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SIP gives one a lot of time to think about all the things we would love to do before we kick off, what are some things that you want to do before you die.

For me:

1. I would love to fly a P-51, which wouldn't be allowed by the owner, so a ride must suffice.

2. Drive over 200 mph in a street car on the highway. 175-180 is as fast as I've driven.

3. Hold my grandchild.

4. See another National Championship Texas football team.

5. Catch a fish that weighs at least 1000 lbs.

All I got for now. 

CHIEF

 

My covid bucket list would be 

Go to a Rangers game

Go to a Mavs game

Go to a cowboys game

Go to our favorite italian restaurant 

Go to our favorite seafood restaurant 

Go to our cabo resort 

23 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

SIP gives one a lot of time to think about all the things we would love to do before we kick off, what are some things that you want to do before you die.

For me:

1. I would love to fly a P-51, which wouldn't be allowed by the owner, so a ride must suffice.

2. Drive over 200 mph in a street car on the highway. 175-180 is as fast as I've driven.

3. Hold my grandchild.

4. See another National Championship Texas football team.

5. Catch a fish that weighs at least 1000 lbs.

All I got for now. 

CHIEF

 

Number two is probably easier to do now than any time recently. 
 

 No traffic and from what I can tell no cops out. 
 

165 is the fastest I’ve gone. Driving from Austin to Houston in my benzo coupe. God I miss that car. 

1 hour ago, Xian said:

Number two is probably easier to do now than any time recently. 
 

 No traffic and from what I can tell no cops out. 
 

165 is the fastest I’ve gone. Driving from Austin to Houston in my benzo coupe. God I miss that car. 

I used to be able to get from my parents house in the Woodlands (the older part in Panther Creek) to my apartment off of Reinli/Clayton in less than 2 hours if I drove at night.  I was driving an 81 Oldsmobile Delta 88 and odometer showed a top speed of 135.  I know sumbitch could hit 150-160 at least.  There are some stretches on 290 between Brenham and Austin, especially that last part between Elgin/Manor/Austin, pre-toll road, that you could really light it up.  Those were the days.

 

Fuck, how am I still alive?

As the former owner of a 1982 Delta 88, I hope you were doing that on straightaways, because that thing cornered like a tank.  

Always wanted to hike Denali and Kilimanjaro and run the NYC marathon. 
 

in terms of right after this is over, I don’t think I want to spend an entire weekend at home for a long, long time. Even getting out to hike for at least half a day is going to feel like paradise. 

1 hour ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Two chicks at the same time

Are there really dudes still out there that haven’t had two chicks at the same time?  I know most of you are some fat, broke ass mother fuckers but God damn.

Ok- this is the most boring thing possible but it’s what I long for to show life is back to normal:

Go to church with the family Sunday morning, lunch at Chuys, movie afterward, and then home to relax and go to bed early so we can rest up to go to school and work the next day on Monday. 

I’m a boring person and I miss the little things. 

13 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Drinks on a patio.  

Lots of drinks.  

This right here.  I live two blocks from Woodrow’s on Burnet and once they open I’m walking over and drinking beer on the patio.

Don’t have a bucket list. Just want fucking life back.

I want to play music in bars again mostly.

10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are there really dudes still out there that haven’t had two chicks at the same time?  I know most of you are some fat, broke ass mother fuckers but God damn.

Shit, I'm just happy to nail one. 

Sports games

Away sports game

Travel

Patio drinking

More sports

Beach

Some more sports live

Interest rates go back to normal

Golf

Don’t have a bucket list. Just want fucking life back.

I want to play music in bars again mostly.
That's just it. I want fucking life back.

I promise to Jesus, Buddha, Allah, whomever I'll never complain about going to work again. Just give us our lives back.
10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are there really dudes still out there that haven’t had two chicks at the same time?  I know most of you are some fat, broke ass mother fuckers but God damn.

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13 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Two chicks at the same time

That it took 11 posts gives me a sad.

17 hours ago, CHIEF said:

SIP gives one a lot of time to think about all the things we would love to do before we kick off, what are some things that you want to do before you die.

