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1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Sleep on TMZ at your own peril. For as ridiculous as their paparazzi coverage is they are pretty damn good at breaking legit news.

Yup. They got Access to breaking news. More of an indictment of the times but they seem to do the work in verification of real world scoops. 

Text one of the doctors.  No fucking way any of them lived either...

Think he's officially listed as "probable"

I think doubtful now


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16 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Sleep on TMZ at your own peril. For as ridiculous as their paparazzi coverage is they are pretty damn good at breaking legit news.

I agree, but TMZ isn't confirming it. Just basing it on Japanese and Chinese reports. 

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/ 

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3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

If the NK regime of terror ever falls apart, it's going to be the top of my list for next trip. I'd love to go see that, as I got to see Berlin shortly after the wall fell. The variances/differences were amazing and I'd love to cross from South to North and get that experience. Also, might find some company to entertain me in the north.

Yep. Done East Germany, Prague right after the wall fell. 
 

cuba many times. I would be down for nk if they ever get sane leadership 

On 4/20/2020 at 10:09 PM, tokamak said:

First off, I bet nothing comes of this. That article seems like pure speculation.
 

Good call

Yep. Done East Germany, Prague right after the wall fell. 
 
cuba many times. I would be down for nk if they ever get sane leadership 

Just watch out for the landlines when crossing the bridge
1 hour ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

All kidding aside, Rodman will probably be the best source of info.

And probably next in the line of succession.  


Just watch out for the landlines when crossing the bridge

Will he trip over them?
59 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Just watch out for the landlines when crossing the bridge

NK is so backwards they still have landlines!!!

I wonder what he will be remembered for more?  Being a genocidal maniac, or having a fade that was fresh af?

34 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I wonder what he will be remembered for more?  Being a genocidal maniac, or having a fade that was fresh af?

Probably the 18 he carded on his first round of golf. 

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


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Needs Trump PS'd in window. 

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He once beat Dennis Rodman in a game of HORSE. 

I believe it.

Kim again rides horse up sacred peak as nuke deadline nears

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Anyone have him in their celebrity death pool? 

He'd have been a wild card pick at best.

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He once beat Dennis Rodman in a game of HORSE. 

And he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.  

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.  

It was his chance to do The Hump.

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Sleep on TMZ at your own peril. For as ridiculous as their paparazzi coverage is they are pretty damn good at breaking legit news.

Hilarious this still needs to be posted when they keep nailing shit.  

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


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This is killing me, but I have no idea of its origin or who the pallbearers are. Please direct me to source.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

This is killing me, but I have no idea of its origin or who the pallbearers are. Please direct me to source.

Google dancing pall bearers

3 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

 

Translation? Is this like eating birds on Tuesday and drinking coffee made of snow?

41 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Translation? Is this like eating birds on Tuesday and drinking coffee made of snow?

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

NK is so backwards they still have landlines!!!

Hey, I have a landline.

55 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Translation? Is this like eating birds on Tuesday and drinking coffee made of snow?

Or sleeps with the fishes?

Brat finally moving into the early twentieth-century . 

Will his sister rule like Catherine the Great and just fuck everyone? 

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

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That would be cool to see some bat shit crazy bitch dictate a county.

 

Or this guy...

 

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40 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

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That’s a North Korea eight.

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Will his sister rule like Catherine the Great and just fuck everyone? 

We can only hope.

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

That’s a North Korea eight.

Still better than an Oklahoma 10.

47 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

north-korea-leader-01.jpg?quality=80&str

It’s like a head shot for a casting call for “The Wicked Witch of the North.”

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

It was his chance to do The Hump.

 

48 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

north-korea-leader-01.jpg?quality=80&str

I sorta want. The small nose and freckles are kinda cute. Bet the body and kitty is nice too. 

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I was going to say iffin he's ill, he should drop some beats.

 

Let's dance.

 

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