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A slug.  Years ago my wife called me at work and said there was a slug in the pantry/laundry room. She avoided the room the room the rest of the day and when I got home I found a potato peel that missed the trash can.

 

A masonry wall, painted white. Or some sort of cream color with a fancy name, depending on how much they marked up the price.

Fucking yankee.

Holy shit, do people really no longer know what slugs are, or is it a Millennial thing? Fuck.

15 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I saved it. Still living.

Put some salt on it, that will take care of the living.

It's out of shell because of sodium deficiency.   Pour a little salt on it.  Make sure the wife and kids are around to watch.  It's kinda fun!

Edited by Poolflood
Shit Bevo Beer beat me to it.

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Pevo is beer?  News to me...

Surly you jest.

User name.  You jest.  

Edited by Poolflood
Jak se mas

Pivo, pivo, pivo červené

Pivo, pivo, pivo červené

Kdo tě bude pivo pít,

Až me budem hrobě hnít

Pivo, pivo, pivo červené

 

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