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#301
58 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Is CTE an issue for the position he played?

Did you watch Earl Thomas play football? 

#303
17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Did you watch Earl Thomas play football? 

Lots of it. Didn't see him get banged up very much but I guess I wasn't thinking about CTE at the time.

#304
2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Lots of it. Didn't see him get banged up very much but I guess I wasn't thinking about CTE at the time.

Safeties don't collide on every play, but they have a full head of steam when they do make a hit. So yea they are at just as much risk as other positions.

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#313
The ex-NFLer was ordered to stay 400 feet from Nina, who accused Thomas of cheating.


At least he wasn’t cheating at GTA 5.
#315
49 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They forgot the obligatory "in happier times" caption

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I woulda married them tiddies, too.

#317
34 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

"Thompson. Thomas. What's the difference, ID picture looks the same. Account approved." /katfid

Ho-Lee-Chit

I'm dying over here..

#321

Wtf? What else could go wrong? Next time this thread is bumped, I bet it'll be because Earl gets attacked by a previously thought to be extinct dinosaur.

#326
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's gross?  

Would not bang

High school sweetheart, not bad considering

#327
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's gross?  

Would not bang

You are not.

That's a wildebeest.

#329
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It is unclear how he got “physical possession” of the autos, the report said.

The world may never know. 🙄

#330
2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's gross?  

Would not bang

What gave it away?  Because she’s fat, or ugly?

#331
49 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Was Earl on the downward spiral before or after he met this woman? 

Nina was a Katrina refugee who settled in Orange when they were both still in high school.  Their relationship has been toxic as fuck since day one.

#332
36 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Nina was a Katrina refugee who settled in Orange when they were both still in high school.  Their relationship has been toxic as fuck since day one.

I wonder who kept her in check while he was at UT so she didn’t fuck things up for him here. I didn’t know they were a long term thing.

#333
3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's gross?  

Would not bang

she's at best "Wednesday afternoon shift at Hooters and you drank 8 big beers" hot, but definitely not NFL all-pro hot. 

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Goddamn Earl, get it together. 

 

#334
2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

she's at best "Wednesday afternoon shift at Hooters and you drank 8 big beers" hot, but definitely not NFL all-pro hot. 

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Goddamn Earl, get it together. 

 

She’s no Brittany Mahomes

#335
59 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Nina was a Katrina refugee who settled in Orange when they were both still in high school.  Their relationship has been toxic as fuck since day one.

A Katrina refugee...toxic? It's always the ones you least suspect.

#337
10 hours ago, Blotto said:

she's at best "Wednesday afternoon shift at Hooters and you drank 8 big beers" hot, but definitely not NFL all-pro hot. 

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Goddamn Earl, get it together. 

 

Does Hooters serve LSD spiked beer?

#340
If his divorce isn’t final, this should help reduce how much - if any - she steals from him in the settlement. 
Is there anything left?

The biggest WTF is how the imposter was cashing Earl's NFL checks. Why does Earl not have DD? And how the hell does he let those checks out of his sight?
#341

Always called them "Shy" tittays.  When she lies on her back and takes off her shirt, they try to hide in her armpits

#345
5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Is there anything left?

The biggest WTF is how the imposter was cashing Earl's NFL checks. Why does Earl not have DD? And how the hell does he let those checks out of his sight?

Professional athletes are not smart.

#346
2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Professional athletes are not smart.

That's a broad generalization, but that's the way of you people. 

#347
On 11/9/2023 at 3:10 PM, PilotsError said:

Professional athletes are not smart.

I dunno, you just sided with A&M Athletics on a tacit raid of public funds to buyout a bad athletics decision that had nothing to do with the guys on the field.  I'd say you're in the running for this Mensa contest. 

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