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Not in Florida, shockingly.  

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The woman attacked and killed by an alligator in a gated community along the South Carolina coast was visiting the homeowner to do her nails and was trying to touch the animal when it grabbed her, authorities said.

 

After briefly getting away from the alligator Friday, the woman stood in waist-deep water in the Kiawah Island pond and said “I guess I won’t do this again,” but the alligator grabbed her in its jaws again and took her under, according to a supplemental police report released Tuesday.

Cynthia Covert, 58, died of drowning before Charleston County deputies and firefighters were able to shoot and kill the alligator and use poles to get her out of the pond, authorities said.

Covert came to Kiawah Island, a gated community southeast of Charleston, to give the homeowner a manicure Friday, according to the police report.

The woman told deputies Covert typically was professional in her salon, but was relaxed and excited at the home, talking about her boyfriend’s visit from Tennessee, and brought a glass of wine with her.

Covert saw the alligator while working on the woman’s porch. When Covert finished, she started taking pictures of the alligator, the woman told deputies.

The woman and her husband started screaming for Covert to get away from the alligator because they saw it grab a deer a few days earlier, deputies said.

 

Covert said “I don't look like a deer” and reached to touch the alligator when the animal attacked, according to the report.

The husband and a neighbor grabbed a rope and threw it to Covert when she surfaced and stood in the pond. Covert grabbed the rope and said “I guess I won’t do this again,” but she was suddenly pulled under by the alligator, the police report said.

Deputies and firefighters looked for Colvert for 10 minutes before her body surfaced. The alligator took her back under once. When the alligator surfaced again, a deputy shot the animal in the head with his 9 mm handgun, the police report said.

Covert’s leg was severely damaged, but an autopsy determined she drowned, the Charleston County Coroner’s Office said.

Covert was the third person killed by an alligator in South Carolina in the last four years. A 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed. A 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.

Before those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person killed by an alligator.

https://www.ajc.com/news/police-woman-wanted-get-close-alligator-before-attack/tUqEvDqP4D1elMHpnyvBJI/

 

After the first try the gator was like,  "To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I'm sorry... I promise you will never see a gator chomp a leg as hard as I will chomp that leg next time..."

There's gators everywhere on Kiawah

"I don't look like a deer" might be my new "Hold my beer."

If she had gotten away after the first attack, she would have had to change her name to Peg. 

10 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

If she had gotten away after the first attack, she would have had to change her name to Peg. 

She dated NowThis?

sad that the gator was kilt due to her stupidity. wow. people never cease to amaze me.

I think it would be awesome to see a gator just grab a deer.  Not from my front porch, mind you, but actually out in the wild in places not near where I sleep.

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Covert saw the alligator while working on the woman’s porch. When Covert finished, she started taking pictures of the alligator, the woman told deputies.

The woman and her husband started screaming for Covert to get away from the alligator because they saw it grab a deer a few days earlier, deputies said.

I've watched my brother in law do this same thing to an alligator in Kiawah, with the rest of the family shouting at him. Didn't get bit. /csb

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11 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Does he look like a deer?

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13 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I've watched my brother in law do this same thing to an alligator in Kiawah, with the rest of the family shouting at him. Didn't get bit. /csb

Usually, my first thought when I see that level of stupidity is, "Some poor girl has to suck that idiot's dick."  It must be especially traumatizing knowing that the girl is your sister.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Usually, my first thought when I see that level of stupidity is, "Some poor girl has to suck that idiot's dick."  It must be especially traumatizing knowing that the girl is your sister.

Well, the terms are ambiguous, but that girl is my sister in law. That level of stupid is not in my blood, just my kids'.

15 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Usually, my first thought when I see that level of stupidity is, "Some poor girl has to suck that idiot's dick."  It must be especially traumatizing knowing that the girl is your sister.

Did you not see they're married?

On 5/7/2020 at 11:03 AM, Not a cat said:

I think it would be awesome to see a gator just grab a deer.  Not from my front porch, mind you, but actually out in the wild in places not near where I sleep.

If you are ok with crocodiles and wildebeests, there are plenty of videos out there.

Coworker is holed up in that exact gated community, been getting updates on the situation throughout (not really many updates, she’s still dead)

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