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Great . . . another threat to human existence from Asia

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10 hours ago, Thujone said:

Problem with the bees here in the US is that they are European and don't know how to defend themselves like these Japanese honeybees. So we are probably fucked.

This.  The Japanese honeybees developed and learned that defense mechanism over the course of many years.  The honeybees living over here are basically defenseless.       

We got to kill these motherfuckers daiiiid.

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1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

This.  The Japanese honeybees developed and learned that defense mechanism over the course of many years.  The honeybees living over here are basically defenseless.       

We got to kill these motherfuckers daiiiid.

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7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I hear they dont like dry aired high plains geography. So I'm safe. Unless they adapt.

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yeah, well the fucking fire ants don't live up here yet either...  I still never stand in one place in the yard because of those sumbeeches.

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The weather is more erratic, there's swarms of giant homicidal insects, and oh yeah---a massive plague burning through every corner of the globe.  

I swear I read about this shit in a book once.  Hard to say which part, I liked 'em all about the same I guess.  

I guess the old saying about China taking us down without ever firing a shot is coming to fruition.

Long before the insects found their way to American shores, some Japanese prized them for their numbing crunch and the venomous buzz they add to liquor.
 

America: hold my giant hornet.

This.  The Japanese honeybees developed and learned that defense mechanism over the course of many years.  The honeybees living over here are basically defenseless.       
We got to kill these motherfuckers daiiiid.
Seems like the European bees need to sack up.
45 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Washington State huh??? Seems I remember them being in the news for something else bad recently beyond this, just can't quite recall... 

Mount St. Helens, the most recent active volcano in the contiguous US? 

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm ready for these little flying shit-bags.

Flame-Drone gives zero fucks!

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Are the gamesmakers in the Capital District just fucking with us at this point?  

His buddy trying to pull him to safety:

 

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Fuck you bitch:

 

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SWEEP THE LEG!  Put him in a bodybag! 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

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SWEEP THE LEG!  Put him in a bodybag! 

Dude, KK 2 is where we fight asians...Drum technique.

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12 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Geese are mean as shit.  Would it surprise me if they are also rapey?  No.  No it would not.

"Agrilife Task Force"? 

The jokes just write themselves.  

I thought this thread was going to be about Panda Express.

Plague?  No big deal, I'll go outside occasionally.

This?  No, I'm never leaving the indoors ever again.  Apparently Japanese folks like to eat them?  We've got to breed up a huge population of hungry Japanese people really fast.

Love the headlock. That mantis has been in a scrap or two.

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Good news, everyone! 

Praying Mantis gives no fucks.Just flat out ate his brain

13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Good news, everyone! 

Wang Lang sends his regards.

Paco's Praying Mantis Ranch is applying for an ag exemption first thing Monday morning.

25 minutes ago, Paco said:

Paco's Praying Mantis Ranch is applying for an ag exemption first thing Monday morning.

Fuck an ag exemption.  Get those guys little uniforms and get yourself a fat DoD contract.  Your boys are our first line of defense.  

With no formal specops training, the dude started eating his brain first.  Not as some afterthought delicacy/signal of alpha triumph.  Nope, got him in a headlock to subdue the hornet and started eating the brain in real time before death had even occurred.  Fucking boss.  

  • 3 months later...

A white-faced hornet chowing down on a raccoon or fox turd in my yard. 

2020 in a nutshell, really. 

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