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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Affidavits that are chock full of hearsay and suppositions are also nice.

In order to be an affiant you only need an i.d.  Whether you can read or comprehend that affidavit is like the plumage of a dead Norwegian Blue; it simply don't enter into it.

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In order to be an affiant you only need an i.d.  Whether you can read or comprehend that affidavit is like the plumage of a dead Norwegian Blue; it simply don't enter into it.

Are you suggesting Trump was nailed to his perch - and so not leaving?

If you have an hour to kill, watch this whole damn video.

 

1 hour ago, Orale said:

Holy shit! No wonder Louisiana (minus parts of New Orleans) is such a shitty state. They mock wealthy blue states for their restrictions. 

I drove through north Louisiana recently. I can confirm the state is a shithole. 

I watch what is going on with Trump pardoning criminals and acting like the ass he has always been, and I fear I can see exactly what is going to happen.  Namely, most of us will be so fkn glad to be rid of him for a while that we will tend to forget all the bad shit he has done.  Then, four years from now it will come back and bite us right in our forgiving asses.  My only hope for any improvement four years from now is that he either dies from self importance or somebody does the world a favor and somehow offs his worthless ass.

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I suppose we should be thankful that they're at least not denying the Holocaust.

19 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I watch what is going on with Trump pardoning criminals and acting like the ass he has always been, and I fear I can see exactly what is going to happen.  Namely, most of us will be so fkn glad to be rid of him for a while that we will tend to forget all the bad shit he has done.  Then, four years from now it will come back and bite us right in our forgiving asses.  My only hope for any improvement four years from now is that he either dies from self importance or somebody does the world a favor and somehow offs his worthless ass.

Americans have very short memories. Very short. 

36 minutes ago, Covri said:

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sounds like healthy family environment...

You can take solace in the fact that his wife is probably fucking the minority pool boy.

This press conference is fucking bonkers 

On 11/25/2020 at 10:56 AM, RDCanecutter said:

That's right, mang.

Out of each wine box I get 3 4x6" blanks, and then I cut the extra scrap into "baseball cards". I draw the cartoon (usually an autobiographical Ape character), and then I drop in some color, either acrylic paint, or gel marker. I do them really fast and sell them really cheap. Like box wine.

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I too, want Monkey viking pics.  (My wife got her DNA results back, and she's 50% viking, 50% surrender monkey Angle/Saxon.)

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why didn’t one of us think of this?

 

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Surely they won’t be able to charge for that right?  I don’t know how Facebook works. 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Surely they won’t be able to charge for that right?  I don’t know how Facebook works. 

Declare it a religion gathering and pass the offering plate and you've got two areas covered: pandemic size limitations and funding. Easy peasy.

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why didn’t one of us think of this?

 

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Will there be bacon wrapped shrimp?  

Because I'd go to an event honoring Osama Bin Laden or Donald Trump if there is going to be bacon wrapped shrimp.

I don't think Bin Laden could have bacon.  I think shrimp are permitted by Muslims as Halal as he was not Hanafi. 

Trump would probably lull you into a ticket/donation with promises of bacon-wrapped shrimp.  Then you get there and it's filet-o-fish jiblets on a toothpick with chunks of bacon scraped from myriad McDonald's breakfast sandwiches.  

The Golden-Plated, Golden-Arched Fraudulent Administration is almost at an end.  When he's sworn out of office, I am going to eat by first Big Mac in my life to celebrate.  And also get hammered midday.  

20 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

 bacon wrapped shrimp

*with jalapenos. Greatest thing ever. 

27 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Will there be bacon wrapped shrimp?  

Because I'd go to an event honoring Osama Bin Laden or Donald Trump if there is going to be bacon wrapped shrimp.

Bro it’s an online event. And the two running it, their Facebook pages don’t exactly scream “real person.” 

 What's he going to do? Lock the door and not let him in? 

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sedation is a crime? Great! Can we now lock up the MyPillow guy?

For putting you to sleep?  Would that be sedition on his part?

33 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 What's he going to do? Lock the door and not let him in? 

Lmao. He knows John Roberts can swear Biden in as President anywhere, right?  The White House is a fucking symbol, who gives a shit.  He can do his job from a yacht in the Caribbean and he’s still President 

39 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 What's he going to do? Lock the door and not let him in? 

