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Wife's little shit terrier destroyed a pillow - stuffing everywhere and pissed in the closet.  Any idea of what the mailing address is over there?

Nork August-teenth BBQ?

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Didn't realize the famine was that bad over there.

How long until they start asking for the firstborn in each family?

Runt-Ro...

9 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Wife's little shit terrier destroyed a pillow - stuffing everywhere and pissed in the closet.  Any idea of what the mailing address is over there?

You can just buy her a flight to Pyongyang (FNJ).  But I don’t think they’ll let the dog fly with, sadly.      

Surely they’d make an exception for an emotional support dog. They aren’t savages after all.

26 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Surely they’d make an exception for an emotional support dog. They aren’t savages after all.

I am sure they taste the same as normal dogs.

19 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I am sure they taste the same as normal dogs.

Probably more tender 

Well if comes from the NY Post, it's gotta be correct.

Lil Kim is definitely going to die if he catches the 'rona, between all of his underlying conditions and the probably shitty medical treatment available to him.

 

The people’s Republic of Korea has state of the art medical facilities and world renowned doctors. Supreme leader being one of them. Supreme leader will bounce back from this coma, no doubt.
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51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I bet his sister has a huge bush 

 

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42 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Yes, I want to see that chick’s huge bush.

I do too, but can you imagine the S&M she'd put you through?

Gives me the strangest boner for sure.

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43 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Yes, I want to see that chick’s huge bush.

Probably prematurely gray with bald patches from malnutrition. Still, her being a brutal psychopathic humanity criminal would make me watch clips of her sex tape on the internet for free. 

4 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

I do too, but can you imagine the S&M she'd put you through?

Gives me the strangest boner for sure.

Dude, she’s a dictator. I bet she craves being a sub.

39 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Dude, she’s a dictator. I bet she craves being a sub.

Yeaaaaaaahhhh...I'm gonna have to go ahead, and disagree with you there....

 

 

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but I do like the mental images I'm conjuring up of a subservient 'lil ills Kims sister....

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maybe not quite dead/comatose...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/08/26/north-korean-leader-calls-coronavirus-prevention-help-typhoon/

In a rare display of urgency, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un held his third high-level political conference in as many weeks, where he raised alarm about the nation's coronavirus response and a typhoon forecast to hit the country early Thursday.

During an enlarged meeting of the Politburo of the ruling Workers' Party on Tuesday, Kim lamented unspecified "defects" and "shortcomings" in the country's' anti-virus campaign and urged that they be corrected swiftly, according to the North's official Korean Central News Agency on Wednesday.

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He's not doing anything in that video to help the 'Rocket Man' nickname.  

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

He's not doing anything in that video to help the 'Rocket Man' nickname.  

He’s embracing the hell out of it.  

I guess you're right.  He's dressed like he's gonna drive that rig to the nearest Pilot rest stop and get some glory hole action.  

You know who, has to be so hard right now seeing his little buddy looking so fly for a li'l guy.

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You know it's bad when this little fucker goes out of his way to appear like he's on top of shit, and then you've got Putin hiding out at his long table....

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

You know it's bad when this little fucker goes out of his way to appear like he's on top of shit, and then you've got Putin hiding out at his long table....

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Looks like he has slimmed down a little. He must have ran out of his neighbor's pets.

CHIEF

How you say "Fonz" in Korean? 

So parades a thing of the past?  Probably should reveal all new weapons systems this way.

36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So parades a thing of the past?  Probably should reveal all new weapons systems this way.

covid

Say what you want about Jong-Un...but that's what a real leader looks like.  That's just a genius right there showing off his nation's top-notch military hardware.  

I'd give the little shit a ride if I could.  Straight on top of that ballistic missile.  Poor little Jong-Un.  He feels left out of the international dialogue regarding Russia/Ukraine so he has to act out like this to get attention.  Maybe he can go to Hamhung and file a lawsuit there for some frivolous reason.  Maybe during all this Russia confusion, he and his followers can accidentally be burned to the ground. 

I bet he'd win a fight against a chimpanzee.

If I learned one thing from Rogan, it’s to bet on the chimp every time.

Now that we've seen how bad Russia's military is, can you imagine the reality of this cheesedick army?  

8 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Now that we've seen how bad Russia's military is, can you imagine the reality of this cheesedick army?  

I saw Cheesedick Army live at Emo's back in the day.  They weren't good, but they were loud.

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