April 28, 20205 yr I am watching Animal Fights on NatGeo and they just showed two penguins fighting over a cheating wife. This husband penguin comes home to find his wife hooking up with her Sancho. Fight ensues, husband asks wife to choose and she chooses Sancho. They go inside the penguin house leaving the husband outside. Husband drags Sancho out of house for more fighting and demands the wife choose again and she chooses Sancho. Husband slinks off in front of the neighbor's watching. I've seen people do this but didn't think penguins did it.
April 28, 20205 yr Penguin pussy... serious bidness. Edit:. Almost forgot... fucking whore... Edited April 28, 20205 yr by SHOOTER12
April 28, 20205 yr Penguins are awesome. If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it.
April 28, 20205 yr Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore. Edited April 28, 20205 yr by ImissWallyPryor Bitch is a whore.
April 28, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: That bitch ain't worth it bro. Plenty of other penguin booty out there so what you're saying is that there's more penquins in the sea?
April 28, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Penguins are awesome. If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it. Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this
April 28, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said: Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too.
April 28, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, You don't know me said: Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too. needs for mutherfuckin'a Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold. Edited April 28, 20205 yr by davidg
April 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, davidg said: needs for mutherfuckin'a Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold. I was just coming back to post that.
April 28, 20205 yr I really felt bad for the guy with his not so graceful exit. No damn way he was going to be able to clear that stick.
April 28, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore.
April 29, 20205 yr Time to accidentally drop Sancho's swimming times and habits to the leopard seal. If you're gonna do it, fucking do it bro.
April 29, 20205 yr Penguins are the worst. Eagles fans boo Santas, penguins slaughter them. Edited April 29, 20205 yr by clapclapclap [/No Hitchcock]
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