It appears that Trump might benefit from a moratorium on residential evictions.

40 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

33 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

For putting you to sleep?  Would that be sedition on his part?

It says right there in the tweet to Oswalt that sedation is a crime so it has to be true.

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3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

i, quite literally, hate his fucking guts. i have never hated anyone like this, even in junior high. even ou. even flying tree roaches. i feel like there aren't even appropriate words to convey the depths of my hate. it's horrible and it makes me feel horrible and i hate him even more bc he makes me feel horrible. it's like...compounding hate.

he is going to (continue to) cause maximum damage to literally everything he possibly can on his way out. out of spite. i am not at all sure we will be able to recover, i wouldn't even put it at 50/50 odds.

i hope he dies a long, debilitating and painful death, penniless and alone, hopefully in prison, knowing that his children and his wife (wives) hate his fucking guts. and if there is a 'hell' then i hope he burns there for eternity. fuck him and his entire shitty, corrupt family. 

gotdamn the game put me in a dark mood.

 

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clarifying my hate

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i, quite literally, hate his fucking guts. i have never hated anyone like this, even in junior high. i feel like there aren't even appropriate words to convey the depths of my hate. it's horrible.

he is going to (continue to) cause maximum damage to literally everything he possibly can on his way out. out of spite. i am not at all sure we will be able to recover, i wouldn't even put it at 50/50 odds.

 

I feel ya, it's hard to stand and watch him wreck, well, you put it best: everything.

Most of the people I've run across in life that were similar to him (thank heavens, few and far between), were somewhat powerless and thus their efforts and destruction were limited.

This is madness on steroids, literally, and it's still enraging that the Senate just nods and shakes their heads.

 

 

This pic goes nice with that one...

 

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s more:

(CNN)Several high profile members of the Defense Policy Board were removed on Wednesday by the Trump administration, in yet another purge of longstanding foreign policy experts and national security establishment figures in the final days of the Trump era, according to three defense officials. 

Members who were suddenly removed include former Secretaries of State Madeleine Albright and Henry Kissinger, former ranking member of the House Intelligence committee Jane Harman and former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, two of the officials said.
The Defense Policy Board is an outside advisory group of former high profile national security officials who "provide the Secretary of Defense and the Deputy Secretary of Defense, independent, informed advice and opinions concerning matters of defense policy in response to specific tasks from the Secretary of Defense, the Deputy Secretary of Defense," according to their website
 

 

 

Thanks DiaperDon 

 

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Look kids, an adult 

^Little different than the one Don went with 

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37 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

^Little different than the one Don went with 

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I hope his hair piece spontaneously combusts.

8 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 What's he going to do? Lock the door and not let him in? 

It is easier for a Biden to enter the needle of the White House than for a pretend rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.  

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Since he failed in delivering the lifting of sanctions for Putin, maybe he thinks a large volume of late actions will stave off a future Novichok kiss.
8 hours ago, Js1 said:

Lmao. He knows John Roberts can swear Biden in as President anywhere, right?  The White House is a fucking symbol, who gives a shit.  He can do his job from a yacht in the Caribbean and he’s still President 

Well, it looks like the mid Atlantic Indian summer we’ve been having is going to wrap up on Monday, so hopefully Trump will finally fuck off to Florida. 

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Thanks DiaperDon 

 

"Hello, is this Dan Patrick's office?  OK, I'd like to report election fraud -- Trump supporters just bought 132 Biden votes in Milwaukee for $23K a piece.  When do I get my money?"

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel is just trying to keep her job when the RNC chooses a new chair in 2021

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Surly lawyers? Did he just admit to committing a federal crime? 
Not that I believe the nut bag is doing a damn thing. 

Idk how i haven't seen this till now. This guys Trump impression is so good.

 

4 hours ago, thepop said:

Idk how i haven't seen this till now. This guys Trump impression is so good.

 

He’s been impersonating Trump for the last 4 years and doing an incredible job. 

Great article and I absolutely lol’ed at them fact-checking his repeated use of “like a dog” as shorthand for bad.

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13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Great article and I absolutely lol’ed at them fact-checking his repeated use of “like a dog” as shorthand for bad.

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