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I am watching Animal Fights on NatGeo and they just showed two penguins fighting over a cheating wife.

This husband penguin comes home to find his wife hooking up with her Sancho. Fight ensues, husband asks wife to choose and she chooses Sancho. They go inside the penguin house leaving the husband outside.

Husband drags Sancho out of house for more fighting and demands the wife choose again and she chooses Sancho. Husband slinks off in front of the neighbor's watching.

I've seen people do this but didn't think penguins did it.

 

 

Penguin pussy... serious bidness.

Edit:. Almost forgot... fucking whore...

Edited by SHOOTER12

Penguins are awesome.  If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it.

Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. 
 

Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore.

Edited by ImissWallyPryor
Bitch is a whore.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That bitch ain't worth it bro. Plenty of other penguin booty out there 

so what you're saying is that there's more penquins in the sea?

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Penguins are awesome.  If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it.

Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this 

He need's to pop a cap in sancho and slap her down

8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this 

Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too.

14 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too.

needs for mutherfuckin'a

 

Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold.

Edited by davidg

1 minute ago, davidg said:

needs for mutherfuckin'a

 

Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold.

I was just coming back to post that.

I really felt bad for the guy with his not so graceful exit.  No damn way he was going to be able to clear that stick.

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. 
 

Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore.

racist comedy central GIF

6 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

dp

Didn't see that in the footage

Time to accidentally drop Sancho's swimming times and habits to the leopard seal.  If you're gonna do it, fucking do it bro.

Penguins are the worst.  Eagles fans boo Santas, penguins slaughter them.

 

Edited by clapclapclap
[/No Hitchcock]

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