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There should be more public criticism of Melania and demands for Ivana’s children to defend her. 

Melania is smart enough to stay away from pro bono plastic surgeons, hence she's gotta pay for the work somehow.

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On 3/7/2022 at 8:54 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

There should be more public criticism of Melania and demands for Ivana’s children to defend her. 

Well, this post didn't age we--

Naw, it's OK in my view.

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Holy shit, is that supposed to be her real signature?  Remind you of anything?

 

 

56 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Holy shit, is that supposed to be her real signature?  Remind you of anything?

 

 

 

You know that she is your bottom bitch when she starts to emulate your pen stroke. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Of course she was lying. She’s a Trump.

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Is he going to have her killed? If not then she’s going to be burying him. That or Ivanka and Don Jr. will and then they’ll take Melania to court to try to cut her out of his will. 

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is he going to have her killed? If not then she’s going to be burying him. That or Ivanka and Don Jr. will and then they’ll take Melania to court to try to cut her out of his will. 

C'mon.  He's not going to have her killed.  Don't be silly.

However, I understand those stairs at Mar a Lago can be treacherous.  So she needs to be extra careful.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Couple, two, tree things here.  

-Totally normal you wouldn't want to wear underwear handled by law enforcement.  Nothing weird about that.  

-She doesn't keep "lingerie" in that residence.  At least not was we understand that word.  I know it has different meanings in Europe, but she's been here a long while as has that reporter.  She has bras and underwear, those guys probably rifled through the drawers and she's creeped out and that's normal.  But let's not pretend like she rocks garter belts and corsets for that impotent tub of shit she despises in the next room.  There's no "lingerie" at Mar-a-Lago.  So that's two things I don't blame her for.

-Why the fuck would you tell a reporter this.  Your shitbag husband is about to be on trial for his life, your already fucked-up existence is about to get turned up to 11, your son-the one maybe halfway decent human being in your circle of influence is gonna become greatly unhinged, you may even be implicated in this worst case, best case-divorced and destitute.  And your opening salvo is "Take a message for I'm off to buy new underwear."  You understand how disconnected from reality that makes you sound?  At least Commander Dipshit is with his construction attorneys thinking up insane excuses.  You're talking about undergarment shopping?  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Well Melania, we also feel violated after 6 years of the Trump family. 

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14 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Well Melania, we also feel violated after 6 years of the Trump family. 

Yep, dotard has made me feel the same way about the U.S. flag. 

You know the end result here is tfg chokes on a chicken wing or something, then she's destitute and picked up as a literal trophy wife by someone like MBS solely for the ability to be able to say, "I have a former US First Lady in my harem."  Guaran-fucking-teed.

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no one ages quite like a retired pornstar. 

i know from experience, unfortunately. 
 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

no one ages quite like a retired pornstar. 

i know from experience, unfortunately. 
 

 

 

This is a true surly humblebrag. We’ll done good sir. 

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

no one ages quite like a retired pornstar. 

i know from experience, unfortunately. 
 

 

 

You do, do ya?

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I don't know who to feel sympathy for in this cat fight.  I think they both got the short end of the stick.

On 9/1/2022 at 4:37 PM, YGIFS said:

Couple, two, tree things here.  

-Totally normal you wouldn't want to wear underwear handled by law enforcement.  Nothing weird about that.  

-She doesn't keep "lingerie" in that residence.  At least not was we understand that word.  I know it has different meanings in Europe, but she's been here a long while as has that reporter.  She has bras and underwear, those guys probably rifled through the drawers and she's creeped out and that's normal.  But let's not pretend like she rocks garter belts and corsets for that impotent tub of shit she despises in the next room.  There's no "lingerie" at Mar-a-Lago.  So that's two things I don't blame her for.

-Why the fuck would you tell a reporter this.  Your shitbag husband is about to be on trial for his life, your already fucked-up existence is about to get turned up to 11, your son-the one maybe halfway decent human being in your circle of influence is gonna become greatly unhinged, you may even be implicated in this worst case, best case-divorced and destitute.  And your opening salvo is "Take a message for I'm off to buy new underwear."  You understand how disconnected from reality that makes you sound?  At least Commander Dipshit is with his construction attorneys thinking up insane excuses.  You're talking about undergarment shopping?  

when has this piece of shit been held responsible for anything?

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, a former First Lady!  Class all the way!  Good work idiots. 

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Aren't they both tho?

Both had sex they didn't want with fpotus. Both have gross fake tits. One is still married to him. Advantage Stormy.

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I hear Ronnie B!

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How weird.  The black dress with the big buttons has jumped from one woman to another.

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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We sure that’s not a Dotard double?  He looks like 50 pounds lighter. Maybe he has the cancer?  

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

We sure that’s not a Dotard double?  He looks like 50 pounds lighter. Maybe he has the cancer?  

 

photo shop 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Another thing you can remind your MAGA relatives of - Trump is the first President to give us a First Lady who has posed for nudes, including gay-for-pay stuff, which means Trump and Melania are extremely progressive, and that she took money to pose for nudes.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Another thing you can remind your MAGA relatives of - Trump is the first President to give us a First Lady who has posed for nudes, including gay-for-pay stuff, which means Trump and Melania are extremely progressive, and that she took money to pose for nudes.


and she was a hooker 

Mrs. Bush getting a good look

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and she was a hooker 

Not a hooker, because she's still alive, so call girl.

 

Nancy: Oh Lord, that whore done showed up nude….  Put your teeth back in, Ronnie! 

I guess Laura Bush was taking the picture and Michelle Obama was at the bar getting everyone another round.   I hope Michelle remembered the O'Doul's for Betty Ford.

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