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Hey, I have a landline.

Finally upgraded from the telegraph, my man!
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

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Would?

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

That’s a North Korea eight.

East North Korea Wedge Face?

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

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8 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

 

Near?

Na Brah. You dead.

Edited by Dnaguy

Still alive!





I’m cheering for little rocket man... his sister scares me more than he does and we need one less thing to worry about in these times
13 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Still alive!

 

 

 


I’m cheering for little rocket man... his sister scares me more than he does and we need one less thing to worry about in these times

 

 

 

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Dead because he refused to listen:

If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse

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I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

Translation? Is this like eating birds on Tuesday and drinking coffee made of snow?

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Norwegian Blue, Monty Python sketch
25 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

I'd watch the shit out of that

27 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

That was a good movie.  
 

speaking of, franco and rogen might want to hide somewhere 

4 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Uh oh. It's that voodoo bitch

You shut the fuck up Bennie!  I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!

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15 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

 

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Dong-a Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper, cited a U.S. official in Washington saying Kim had been seen walking around in Wonsan

The dong knows...

36 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

I wish the Chronicle and Washington Post would get it right.

It wasn't Kim's "train" that was spotted, it was his TRANS that was spotted.  Sheesh....

Kim-Chi

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

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media has dubbed her “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea.”

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

I wish the Chronicle and Washington Post would get it right.

It wasn't Kim's "train" that was spotted, it was his TRANS that was spotted.  Sheesh....

Kim-Chi

Point of order, that’s a drag queen not a trans individual. 

Carry on. 

My sources say he's a U of Hades lean and will announce this week.

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

The dong knows...

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

She’s been running stuff behind the scenes, and doesn’t sound like a dummy.  She’s officially in charge of their propaganda/media bureau as well.

If he’s not on live TV, he’s dead or a vegetable. It’s not like he was never seen in public or some kind of recluse prior to this. He’s always been a very visible head of state.

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

If he’s not on live TV, he’s dead or a vegetable. It’s not like he was never seen in public or some kind of recluse prior to this. He’s always been a very visible head of state.

According to the article posted above 

 

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But the fact that Kim has not been seen in public for two weeks is not in itself unusual, falling within the "normal range" of absences for the North Korean leader, noted Rachel Minyoung Lee, a former North Korea open source intelligence analyst for the U.S. government.

 

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.

 

See you in hell, you little prick. 

24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.

 

See you in hell, you little prick. 

I’d like to think this wouldn’t be any more a political statement than saying Nazi’s suck or the like. 

Hereditary, autocratic despotism should be antithetical to all things America...

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’d like to think this wouldn’t be any more a political statement than saying Nazi’s suck or the like. 

Hereditary, autocratic despotism should be antithetical to all things America...

Uh oh....me thinks some snowflakes will tell you to take that shit to the CR.

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

My dick says "Yes," but every other fiber of my being says, "No."

So, yes, of course.

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

With Dennis Rodman right? 

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