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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So did she get signatures or break down and pay the $500?

Do you think she'll tell the truth regardless?

She's the PERFECT politician.

I hope she does an AMA on the Austin subreddit.

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Are you forgetting where we are at?  We are in a state where the entire GOP had to publicly campaign against Robert Fucking Morrow in the GOP run-off for the nominee for the state Board of Education.  Because Morrow had the most votes in the first primary by 6%.
Think about that for a moment.  Robert Fucking Morrow.  The guy who wanted the state to mandate pole dancing classes in high school, got the most votes in the original primary.

Morrow was also briefly the travis county gop chair
19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Are you forgetting where we are at?  We are in a state where the entire GOP had to publicly campaign against Robert Fucking Morrow in the GOP run-off for the nominee for the state Board of Education.  Because Morrow had the most votes in the first primary by 6%.

Think about that for a moment.  Robert Fucking Morrow.  The guy who wanted the state to mandate pole dancing classes in high school, got the most votes in the original primary.

That’s because almost nobody knew who that nutcase was, just like most have no idea who the others candidates are. They just ignorantly vote party.

1 hour ago, demos said:


Morrow was also briefly the travis county gop chair

And got his silly ass drummed out as soon as the party buffoons got their shit together. Sort of, anyway.

18 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

She'll be president.

In her own mind.... such as it is.

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Are you forgetting where we are at?  We are in a state where the entire GOP had to publicly campaign against Robert Fucking Morrow in the GOP run-off for the nominee for the state Board of Education.  Because Morrow had the most votes in the first primary by 6%.

Think about that for a moment.  Robert Fucking Morrow.  The guy who wanted the state to mandate pole dancing classes in high school, got the most votes in the original primary.

Pretty solid platform IMO.

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

That’s because almost nobody knew who that nutcase was, just like most have no idea who the others candidates are. They just ignorantly vote party.

The name Mackenzie Kelly on a ballot could automatically pull in plenty of votes, depending on who else is on the ballot.   And she'll have a letter in () next to her name, which will help.

I would not put it past her at all to run for a state rep. seat.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

The name Mackenzie Kelly on a ballot could automatically pull in plenty of votes, depending on who else is on the ballot.   And she'll have a letter in () next to her name, which will help.

I would not put it past her at all to run for a state rep. seat.

She won't be identified as a republican on the ballot.

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3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

She won't be identified as a republican on the ballot.

I'm talking about if she runs for a state seat.  

In Morrow's case, he was in the Republican primary, and my guess is, like AB said, nobody knew who he was, and so looking at the names on the ballot, a bunch of folks thought "Robert Morrow" sounded better than "Lani Popp" or whatever.

Although, there might just have been more than a few folks who took note of his social media postings of breasts and claiming that LBJ had JFK killed and thought "I like this guy!"

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Holy crap ... "Rex Kramer" posted that as a reply to her Tweet!!!!  I'm honestly surprised that it's lasted for 15 hours without being deleted!

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6 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Holy shit I just noticed Bert. 

Not as obvious as I thought Bert is the best Bert.

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Holy crap ... "Rex Kramer" posted that as a reply to her Tweet!!!!  I'm honestly surprised that it's lasted for 15 hours without being deleted!

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Surprised that one of her 20k+ followers hasn't commented on the post.

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On 8/3/2020 at 10:24 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Uh oh. Someone has crossed the streams. 

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6 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Holy crap ... "Rex Kramer" posted that as a reply to her Tweet!!!!  I'm honestly surprised that it's lasted for 15 hours without being deleted!

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Her target audience may still be using AOL.  Without a party identifier next to the names on the ballot,  the names will be confusing for many, since it’s one bog jumper versus another.  

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I started up another twitter account attached to a website that hasn’t publicly launched, and I picked up a bunch of followers right away, and 2 minutes of extensive research showed a lot of bots.

Although the group she runs with is active on twitter.

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Surprised that one of her 20k+ followers hasn't commented on the post.

Oh right, doesn't she supposedly have fake followers?

21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No way, completely legit. Nothing shady at all.

Only weird thing is I keep seeing the same 4-5 supporters in every pic for her campaign events.

Quagmire and Giraffe Boy?

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I hate this post, and wanted to neg it, primarily due to accurate content.

Alex Jones didn’t get rich selling male vitamin supplements to bots.   

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Did you know that corn comes in many colors? That's right--corn can be bright white all the way down the spectrum to a dark purple, almost black!

Then again, most of the corn you'll see in the grocery store is the color of Mackenzie's teeth--a beautiful yellow!

Now you know!

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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It's like she wants to give Ramjet material to work with.

Who are the thirsty Surly posters in that pic?

So, after reading through this thread, her platform seems to be "Open the bars and keep the cops," and her main modes of publicity are a ghost town Twitter feed and appearing on talk radio shows that only people in the suburbs listen to. Am I missing anything?

18 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

So, after reading through this thread, her platform seems to be "Open the bars and keep the cops," and her main modes of publicity are a ghost town Twitter feed and appearing on talk radio shows that only people in the suburbs listen to. Am I missing anything?

Yes, she's lying.

You know, when an attention whore gets married they often like to yap nonstop about married life on social media. She hasn't said a peep about it. 

He leave her already?

On 8/11/2020 at 1:10 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

So did she get signatures or break down and pay the $500?

lulz. The stupid just oozes out of her. 

 

1 hour ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

So, after reading through this thread, her platform seems to be "Open the bars and keep the cops," and her main modes of publicity are a ghost town Twitter feed and appearing on talk radio shows that only people in the suburbs listen to. Am I missing anything?

Might not be documented on this thread, but she also wants to lock up the dirty homeless people who are giving each other haircuts and barbecuing on public roadways. 

8 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

You know, when an attention whore gets married they often like to yap nonstop about married life on social media. She hasn't said a peep about it. 

He leave her already?

she still has her wedding rings on in the above video.

9 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

So, after reading through this thread, her platform seems to be "Open the bars and keep the cops," and her main modes of publicity are a ghost town Twitter feed and appearing on talk radio shows that only people in the suburbs listen to. Am I missing anything?

There’s radio out here?

8 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

You know, when an attention whore gets married they often like to yap nonstop about married life on social media. She hasn't said a peep about it. 

He leave her already?

He dead

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