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#102
1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Anyone got mugshots of Pinta and Santa Maria?

All photos were burned. 

#103
6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Word on the street is Earl’s brother posts on Surly under the name NowThis. 

I heard Nina post here as Junior Miller. Can’t verify this info. 

#105
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He stopped popping pills and his game disappeared 

This post needs more love. 

#108
8 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Social media takes down another one. 

Enemies of the people: 1) Coronavirus, 2) Zuckerberg


Not totally disagreeing with #2, but his company owns Instagram.

The article mentioned "Snap Chat", which is an independent, publicly traded company.

#109
2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

I heard Nina post here as Junior Miller. Can’t verify this info. 

so did that guy end up going murder-suicide on his old lady?

#110
3 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

Nina is a Katrina refugee who found her way to Orange.  Them people from NOLA don't play.  

Did she float over on her tittays?

Nina-Thomas.jpg

 

 

#112
3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Is there a difference between a posse and a crew? Which one should I have? I mean, asking for a friend.

Depends.  You looking to hang a horse thief or whack a snitch?

#116
20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

In general, don’t get married if you’re not ready to be faithful 

Yes, of course!

15 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

It’s not in our nature, so nobody should get married? 

My man here reppin his user name...

#118
57 minutes ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, Blotto said:
Did she float over on her tittays?
Nina-Thomas.jpg
 
 

That's cute. She fucked up. Let him bang randos. Now she will be poor. Dumbass chick.

You think he got a prenup out of a girl he’s been with since high school that pulled a gun on his ass when he cheated??  😂😂.  She ain’t broke fool she’s rich. 

Edited by Hook1997

#120
7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

You think he got a prenup out of a girl he’s been with since high school that pulled a gun on his ass when he cheated??  😂😂.  She ain’t broke fool she’s rich. 

I guess she’ll be able to buy a lot of ramen from the prison commissary for the next 6 years.

#124
On 5/7/2020 at 12:06 PM, shakahorn said:

I'm sure his password is OUsucks!

Umm, could you please stop posting my password?

#125
21 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

When your wife, the mother of your kids is rolling with a posse pulling guns and knives, you chose poorly.

I mean he’s from the Golden Triangle.  There are some rough people that live in that area.  Hell, my own deadbeat cousin is from there.  You just google the son of a bitch and the first thing that comes up are his prison photos.

#129
On 5/7/2020 at 7:05 AM, Casual Encounter said:

It’s not in our nature, so nobody should get married? 

Have I ever told you the story about the scorpion and the frog?

#134
On 5/7/2020 at 4:50 PM, Brothahorn said:

When your wife, the mother of your kids is rolling with a posse pulling guns and knives, you chose poorly.

And she has all of your passwords, and knows how to track your ass down through your social media accounts.

#136

She supposedly tracked Earl's whereabouts by tracking him through Snapchat? Makes no sense to me. That woman must have some voodoo working.

#140
On 5/6/2020 at 10:52 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Yikes at her mugshot. Damn Earl. Thought you could do better. 

 

On 5/6/2020 at 11:58 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

 

 

It was staged

 

On 5/7/2020 at 6:24 PM, Blotto said:

Did she float over on her tittays?

Nina-Thomas.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by MagicSoccerSpray

#143
On 5/6/2020 at 9:48 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

Is pussy still undefeated?

Seems like a zero sum to me.

#146
2 minutes ago, Snacks said:
On 5/6/2020 at 11:25 PM, Burt said:
What offensive formation does Earl Thomas hate facing the most?
The shotgun
 
Seriously, though, glad she didn't shoot him!

Pistol. Obviously.

I'm a child of the 70s and 80s. Obviously.

#149
On 5/9/2020 at 1:52 AM, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

 

I like the way she hoes.

 

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 


Having a psycho wife who can't control herself when your cheating is NOT a "violation of a contract". No way was that written into any contract.

The Ravens just have buyers remorse even though they were close to going to the Super Bowl last year and now they are looking to cut a leader on the defense and a guy that brings the hurt and sets an example on the field... Shut the fuck up Baltimore!

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