For me:

1. I would love to fly a P-51, which wouldn't be allowed by the owner, so a ride must suffice.

2. Drive over 200 mph in a street car on the highway. 175-180 is as fast as I've driven.

3. Hold my grandchild.

4. See another National Championship Texas football team.

5. Catch a fish that weighs at least 1000 lbs.

All I got for now. 

CHIEF

 

You can do 2 and 5 now. In fact I'm trying to do #5 tomorrow.  Boy are yall gonna be surprised when I catch me a 150lb bluegill. I'm gonna need a big ass pan

19 hours ago, CHIEF said:

3. Hold my grandchild.

Ours was born 3 weeks ago and we were supposed to be down in SA this week visiting.  All this shit going on and we have no idea when we'll finally be able to meet her. 

15 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are there really dudes still out there that haven’t had two chicks at the same time?  I know most of you are some fat, broke ass mother fuckers but God damn.

1 300 pound woman doesn't count as 2 , 150#er

Drinking bourbon until I fall off my stool at Eight Row Flint. Rinse and repeat at Johnny’s Gold Brick.

Edited by billfromlaketravis

21 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I used to be able to get from my parents house in the Woodlands (the older part in Panther Creek) to my apartment off of Reinli/Clayton in less than 2 hours if I drove at night.  I was driving an 81 Oldsmobile Delta 88 and odometer showed a top speed of 135.  I know sumbitch could hit 150-160 at least.  There are some stretches on 290 between Brenham and Austin, especially that last part between Elgin/Manor/Austin, pre-toll road, that you could really light it up.  Those were the days.

 

Fuck, how am I still alive?

I think we lived in one of the same apartment complexes while students, only a couple of decades apart.

A few days not being around my wife, who I love dearly

(that's just in case she hacks my account)

Talk among the family is that it is gearing towards a shit kicking rager on Lake Whitney. We own a lot of lake side property there, jet skis, motherfuckin boats, etc.

Everyone here will be invited.

45 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Talk among the family is that it is gearing towards a shit kicking rager on Lake Whitney. We own a lot of lake side property there, jet skis, motherfuckin boats, etc.

Everyone here will be invited.

IN - please make it one of the days that I'm avoiding my wife.
thanks in advance

 

Here is part of my to-do list for the first month or so after the lockdown is lifted.

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On 4/24/2020 at 9:20 PM, Rip76 said:

It’s too long.

That’s not what she said...

I'm gonna start with a haircut then head to my local dive bar to plan a vacation.  

1 hour ago, RayDog said:

Here is part of my to-do list for the first month or so after the lockdown is lifted.

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Paying for sex with girls that could be your granddaughters. Quite an impressive bucket list man. Congrats! 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Paying for sex with girls that could be your granddaughters. Quite an impressive bucket list man. Congrats! 

It is worth every penny and much cheaper than the alternatives.

After Covid?

I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Get naked with a bowl of Jello.  

“I was hot and I was hungry!”

12 hours ago, RayDog said:

Here is part of my to-do list for the first month or so after the lockdown is lifted.

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NSFW
Asian Street Meat . Com

Edited by Underdog

The first thing I want to do is learn how to play this keyboard I have. The reason is somewhat personal as to why I want to begin now. Once this is over I want to be able to eventually step up from that to learning how to play a Hammond B3. That will be awhile on that though. I am sure there are a few of you who know what that is as the Astros have one at their games and I hear one played every time I go to a game at Yankee Stadium.

 

Haven't quite figured it out yet but I am probably going to shoot for some happy medium between Wulaw's Leave It To Beaver world and Planet RayDog. 

15 hours ago, RayDog said:

Here is part of my to-do list for the first month or so after the lockdown is lifted

 

This is how we'll get Covid-20

I really want to play pickup basketball. It's really the only cardio I enjoy. I hadn't even played in a while before all this but goddamn I would love to just get on the court for a while. Even though I'd probably be sucking wind. Don't realize what you have until it's gone.

Also I don't live with my girlfriend so getting laid is pretty high on the list.

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