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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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17 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

We all need Gritty masks first. 

Remember remember the third of November

The carrot hued treason and plot

I know of no reason

Why these morons’ treason

Should ever be forgot

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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wiley Wiggins?

Chances she brings a binder? 110%

 

42 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Chances she brings a binder? 110%

 

Good on her for remembering she works for the United States government and the taxpayers, and not the campaign, so get the fuck off Fox News, you stupid bobblehead bitch. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wiley Wiggins?

That's Romeo Rose.

Which means Fitlump is on deck to appear in some capacity soon.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 

they couldn't understand difference between a landscaping business and a 5 star hotel. my suprise level is none.

i'm sure yall have seen a million of these charts but this is another good representation of how divided the US is. Rural vs major metro areas. 2 divergent beliefs and desires for the direction of the country.

 

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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

they couldn't understand difference between a landscaping business and a 5 star hotel. my suprise level is none.

Part of being a Supervillain is constantly having to yell "FOOLS! YOU FOOLS!" at blundering minions.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'm sure yall have seen a million of these charts but this is another good representation of how divided the US is. Rural vs major metro areas. 2 divergent beliefs and desires for the direction of the country.

 

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Fuck you Florida.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck you Florida.

that should be said every day, election year or not.

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'm sure yall have seen a million of these charts but this is another good representation of how divided the US is. Rural vs major metro areas. 2 divergent beliefs and desires for the direction of the country.

 

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Is this where Trump and his cult tweet "MORE RED THAN BLUE ON THIS MAP, TRUMP WON!" as if all those counties of 70 people in West Texas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and the Dakotas compare to where people really live? 

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck you Florida.

Still better than our own corner of Trumpistan. 

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'm sure yall have seen a million of these charts but this is another good representation of how divided the US is. Rural vs major metro areas. 2 divergent beliefs and desires for the direction of the country.

 

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Unless I'm mistaken, Oklahoma is the only state that is 100% dotard. Perfect.

14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'm sure yall have seen a million of these charts but this is another good representation of how divided the US is. Rural vs major metro areas. 2 divergent beliefs and desires for the direction of the country.

 

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that blue stripe following the mississippi river up is pretty cool.  

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Shocking, rural people are morons. I said what I said

It would be nice if some put up a similar map that indicate incoming/outgoing federal funds. 

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The President's refusal to concede, as CNN has previously reported, stems in part from his perceived grievance that Hillary Clinton and former President Barack Obama undermined his own presidency by saying Russia interfered in the 2016 election and could have impacted the outcome, people around him have said.

Peak Trump (for now)

 

According to Donald Trump, it was Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who tried to undermine his presidency by claiming Russia interfered in the 2016 election.

So did did Trump's intelligence community, DOJ special counsel Robert Mueller, and the Senate Intelligence Committee.  (That would be the Republican-majority Senate.)

That swamp is really fucking deep.

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

It would be nice if some put up a similar map that indicate incoming/outgoing federal funds. 

I believe close to 70% of the nations GDP comes from those blue areas. So yea, fuck the red areas.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Unless I'm mistaken, Oklahoma is the only state that is 100% dotard. Perfect.

West Virginia.  So the 2 states with the most meth and the least amount of teeth. 

Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and Hawaii were the only 100% solid Biden states. 

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Just now, crash_davis said:

I believe clost to 70% of the nations GDP comes from those blue areas. So yea, fuck the red areas.

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

It would be nice if some put up a similar map that indicate incoming/outgoing federal funds. 

Also would be interesting to overlay that with average education level achieved.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

not my french press, my sushi, my pate, my chilean sea bass, you unwashed.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Delaware, Louisiana, and Kentucky are the first states to certify their results per Wasserman. 

STOP THE COUNTING!!!!

Singing a hymn about being persecuted while en route to a meeting with our orange wannabe dictator to discuss disenfranchising hundreds of thousands of voters

 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Delaware, Louisiana, and Kentucky are the first states to certify their results per Wasserman. 

Is he behind?  For instance, the AP reported on 11/10 that Vermont had certified their results and Oklahoma News on 6 reported Oklahoma certified on 11/11. 

Ballotpedia says the following states should have certified by the end of today:

  • Delaware
  • Vermont
  • South Dakota
  • Oklahoma
  • Louisiana
  • Wyoming
  • South Carolina
  • Mississippi
  • Virginia
  • Florida
  • Massachusetts
  • Idaho
  • Arkansas
  • North Dakota
  • Georgia

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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

Fuck vegetables and grains. Keto for life!!!! For the gainz!

