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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Frederick done for the season likely? With the trash they have backing up OL and the inability of the coaching staff to properly adjust to injuries this probably means the end of the playoff hopes. 

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Well, in my expert opinion, Zeke Elliott was 100% guilty of attacking that poor woman and deserved more than 6 games. He got off lucky because the cops had no interest in prosecuting that case after t

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Says Mr "You arent given chances you EARN them!" cliche'd bullshit dumbass. What are you? 90? If that ever was true it sure as shit isnt now in this world where draft position, contract, and coaching

State of the Cowboys Address to be delivered by Jerry at 1pm today.

Gurley just signs a 4 year $60mill extension with the Rams. There is your benchmark for Zeke. I think he will actually command more. Then the huge debate on whether you tie that much into a RB or not. Especially since they have the most percentage tied up in their OL than any other team and by a good percentage. Not to mention Dak's contract will be up one year before him. I hope they have a plan in place.

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gurley just signs a 4 year $60mill extension with the Rams. There is your benchmark for Zeke. I think he will actually command more. Then the huge debate on whether you tie that much into a RB or not. Especially since they have the most percentage tied up in their OL than any other team and by a good percentage. Not to mention Dak's contract will be up one year before him. I hope they have a plan in place.

Zeke is gonna get the Le’Veon Bell treatment and get tagged for as long as the rules let them. Not fair, but it’s the only smart way to handle this situation. Dak’s contract depends on how he bounces back this year. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gurley just signs a 4 year $60mill extension with the Rams. There is your benchmark for Zeke. I think he will actually command more. Then the huge debate on whether you tie that much into a RB or not. Especially since they have the most percentage tied up in their OL than any other team and by a good percentage. Not to mention Dak's contract will be up one year before him. I hope they have a plan in place.

Yeah but Gurley is  better than Elliott at this point.  He's gonna have to have an amazing year to be that kind of guy to be up at that level but if he's anything like he was his rookie year he could!

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gurley just signs a 4 year $60mill extension with the Rams. There is your benchmark for Zeke. I think he will actually command more. Then the huge debate on whether you tie that much into a RB or not. Especially since they have the most percentage tied up in their OL than any other team and by a good percentage. Not to mention Dak's contract will be up one year before him. I hope they have a plan in place.

It's easy..... you don't.  You do what Pittsburgh is doing with Bell.  You get the 5th year option with Elliott because of his first round status.  If he's still a great player, then you franchise once.  Still great, franchise him again and then let him walk.... Doubtful he's still awesome after 5-6 years and isn't showing hints of a decline.  Not like he takes great care of himself.

But Jerrah's stupid so he'll give him 4 for 70/55 and wreck our cap.

 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

It's easy..... you don't.  You do what Pittsburgh is doing with Bell.  You get the 5th year option with Elliott because of his first round status.  If he's still a great player, then you franchise once.  Still great, franchise him again and then let him walk.... Doubtful he's still awesome after 5-6 years and isn't showing hints of a decline.  Not like he takes great care of himself.

But Jerrah's stupid so he'll give him 4 for 70/55 and wreck our cap.

 

Doesn't care of himself? I am not following on that. Not saying you are wrong but I guess I missed that. Was it from people saying he was fat last year? 

What makes it shitty for Zeke, is the fact that this coaching staff does not give a shit about their passing game, and they expect him to run the ball 400 times. 

13 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

What makes it shitty for Zeke, is the fact that this coaching staff does not give a shit about their passing game, and they expect him to run the ball 400 times. 

Well until we get inside the red zone and then they decide to pass the ball 3 straight times inside the 5 yard line...

50 minutes ago, Greg Focker said:

Yeah but Gurley is  better than Elliott at this point.  He's gonna have to have an amazing year to be that kind of guy to be up at that level but if he's anything like he was his rookie year he could!

What drives me crazy is Zeke was perfectly capable of catching passes in college. That’s the main difference between him and Gurley at this point. We better have some shit in place to give him more targets out of the backfield, and I’m not talking about predictable screens. 

11 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

What drives me crazy is Zeke was perfectly capable of catching passes in college. That’s the main difference between him and Gurley at this point. We better have some shit in place to give him more targets out of the backfield, and I’m not talking about predictable screens. 

You expect this staff to be creative? Ha! Good luck with that. Unless this is finally the year they do it since the stale combo of Dez and Witten are gone. We saw what Zeke can do with coming out the backfield and catching the ball but we refuse to keep at it. If you put Zeke in the Rams offense, you would see him catch a lot more passes.

