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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#3907
8 minutes ago, demos said:

Looks like foxy troxy is running for senate.

*state senate 

#3909
10 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

She blocked me on Twitter for posting her covered up pic that said “it’s not like I’m running for office” “hate you fucktards”. One person did see it and respond tho

The internet never forgets. 

#3910
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The internet never forgets. 

She knows this and still entered politics. Balls the size of her forehead. 

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#3915
27 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Have to admit thats a good community outreach idea. Creating a situation where cops and their victims can humanize each other.

I'm impressed that she got Shipley Donuts to cover the cost.

But I didn't realize she has her own office.  

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If we'd just get a Surly poster elected to city council, they could get a "field office" that could be the unofficial Surly hang out.

#3917
She's releasing official statements, and they are being retweeted by the media.  When does she run for mayor?
 

“Steals” our commitment?
#3918
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's starting to figure out how lighting works for or against her lump.

 

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#3921

Many of us are working to make the city a better place for her daughter? (I know what she meant, but again, phrasing)

She tags #txlege a lot, but make no mistake, she's not taking a pay cut to run for the legislature.

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#3922

Wasn't there a tweet about going to an internship or something at a radio station, and she got a ticket on the way?

Also, that SUV has seen some wear and tear on the paint job.

#3923
Many of us are working to make the city a better place for her daughter? (I know what she meant, but again, phrasing)
She tags #txlege a lot, but make no mistake, she's not taking a pay cut to run for the legislature.

She’ll get a consulting gig if she becomes a state leg
#3924
On 6/12/2021 at 12:09 PM, atomheartbevo said:

She's releasing official statements, and they are being retweeted by the media.  When does she run for mayor?

 

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#3926

No photos of her getting gangbanged on a pinball table at the "Coffee with a cop" function?

She's slipping. 

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#3928
11 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

She is getting better at the game. She is showing resilience. Great job surly. 

I keep thinking she has to have a handler of sorts.  She's not had any major mishaps outside of the the APD/Proud Boys fiasco back in November, her social media game has been pretty clean of the more nationally polarizing stuff, she's tapping into major issues in Austin while playing both sides.  She's picked up some national name recognition with her Fox News appearance over the "homeless are harassing me" but when people pointed out that Austin is not as bad as she was making it out and it sure looked like she was presenting only one side of that encounter, within the week she had pivoted into the whole "the homeless should have our compassion, we need to help them out! (while hiding them in the greenbelts)" thing.  She has hobnobbed with some of the power players in the state, but tossed some of them under the bus when they fell out of favor.

It's really uncanny.  It's like she's finally found her calling.

Way to go Nasty's/NSAA?

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#3929

Hey guys, she wants you to know that the events at City Hall this morning were difficult for everyone involved.

She wants you to know how difficult they were, so she retweeted this

 

#3932

I found this old shop of mine form the old days, I don’t even remember what the dude was briefly shaggy famous for lol. 

 

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#3934
2 hours ago, Covri said:

I found this old shop of mine form the old days, I don’t even remember what the dude was briefly shaggy famous for lol. 

 

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It doesn’t even matter.  Just post her cam whore pics.

#3938
She was just on the news in DFW.
Being interviewed about the homeless people getting their tents taken up outside of City. hall today.

They just moved the ones that were in the way of some construction. The rest of the tents are still there.
#3939
16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

In case you couldn't see the photos, she's claiming that somebody is calling her a Nazi. 

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It looks like Nazi was added later in a different shade of chalk. Hmmm...

#3941

Kelly showed up at a Brigid Shea campaign event tonight. I’d dare say she was the only Republican in attendance. Certainly the only R elected official.

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#3942

She also did a meet & greet with the APD cadets.  Probably regaled them with tales of her time as the President of the Austin Police Department's Citizen Police Academy's 100th class.  And she thanked them for their service?

 

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