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Married his high school sweetheart...  

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Seriously, I've read he grew up with a great set of parents but somehow some fucking key fatherly advice failed to get through on this one.  

3 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Who here hasn't had a women point a loaded gun to their head?

While porking sluts with your brother?

Earl finished, right?

Just assuming he had the nerve...

15 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Earl finished, right?

Just assuming he had the nerve...

 

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7 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Earl better change all his passwords. That wasn’t the first time she was creeping. 

are you saying that UTFreeSafe12! is not very secure?

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

It’s not in our nature, so nobody should get married? 

User name checks out.

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I love my brother and all but I’m not Eiffel towering a girl with him, wow! 

I believe the current preferred nomenclature is spit-roasting

9 hours ago, Not a cat said:

 Nina also threatened her and the other woman in the house -- pointing the gun at them and yelling "I got something for all you hoes!"

Now that's just plain awesome.

"Where Do You Want It"

 

 

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Thank god it didn’t end like that video in the car where the chick “thought the gun was unloaded”.  Tighten up Earl, keep those apps locked. 

That guy actually lived and has made a pretty decent recovery. 

47 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Who here hasn't had a women point a loaded gun to their head?

metaphorically?

43 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Earl finished, right?

Just assuming he had the nerve...

Did the report say he was sleeping when she arrived? Then, the answer is, no.

7 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Nina Thomas be like:

 

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Social media takes down another one. 

Enemies of the people: 1) Coronavirus, 2) Zuckerberg

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My only question is....was Case in the room as well?

Jordan Hicks was there too?

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

Married his high school sweetheart...  

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Seriously, I've read he grew up with a great set of parents but somehow some fucking key fatherly advice failed to get through on this one.  

They didn't get married until 2016 so I'm assuming in between HS and that he ran plenty a train with his brother. Probably got tired of the gold digging hoes and went back to this crazy ugly one because she "loved me before I was rich and famous".

Between Cutler, Brady, and now Earl coronavirus is causing havoc on NFL marriages. 

7 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

wow dumb enough to have the magazine out, but to not understand most guns will still fire with a round in the chamber out

he (and she) are damn lucky she did not try and pull the trigger to "scare him"

Came here to say this.  Setting aside basic gun knowledge, training, and safety--do people just not watch every TV show or movie ever made?  This is the plot device for every single accidental gunshot death on every show.

10 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Made me think of

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Made me think of Steve McNair.

31 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Did the report say he was sleeping when she arrived? Then, the answer is, no.

It was rhetorical.

Years of shag/ surl fapping comments out front shoulda told ya.

57 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

That guy actually lived and has made a pretty decent recovery. 

I remember reading he didn’t die, didn’t know about a recovery.  One of those vids that can’t leave my memory fast enough. 

10 hours ago, ss13 said:

That's when Nina admits she pulled out the gun and put it to Earl's head -- stating "that she took out the magazine thinking that the gun could not fire." But, cops say Nina was "unaware that the gun had a round in the chamber."

Cops say one of the women in the house shot cell phone video of the incident ... which they say shows Nina pointing the gun at Earl's head "from less than a foot away and it can clearly be seen that Nina's finger was on the trigger and the safety is disengage

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Isn't the real news here that APD pulled up on a black woman with a knife chasing a black man with a gun, and nobody got shot?  Earl escaped death twice in one night, he needs to buy a lotto ticket while he's on a hot streak.

11 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Hey women. How about stop falling in love with professional athletes in the prime of their career. If you wanna be an athlete thot, I’m not even mad at that. Just don’t fall in love and expect to be the only one lol

Or maybe athletes shouldn't lock down a wife if they plan on continuing to bang anything with a pulse. 

I understand why women do it. The morons that keep getting married are the athletes. 

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Thank god it didn’t end like that video in the car where the chick “thought the gun was unloaded”.  Tighten up Earl, keep those apps locked. 

Rugers cannot fire without a clip in it. /Tiger King

He'll be fine. Probably a divorce (hope he got a prenup), he'll get full custody of his kids, and then he'll have even more sympathy from the hoes now because of this traumatic experience. Him and his brother can continue to have more orgies in the future...no problem!

23 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Or maybe athletes shouldn't lock down a wife if they plan on continuing to bang anything with a pulse. 

I understand why women do it. The morons that keep getting married are the athletes. 

This...  Derek Jeter did it right.  He is now married to my friends sister but only did it after he had slain all of New York.  That is living right.

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

are you saying that UTFreeSafe12! is not very secure?

I'm sure his password is OUsucks!

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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He has never been the same since he took the club to the head.

Happy that nobody got dead.  

Damn shame for Earl's 2020 "Choose your own adventure" book, when he came to the page with him banging another woman and heard his wife coming up the driveway, he selected the "Brazzers" ending.  Instead he got the gun to the face ending.  

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10 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I love my brother and all but I’m not Eiffel towering a girl with him, wow! 

Yeah, not interested in being eskimo brothers with my actual brothers.

4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

It’s not in our nature, so nobody should get married? 

Do what’s best for you. It’s a choice, plain and simple 

You know, I've heard my whole life that black is beautiful. Then, I looked at her mugshot and pics of her family and I was like "hold on".

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

You know, I've heard my whole life that black is beautiful. Then, I looked at her mugshot and pics of her family and I was like "hold on".

Yep. She'd scare a buzzard off a gutwagon 

43 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

He has never been the same since he took the club to the head.

He stopped popping pills and his game disappeared 

28 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yeah, not interested in being eskimo brothers with my actual brothers.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's not gonna be an Orgy, it's a Toga Party...Ravens Style.  I'd like to think we live in a society where two brothers can be in the same room with two different women and not have it be labeled as an orgy.  Brothers keep a safe distance for a couple of obvious reasons.  And this is encouraging to me because my brother and I never do anything together. 

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Now playa’s wives got posses?

Over/under on # of times the phrase ‘ride or die’ was uttered by that posse that night?

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Nina is a Katrina refugee who found her way to Orange.  Them people from NOLA don't play.  

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

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Word on the street is Earl’s brother posts on Surly under the name NowThis. 

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