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

I pay for my food. I don't bitch about it. If these stupid cunts want to shrink the government, I say we start with farm subsidies. 

12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Shocking, rural people are morons. I said what I said

Well not all of us are.

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Fuck vegables and grains. Keto for life!!!! For the gainz!

Some of the corn and sugar beets and grains also head to domestic distilleries...

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Some of the corn and sugar beets and grains also head to domestic distilleries...

Peasant. I only drink single malt 30 year aged Scotch Whisky.

10 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Singing a hymn about being persecuted while en route to a meeting with our orange wannabe dictator to discuss disenfranchising hundreds of thousands of voters

 

The K-tel version of Old Rugged Cross, NOT SOLD IN STORES!

21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
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“If I’m being manipulated by Trump ... then he is the greatest con man that ever lived in America,” Caleb Fryar said. “I think he’s the greatest patriot that ever lived.”

Yes, dude.  One of those is true.   Based on literally 50+ years of documented history and business and personal dealings......which one might it be.....hmmmm.

Suckers believe what they want to believe.  The constant supply of a huge pool of marks guarantees a perpetual supply of con men.

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

Over 1/3 of the nation's vegetables and 2/3 of the nation's fruit and nuts come from California.

There's also this:

California ranks first in the United States for agricultural cash receipts followed by Iowa, Texas, Nebraska and Illinois.

Ten states generate more than $10 billion in agricultural cash receipts:  California ($43,544,001,000 and 11.63 percent of U.S. total), Texas, Nebraska, Illinois, Minnesota, Kansas, Indiana, Wisconsin and North Carolina.

So of the top 10 food producing states, 4 of 10 are currently "blue."  

Just food for thought.

 

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Over 1/3 of the nation's vegetables and 2/3 of the nation's fruit and nuts come from California.

We know about th'people, now tell us about th'food!

HURR HURR HURR

/AgTag

Might be time to go all Yelp-ageddon on Brett's chiro practice, I know some people. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People don’t want to believe they’ve been had.

Do you even Class Action Lawsuit, bro? 

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Over 1/3 of the nation's vegetables and 2/3 of the nation's fruit and nuts come from California.

There's also this:

California ranks first in the United States for agricultural cash receipts followed by Iowa, Texas, Nebraska and Illinois.

Ten states generate more than $10 billion in agricultural cash receipts:  California ($43,544,001,000 and 11.63 percent of U.S. total), Texas, Nebraska, Illinois, Minnesota, Kansas, Indiana, Wisconsin and North Carolina.

So of the top 10 food producing states, 4 of 10 are currently "blue."  

Just food for thought.

 

I thought we were talking rural red vs urban blue, not imaginary lines. By that measure i could attribute all the big city gdp statewide. 

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How much of the blue’s food comes from the red areas?

it’s almost like it should be a symbiotic relationship instead of adversarial. 

New slogan?

 

Republicans - "The world needs ditch diggers too"

Breaking story. Trump supporters are complete morons. More news at 11. 

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

California ranks first in the United States for agricultural cash receipts followed by Iowa, Texas, Nebraska and Illinois.

 

Avocados are fucking expensive yo

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

New slogan?

 

Republicans - "The world needs ditch diggers too"

That’s always been the slogan hasn’t it?

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Avocados are fucking expensive yo

Yep, it's why the millenials can't buy houses.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

People don’t want to believe they’ve been had.

100% this.

Here's the thought process: "either he's a con-man, and I'm a stupid sucker, or he's a great patriot, and I'm brilliant for following him.  Duh, I'm brilliant, so he's obviously a great patriot."  Admitting that you were a sucker is among the hardest thing for human beings to do.

I'm here to tell you, though.....once you get past that, and can actually do it, it's so incredibly fucking liberating.  Because otherwise, deep inside, you already KNOW you've been conned (yeah, even stupid people mostly figure it out eventually), so you not only have to keep up the external lie, you have to lie to yourself, every moment of every day.  But most people have too fragile a sense of self-worth to ever cross that river.

I think in the end, the one thing I will never be able to wrap my head around is the idol worship with Trump. He espouses almost no values of the typical conservative but a large part of their base treats him like the second coming of Jesus. I was just a baby when Reagan was in office; did conservatives treat him the same way?

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