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53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Uh oh....me thinks some snowflakes will tell you to take that shit to the CR.

Maybe this will happen but I feel like we have at least this much commonality left in America. 

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.
 
See you in hell, you little prick. 


How dare you provoke the pro-North Korea posters.
7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Still alive!

 

 

 


I’m cheering for little rocket man... his sister scares me more than he does and we need one less thing to worry about in these times

 

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

She’s damn near an anime character come to life.  
 

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2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

According to the article posted above 

 

 

While that's a good point, him being absent from the Day of the Sun and Military Foundation Day isn't a good sign for his health. 

Her leg game is not bad, given the origins   Is this one of those situations like Prince William and Prince Harry, different dads and all?

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s damn near an anime character come to life.  
 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I bet she’s fun to spank 

You would be the one getting spanked....and pegged

51 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

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She has a big forehead. It's too big for her body.

That vag is smaller than a mouses ear 

58 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

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She has a big forehead. It's too big for her body.

 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That vag is smaller than a mouses ear 

Protruding ears, wide headspace...hmmm.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

 

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

With Dennis Rodman right? 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her leg game is not bad, given the origins   Is this one of those situations like Prince William and Prince Harry, different dads and all?

 

You trying to get @Bama Chick all wound up about this again? 

As Asians go, Korean females are high on the hot scale but low on the freak scale.

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7 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

With Dennis Rodman right? 

Scene

setting:  table with diplomats around. Rodman is sitting next to Kim. 
 

kim, leaning over to whisper in Rodman’s ear:  ugh, totes boring. Hey, /places hand on Rodman’s thigh/ why they call you the worm?

rodman:  /slow head turn to coy look into camera/

cut to bedroom

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her ear lobes are connected. 

the better to hold on to...

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13 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

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She has a big forehead. It's too big for her body.

Easy target though.

I wouldn't admit it in front of others I know personally, but I would be pleasantly surprised if when i heard the massage parlor door open it was her. 

8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I wouldn't admit it in front of others I know personally, but I would be pleasantly surprised if when i heard the massage parlor door open it was her. 

She would use a T-34 tank to massage your back.

5 hours ago, smuggs said:

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and eye herpes....

4 hours ago, Enchubben said:

I wouldn't admit it in front of others I know personally, but I would be pleasantly surprised if when i heard the massage parlor door open it was her. 


my friend, you need to frequent better massage parlors...

Do u remember when you went to one because I dooooooooooo

20 minutes ago, freyguy said:

and eye herpes....

nah, that is just powder burns from shooting her uncle with a 20MM 

I like how this thread has devolved (or evolved) into banging un sister 

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

I like how this thread has devolved (or evolved) into banging un sister 

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13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Mack Brown teeth.

Well OU is safe.

I wouldn't admit it in front of others I know personally, but I would be pleasantly surprised if when i heard the massage parlor door open it was her. 

User name checks out.

Oh, you’d be pleasantly surprised when you wake up with both kidneys gone as well.
On 4/26/2020 at 2:37 PM, Gil Bang said:

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.

 

See you in hell, you little prick. 

I think that's a fairly bi-partisan feeling, but I do applaud your enthusiasm. Fuck that walking puppet-looking motherfucker. 

14 hours ago, smuggs said:

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She looks the part of judgemental bitch.  You know what say in Pyongyang...you can't spell Korean without Karen.  

8 hours ago, NAVY said:

I like how this thread has devolved (or evolved) into banging un sister 

Are you new here?

45 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

I think that's a fairly bi-partisan feeling, but I do applaud your enthusiasm. Fuck that walking puppet-looking motherfucker. 

Yes, hopefully it is slow and painful like how Reinhard Heydrich went.

14 hours ago, smuggs said:

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Yeah I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and as long as I don't say anything funny or make her smile we should be good. 

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Yes, hopefully it is slow and painful like how Reinhard Heydrich went.

Sepsis?

20 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well nobody wants to bang her brother

Vic Mackey, your country needs you.

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