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that's shite, isn't it?  Don't know what I'm going to do with this lad.

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He could always grow up to coach Longhorn Men's Basketball. 

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I've got to figure out some way to motivate him.  Think whippin his ass would work?

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

4 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

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Well the world needs ditch diggers. I say go buy him a shovel. 

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That's combined.  370 and 370.

At least you are correct with your math.

7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

I've got to figure out some way to motivate him.  Think whippin his ass would work?

Take him to Home Depot at about 7AM and let him go work with those guys a couple of  one fucking day and maybe the light will come on in his head.

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2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That's combined.  370 and 370.

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Don't you get 400 for filling out your name and address?

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Take him to Home Depot at about 7AM and let him go work with those guys a couple of  one fucking day and maybe the light will come on in his head.

that 7am is the best time to go shopping at home depot to avoid crowds?

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This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

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3 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

i'm sensing a bond between you two that most of us can only wish we had with our children.

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

You take your PSAT your 10th or 11th grade year.  So your son was having car issues when he was....8 or 9?  

Is this your kid?

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I got him a blue mini cooper way back when.  He was driving early.  

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

I got him a blue mini cooper way back when.  He was driving early.  

you bought an 8 yr old a mini cooper?

What's his Wonderlickwindows score?  Keep him away from Jeff Fisher and he might end up ok.

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

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mofo. you could've said fake mini cooper. we were all thinking you gave a kid a death mobile which runs on gas.

and he looks badass. what he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up in badassedness.

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He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

little shit looks badass, in a VERY non-NAMBLA way.

32 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

Underrated post here.

10 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

You bought a two year old a toy Mini Cooper and made him take the PSAT in 5th grade?

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Aggy, blinn, same difference. 

pool or pond

Just now, TexasGolf said:

pool or pond

 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Aggy, blinn, same difference. 

Tomato, rutabaga

You'll feel sorry for putting the kid down when he's making bank with his music career.

36 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that 7am is the best time to go shopping at home depot to avoid crowds?

This ‘shopping’ occurs in the parking lot. 
 

 

 

( day labor)

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

This ‘shopping’ occurs in the parking lot. 
 

 

 

( day labor)

ahhh, gotcha. 7AM is the best time to shop for immigrants.

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Pretty sure my step brother got something similar. He is now doing 5 years in TDC and I ust found out his nickname is pickles. At least your boy has that to look forward to

13 minutes ago, Apep said:

You bought a two year old a toy Mini Cooper and made him take the PSAT in 5th grade?

I'm very much understanding now that he inherited dad's genes. 

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure my step brother got something similar. He is now doing 5 years in TDC and I ust found out his nickname is pickles. At least your boy has that to look forward to

don't give the dad outrageous ideas. this kid might not be able to attain such levels of achievement.

I did too, so don't get too excited.  He could still turn out as fucked up as I am.  

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I did too

I believe that makes you the third smartest person on the Texas State campus

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