Topics of opening press conference for Cowboys football team: 

1) Jerry, Trump, and Anthem

2) Jerry and Papa John

3) David Irving rehab and issues

4) Jerry loving Garrett for no explainable reason 

Almost no football mentioned at all. Just another glaring example of actual football and winning titles being way on the back burner to the owner/GM. 

There will be no SB or even NFC title game as long as Jerry Jones has any influence or presence in this organization. 

5 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Topics of opening press conference for Cowboys football team: 

1) Jerry, Trump, and Anthem

2) Jerry and Papa John

3) David Irving rehab and issues

4) Jerry loving Garrett for no explainable reason 

Almost no football mentioned at all. Just another glaring example of actual football and winning titles being way on the back burner to the owner/GM. 

There will be no SB or even NFC title game as long as Jerry Jones has any influence or presence in this organization. 

In contrast, Bill Bellicheck's press conference also had no discussions of football. 

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Belichick's press conferences typically have no discussion of anything.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Belichick's press conferences typically have no discussion of anything.

He is the Popovich of the NFL. 

9 hours ago, DougO said:

Belichick's press conferences typically have no discussion of anything.

I hope he gets asked about Malcom Butler for the rest of his life. Not just his coaching life. Until the day he dies. Eventually he will crack and  tell us what was really going through his mind, right? He can’t just dodge this question forever.

16 hours ago, DougO said:

Belichick's press conferences typically have no discussion of anything.

Exactly

A throwback to a day of grittier athletes:

 

A suggestion for the Cowboys to look at signing former Texas Longhorn Ken Vaccaro:

 

i'd hate to be on the receiving end of demarcus lawrence's punches.  also those pass rush drills would look funny to a foreigner who's never watched a football game.

Taking my son to training camp next week. Pretty stoked for him.  My expectations are tepid lol

55 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

A throwback to a day of grittier athletes:

 

Back when the uniforms were the correct shade of blue.

53 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

A suggestion for the Cowboys to look at signing former Texas Longhorn Ken Vaccaro:

 

Give me Earl, goddammit!

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Back when the uniforms were the correct shade of blue.

Give me Earl, goddammit!

My dad's neighbors have a condo in the Mueller development.  They said a Dallas Cowboy just rented it for 2 weeks and paid $5100 cash.  We both speculated it could be CWill, but they said his name was Earl Thomas.

11 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

My dad's neighbors have a condo in the Mueller development.  They said a Dallas Cowboy just rented it for 2 weeks and paid $5100 cash.  We both speculated it could be CWill, but they said his name was Earl Thomas.

What are we to make of that? He said he wasn't going to Seahawks' training camp. Guess he's gonna hang around Austin for a couple of weeks.

why'd they think he was a cowboy?

Just now, gsoda3 said:

why'd they think he was a cowboy?

Idk, it'd be interesting if he told them as such, but they're women so they were probably just confused. 

and cole beasley scores against no one and the crowd and team goes crazy!!!

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6 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Lulz

 

42 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

and cole beasley scores against no one and the crowd and team goes crazy!!!

Yes, he is one of the best at beating no-man coverage.

On ‎7‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 9:03 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

What drives me crazy is Zeke was perfectly capable of catching passes in college. That’s the main difference between him and Gurley at this point. We better have some shit in place to give him more targets out of the backfield, and I’m not talking about predictable screens. 

I'd rather see him on a team who can utilize him greatly, the 49ers come to mind

6 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

why'd they think he was a cowboy?

Ankle monitor?  BAC monitor?  On crutches?  In a sling or cast? 

10 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Dez getting feisty on twitter about last season lol

so post the goddamn tweets, dickbreath

GMs are just going to be lining up to sign Dez now. There's a reason you're sitting at home. You dumb.

He charged it to the game. He also charged a ton of money against the cap for 3 seasons of shitty performances. 

I mean I am not a fan of Dez at all and thinks he is overrated as fuck but he's right. The play calling has always been fucking horrendous under carrot top. No variety or any adjustments. No trying to move players around to create mismatches. Fuck Dez but I agree with him as would anyone who watches this team. It just comes across as sour grapes at this point.

But while saying all that, Dez was a huge issue. He was immature and selfish as shit. He didn't care about winning. His fake passion was lame. He wanted his stats and thats it. Fuck the rest of the team.

But how many players leave and say similar things? Too many. Where there is smoke there is fire. This organization is toxic and our coach and GM are fucking terrible. 

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Go fuck yourself Dez.  That is, if you can hold on to the dildo.

zing!

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