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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#4053

I wonder which undercarriage is more rotten?  

#4055
24 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Who does she have that follows her around to take all these staged Twitter pics?

I am 100% it is some Council staffer living off even more of our taxes.

#4057
10 hours ago, bolverk said:

So far, two known pedophiles, one known murderer, one known doper bicyclist with a single ball and clock, one known whatever-the-fuck Romeo Rose is, and a bunch of unknown assholes from the internet. 

She's got friends in low places.

#4058
23 hours ago, EdwardCaesarhands said:

She claims to have an invisible disability, which requires her to bring her "emotional support daughter” to restaurants, bars, grocery stores, and hotels. 

Fify

#4061
40 minutes ago, EdwardCaesarhands said:

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Weird of her to say since she's the human version of an aborted lawn chair.  

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#4063

If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

#4064

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

#4065
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

Shark Tank No GIF

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#4066
5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Solitary Dumpster behind Sad Grey Wall, Starting at $11.

Is there a more elegant visual to capture Fitlump's persona?  

Hes Right GIF by MOODMAN

#4068
On 7/3/2021 at 4:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

Do they accept MFC tokens?

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#4076
20 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Who are her media people? Nice job. 

As much as it pains me, I give her credit for listening to whoever they are, and for the opportunities they are getting her.

We are 6 months in or so and the wheels have yet to come off (although it was close with that Proud Boys photo).

It's probably good that we didn't have a betting pool going on this, as most of us would have already lost.

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#4077
9 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Who are her media people? Nice job. 

“Former firefighter Mackenzie Kelly”interviewed on KXAN   Bizarro world   

 

#4079

Besides Fitlump and the serial-killer-to-be in the blue polo and eyeglasses...will any of those people even be alive to vote for John Carter in 2022?  

First rule of politics...find a base that'll be alive in 90 minutes to rally around you

 

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#4080
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

…the serial-killer-to-be in the blue polo and eyeglasses…

 

Do you mean Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer?

#4081

Damn, good observation.  That does kinda look a younger version of him.  Hard to believe he's got the second highest number of confirmed murders of any U.S. serial killer.  

It would be weird if the people you killed outnumbered the women you've bedded like 16:1.  But this kid and Gary are crushing it.  

She hangs out with the strangest blend of people.  

#4084
16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

“Former firefighter Mackenzie Kelly”interviewed on KXAN   Bizarro world   

 

Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 

She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

#4085
14 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

You misspelled sloot.

#4086
6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 

She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

A lot of voters are filling her slot. 

#4088
On 6/29/2021 at 2:23 PM, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

it's greyed out--unplayable.  Based on the copyright, I assume it's some kind of talk radio bit.

She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  

#4089
She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  
Ahh yes, when she'd lie about going into "the studio" to broadcast her hour segment. In reality she was using a PC app and you could hear her cat in the background while she read random political shit from other websites.
#4090
59 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She'll always be a cam-whore to me. 

She will always be that idiot who posted her new tits with the caption (something like) "why not, it's not like I'm running for office"
While I realize people can grow, mature and change; it is a huge WOW to think that she is actually an elected official on the Austin city council.
Also makes me wonder what ever happened to buddy of Derka who also posted here (and was also a cam-girl) - Ivy ???

#4091
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
2 hours ago, hullabelew said:
She tried to have a talk show about current events that lasted about 2.5 days.  It was horrible.  

Ahh yes, when she'd lie about going into "the studio" to broadcast her hour segment. In reality she was using a PC app and you could hear her cat in the background while she read random political shit from other websites.

That's the one!  I could smell that apartment over the interwebs.  Cat shit, ammonia and magazine perfume samples. 

#4092
Much improved professional look in that video. Poised. Makeup is spot on for a professional female. The tone of her voice is well moderated. 
She is growing into her place. She fills a lot of slots with voters. 

This.

Y’all need to stop badmouthing our future governor.
#4093
1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

She will always be that idiot who posted her new tits with the caption (something like) "why not, it's not like I'm running for office"
While I realize people can grow, mature and change; it is a huge WOW to think that she is actually an elected official on the Austin city council.
Also makes me wonder what ever happened to buddy of Derka who also posted here (and was also a cam-girl) - Ivy ???

Ivy Snow. Pretty sure she's still in the business.

#4094

What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?

She can embellish with the best of them, that's for sure.

#4096
4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Why am I not surprised that you remember the name?

Why? I'm sure there's still quite a few people that use it to do their laundry.

#4098

I loved her as Tangina in "Poltergeist."  Birkmann seems taller in real life.  

#4099

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

#4100
48 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

 

the mark of the beast ! 

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