  He is sealing his fate to everyone as the biggest goddamn fool this country has ever seen.

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The Republican Party is done winning the popular vote for president. It's not going to happen again moving forward.

If the Democrats can't figure out how to work with that, then they are super regarded.

Unfortunately the Democratic Party is super regarded.

I understand taking the high road. But when you're dealing with a repeat liar, cheater, crook, who is out to get you everyday. Then you gotta be like Keyser Soze - go after the shitheads and enablers, go after their kids, their wives, their parents and their parents' friends. Burn down the house they live in, and the stores they work in, and the people that owe them money.

I hope this ends with various administration members bickering like Donitz and Raeder in Spandau about who fucked up worse 

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Yourself or Someone Like You was a great album. 

Got damn right it was. I want a third eye blind and matchbox 20 stadium tour 

11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

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That could be the most Aggy house/car combo ever.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s going to grift a little more before he leaves

 

Also going to talk to these guys in Israel:

 

20 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

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I could be wrong, and am on a daily basis, but that house looks like two single wides side by side stacked on top of a garage.

Shit, the brodozer looks like it's worth more than the house is.

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Driving the dumbfuck bus with his knees while motor boating a cheeseburger. 

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