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Yeah. but they were all bad.

 

 

The first 2/3 of this movie is great but once Harry gets into the Harrier and goes out to rescue his daughter it sucks.  And this comes from a Dad who would get into a Harrier to save one of the Macanudo-ettes.

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

I got a little dick, it’s pathetic!


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25 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm starting to like this guy!

 

We still gotta kill him. That's a given.

 

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Tom Arnold was fucking gold in that movie.

I remember some of these lines, but can't recall the movie's name.?!

I really can’t take credit... it’s the training, it shapes you into a lethal instrument, you react in a microsecond without thinking. 

Oh yeah, she’s got her head in the guys lap alright. Yahoo.

Tom Arnold: Maybe she’s sleepy?

Edited by Dnaguy

"They call him the sand spider."

"Why?"

"...because it sounds scary."

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3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Gentlemen, I'm not hearing anything that blows my skirt up....

Speaking of...   I'm not sure if it's a coincidence or not but they work work at Omega Sector - The last line of defense.  Their boss is Charleton Heston who played Robert Neville in The Omega Man (original version of I am Legend).   Always wondered if that was on purpose.

And yes, I know Omega is the last word in the greek alphabet.

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Tom Arnold's greatest role.

Almost.

True Lies gave Arnold the confidence and gravitas to portray a bolo-tied Texan in another spy thriller three years later. His stoic, perfectly timed deliveries in the face of perceived extreme gastrointestinal disturbance carried the film's pivotal scene, in which the protagonist fights for his life in a casino bathroom.

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This is an espresso machine...no, no wait...it's a snow cone maker...is it a water heater?

The last fight isn't quite up to all the previous ones, so the movie leaves you "down" just a bit. So what. Still great.

I'll disagree and say a Harrier blowing away an entire floor full of terrorists is pretty good in my book. Now the main bad guy jumping on the Harrier is goofy but so is Arnold trying to chase him down on a horse. I'll always remember the audible groans from the theater audience I was watching this with when Arnold was going to try to jump off the roof with the horse. 

Okay, make it quick because my horse is getting tired.

Your horse?

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2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

And I disagree with OP.   100% of this movie is awesome.

This

She’s got an incredible body and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

Go on...  oh wait, that was a movie quote.  Nevermind. 

Got a pair of titties, makes you want to stand up and beg for buttermilk

-Bill Paxton was one of the best characters of all time 

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Got a pair of titties, makes you want to stand up and beg for buttermilk

-Bill Paxton was one of the best characters of all time 

unbelievable 

 

17 hours ago, Parliament said:

The last fight isn't quite up to all the previous ones, so the movie leaves you "down" just a bit. So what. Still great.

yor fyrerd

5 hours ago, futureman said:

unbelievable 

which scene was this?

How dare you besmirch the greatest Batman movie ever that Arnold starred in, Batman & Robin. 

I thought surely he had been in something else since then (that was good) but maybe other than eraser, nada.  That's 25 years ago, damn.

I mean let's face it...if they took care of business, I'd be out of business.  You know what I mean?

On 4/24/2020 at 10:51 PM, Radical Larry said:

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

best line of the whole movie

and how the hell did they never make a sequel ???

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

best line of the whole movie

and how the hell did they never make a sequel ???

Tom’s schedule has been full

  • 2 years later...

RIP Bill Paxton. Shot by shot perfection as the used car salesman. Hollywood failed us by not making a Simon spinoff. Would have killed on 90’s HBO. 
 

Tom Arnold’s career after this film also makes me sad. Roseanne, substance abuse just did him in, but for a few weeks in 1994 he was brilliant as the funny man to Arnold’s straight man. 

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

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deserves to be repeated

On 4/26/2020 at 11:23 PM, tx 3 putt said:

best line of the whole movie

and how the hell did they never make a sequel ???

Cameron scrapped plans for a sequel after 9/11. 

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