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On 10/25/2020 at 8:12 AM, phdhorn said:

This is fall, beyotches.

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These gray, gloomy mornings the last ten days or so fucking suck.  I would much rather deal with the blast furnace if it meant I could see the God damn sun before 1:00 in the afternoon.

So, since the blast furnace is dead can we use this thread to talk about how long it

takes us to play our round of golf?  

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As long as that holds on through Thanksgiving I think I can deal with it. As long as it cools down at night, this weather is perfect.

As long as that holds on through Thanksgiving I think I can deal with it. As long as it cools down at night, this weather is perfect.

True. Although 85 and humid today kind is makes me a little disgruntled.

But I will be gruntled by Wednesday.

I am concerned about the growing drought though.
As long as that holds on through Thanksgiving I think I can deal with it. As long as it cools down at night, this weather is perfect.

True. Although 85 and humid today kind is makes me a little disgruntled.

But I will be gruntled by Wednesday.

I am concerned about the growing drought though.
As long as that holds on through Thanksgiving I think I can deal with it. As long as it cools down at night, this weather is perfect.

True. Although 85 and humid today kind is makes me a little disgruntled.

But I will be gruntled by Wednesday.

I am concerned about the growing drought though.

Just annoying having to still water the grass so it's healthy as it goes dormant.  Spent a couple hours last night spreading around corn-gluten meal to help the grass stave off any weeds from invading as it goes night-night.  Fucked up though that my grass was healthier in July than it is in November.  At this rate, I'm gonna have to call Four Seasons Total Lawncare for some help as Autumn turns to Winter.  

21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Just annoying having to still water the grass so it's healthy as it goes dormant.  Spent a couple hours last night spreading around corn-gluten meal to help the grass stave off any weeds from invading as it goes night-night.  Fucked up though that my grass was healthier in July than it is in November.  At this rate, I'm gonna have to call Four Seasons Total Lawncare for some help as Autumn turns to late Spring.  

 

Yeah, no shit.  Hey, this prolonged warm weather should do wonders to kill off Covid-19, no?  

I feel like I should aerate my lawn at Christmas this year instead of around President's Day.  

Nevermind pruning season.  I feel like Adam Driver in "The Dead Won't Die" when he just casually notices how fucked up everything natural is around him.  

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