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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also, they (you)roll their (your) joints all wrong. 

Too damn skinny, and way too long

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Well not all of us are.

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Just pray every night that ExxonMobil doesn’t discover a few billion barrels of oil reserves underneath the ground there.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I don't think he can request another recount. They already did a recount. 

What if he strenuously objects?

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Well, there goes our top secret Surly plan to "trojan horse" him.

You think he'd accept any blankets? You know, for Christmas?

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

a joke, except no one is laughing

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

It's not amazing that millions of idiots could be duped by a conman but it will always amaze me that Donald fucking Trump is the guy.

That's all I have been saying for the last four years....

I guess it speaks more to the desperation of these folks to follow an authority figure..

The number one reason referenced by people is Trump's lack of PC language. "He speaks his mind."

Which then leads me to think people are desperate to follow a loud, idiotic authority figure..

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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I prefer to read his tweets this way:

 

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dafuq?

Goat.

Rodeo.

Can we just go ahead and split the country in 2? They can appoint Trump their king and the rest of us can get on with life.

When you've lost Brit Hume...

 

I dare you to read some of the replies and not experience brain melt.

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

The moron GA governor must not have minded Donald's balls or sucked the gravy

17 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

yeah, more on this tweet. I dont see it anywhere else yet. 

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

 

Thank fucking God.  Trump is already rage tweeting at both of them so I expect this is going to happen.

Relax. Trump wouldn't be tweeting about Kemp if Kemp was doing what Trump wanted. I'd imagine Kemp told him he's not subverting the democratic process for Trump so Trump is having a Twitter fit about it. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

yeah, more on this tweet. I dont see it anywhere else yet. 

Posting, like comedy, is all about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Posting, like comedy, is all about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I really wish we wouldn’t let them appropriate the gadsden flag for trumpy idiocy.  It’s so badass. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I really wish we wouldn’t let them appropriate the gadsden flag for trumpy idiocy.  It’s so badass. 

Yep, it is an awesome flag, which I have liked since long before MAGA / TeaParty / etc.

 

1 minute ago, pantone159 said:

Yep, it is an awesome flag, which I have liked since long before MAGA / TeaParty / etc.

 

It’s the American CATI

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I don't even feel bad admitting this, because I have lost all patience and I just don't give a shit any more.  If this guy and any other "True Patriot" wants to off himself, or if they want to get together and go full Jonestown... have at it.  Good riddance.  I'll even help pour the Kool-Aid for you.  

That's how I feel about anyone who refuses to take the vaccine.  Good riddance, assholes.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I really wish we wouldn’t let them appropriate the gadsden flag for trumpy idiocy.  It’s so badass. 

was at the corner store earlier getting a sixer of lone star tallboys, and the guy in front of me had a version of that with the coiled snake on the back of his shirt. below it said "DON'T TREAD" and below that it said "NRA"

yes, you guess right, his mask wasn't covering his nose. douchebag fuckboy.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't even feel bad admitting this, because I have lost all patience and I just don't give a shit any more.  If this guy and any other "True Patriot" wants to off himself, or if they want to get together and go full Jonestown... have at it.  Good riddance.  I'll even help pour the Kool-Aid for you.  

If push really came to shove, I think we’d see that a lot less of the loud maga people would be willing to jump into a firefight than they think, and a lot more of the libruls would be ready to fight than they think. 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If push really came to shove, I think we’d see that a lot less of the loud maga people would be willing to jump into a firefight than they think, and a lot more of the libruls would be ready to fight than they think. 

There is definitely this.

The MAGAs think that the rest of us are this:

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Sure, that guy exists.

But so do these guys:

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And a shitload of us voted the other way.  They may have more cosplay idiots in tacticool gear than we do....but a 30/06 round doesn't give a fuck what you're wearing.

Nevermind the metric shit ton of vets that not only would not be joining in their attacks on US gov't installations, but would actively resist them.

Fuck around and find out, motherfuckers.  It would be really, really dumb for these fuckers to launch an actual armed insurrection.  So, there's a really good chance they will.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck around and find out, motherfuckers.  It would be really, really dumb for these fuckers to launch an actual armed insurrection.  So, there's a really good chance they will.

Bringing guns to a drone fight.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 They may have more cosplay idiots in tacticool gear than we do....

Yeah, but do they have mithril and spirit shields? Will their tacticool protect them against (a replica of) Mjölnir??

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I really wish we wouldn’t let them appropriate the gadsden flag for trumpy idiocy.  It’s so badass. 

we can use the Gritty Flag

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There is definitely this.

The MAGAs think that the rest of us are this:

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Sure, that guy exists.

But so do these guys:

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And a shitload of us voted the other way.  They may have more cosplay idiots in tacticool gear than we do....but a 30/06 round doesn't give a fuck what you're wearing.

Nevermind the metric shit ton of vets that not only would not be joining in their attacks on US gov't installations, but would actively resist them.

Fuck around and find out, motherfuckers.  It would be really, really dumb for these fuckers to launch an actual armed insurrection.  So, there's a really good chance they will.

i would like to avoid a civil war if at all possible

Just now, Rimbo said:

i would like to avoid a civil war if at all possible

I'm sorry, sir.  2020 is not taking requests.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i would like to avoid a civil war if at all possible

Not me- I've been waiting 6 years for them to get back together.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Must be a successor to Little Nellie:

 

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What is this thing I just heard about three or four heads of state openly laughing about Trump? 

 

 

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found it

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

What every milf needs for the Clown Wars

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2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

What is this thing I just heard about three or four heads of state openly laughing about Trump? 

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

What every milf needs for the Clown Wars

Nah. We have scientists in the family. Chemistry and biology are the way to go. The quiet ones.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

When you've lost Brit Hume...

I dare you to read some of the replies and not experience brain melt.

I would rather time travel back to the Colicky Baby Midnight to Two A.M. Death March of ought four, thank you very much.

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