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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#4101
9 hours ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

Headboard injury, she likes it doggy style and ruff. 

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#4102
10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


Front right is ex wilco commissioner 

She doesn't look anything like Jeff Tweedy.

#4104
11 hours ago, BearMace said:

Has anybody ever come up with a diagnosis hypothosis for the horn? Like is it a condition where it will grow back, or could she have put her 8 Days to Refund Gap money towards having that thing ground down?

I did a while back, but I included video of the of the office procedure to remove to mass (my mistake) and a mod nuked the post. 

I had a friend with a similar lump (lipoma/osteoma) on his forehead.  Other than a small scar (1/3 of an inch), the procedure takes less than 30 minutes. The forehead lump is not uncommon.

#4105

Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

#4106
Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

Her pussy may have given him ball cancer.

Or maybe he thought nothing could kill him after that.
#4107
What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?


“Ride along”? Is that Texan for Hook and Ladder Company gang bang?
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#4113
5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Lance Armstrong isn't exactly the poster child for making good decisions but still hard to fathom he stuck his dick in that

I'm sure he thought they were all really good decisions at the time.

Without the doping, he was still a beast of sorts. And he's admitted that some of what he did could have caused the cancer, or made it worse than it was.  

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#4114
18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's one way to get a quick covid test

 

They immediately had to go toss that blood out. 

#4120
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

"I've laid out for no less than two or three cadet classes."

Fixed. 

#4121
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, we could isolate her fairly easily from this photo

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Would you say that it looks as though she is in a horse pasture?

#4123
18 minutes ago, Deej said:

What hops. Her horn can pierce the sky.

Seriously. What was her vertical when she blazed the way for female athletes to play American football. 

I am thinking a book tracking her achievements with those of Jim Thorpe might be a best seller for certain groups she currently represents. Like Thorpe, she has her detractors, but some of those will buy the book because of their love-hate relationship with the Councilwomanperson

All I need is a volunteer writer and illustrator. 

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#4126
On 7/7/2021 at 12:26 PM, jimmyjazz said:

What tiny blip of firefighting experience does she actually have?  Did she do a ride-along one night?

She can embellish with the best of them, that's for sure.

She was a volunteer with Jollyville Fire for a while.  She actually posted a picture on TOS that I was in from a joint FD training event that she "attended".  We she showed up at the end and didn't actually do any training but made the picture.  Imagine that.  

#4127
On 7/3/2021 at 4:24 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If I was a city council member, I would probably tweet out restaurants I'd like to get a free meal out (I'm not saying she is doing that).

 

Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

#4128
2 hours ago, Deej said:

"I've laid out for no less than two or three cadet classes."

Fixed. 

Was going to post the same thing. 

#4129
Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.
Reale's is solid. Now that she's got $75k a year coming in she can afford to eat at places nicer than the Water Tank and Anderson Mill Pub.
#4135
56 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Anyone got the old pic/gif of her doing a cannonball into the lake?

 

the gif of her training for the female football team is much better 

#4137
21 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
22 hours ago, skittlebrau said:
Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

Reale's is solid. Now that she's got $75k a year coming in she can afford to eat at places nicer than the Water Tank and Anderson Mill Pub.

They still allow her in the Water Tank?

#4139
On 7/9/2021 at 3:45 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 7/9/2021 at 3:07 PM, skittlebrau said:
Seems like she's in the bar of Reale's (in the same parking lot) every time I pick up food to go from that place. Makes me want to reconsider our to-go choices.

Reale's is solid. 

We used to get their pizza quite often, trading off with Saccone's.  Need to go back.

#4141
3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Was Saccone's where the biker hit occurred?   

I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

#4142
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

They’re at 183 & Lake Creek now close to P Terry’s. Still pretty damn good.

#4143
I'm unaware of that.  The original burned and then they reopened, at least at one point, on 620.  It wasn't the same.

Months prior to the fire, the Banditos had a member of the Hell’s Angels killed in the Saccone’s parking lot in front of his wife and kids. The shooter did it from 183.

Apparently the Hell’s Angels dude was recruiting in Texas.
#4144
1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:


Months prior to the fire, the Banditos had a member of the Hell’s Angels killed in the Saccone’s parking lot in front of his wife and kids. The shooter did it from 183.

Apparently the Hell’s Angels dude was recruiting in Texas.

That seems harsh.

#4146

I thought the Night Stalker died in prison.

She sure hangs out with a lot of serial killer-looking types. 

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#4147
12 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

So I walk into Reale’s last night, look over at the bar, and don’t see MK for once. Then I see this tweet.

That photo just screams "city council member of a large American city!"

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