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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#4801
He body-shape transitioned from a sloppy, fat ass punchable face to a goofy, slimmer, punchable face.  

You just watch yourself. They're wanted men. He has the death sentence on twelve systems.
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#4802
On 3/14/2022 at 6:30 AM, baboso said:

It's flair, not goofy shit.  The Nazis had flair.

"You know the Nazis made the Jews wear flair."

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#4805
1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's in the hospital again.

Any idea of what ailment she's faking this time?

#4807
11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Any idea of what ailment she's faking this time?

Checked her twitter feed as i figured she would keep us updated, but no news. Did see this however

Fantastic event indeed. Wonder how early you had to get there to make in? 

#4808
1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

She's in the hospital again.

Which one of you guys STD'd her?

Assume her feet flesh grew into the Chucks from continual wear??

  • 3 weeks later...
#4809

Ever wanted to see Fitlump take a taser?

Well... you're welcome (but nowhere near as comedic as it could have/should have been):

 

#4810

Front view - and doesn't look like she's having much, if any, reaction to being zapped ... must've been the lowest possible setting.

 

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#4814

Not the first time two guys laid her down on her stomach as she drifted out of consciousness, with a crowd watching.

#4816

Does she realize that if she had opened up the bidding to be the Taser trigger person she would have raised millions?

#4817

Everyone came expecting to see to see in the face tazing shenanigans like "The Hangover", and were treated to the most boring fucking thing ever.

#4818
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wtff was this supposed to be?

It was a fundraiser for a Mustang Ridge cop who is battling cancer.  The guys on The Horn (104.9 FM) broadcast it this morning.  They had 4 volunteers to get tased, and of course Lump was one of them.

#4820
45 minutes ago, Deej said:

Should have shot her right in the lump and seen if it would have popped. 

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

#4821
Just now, PhillyD said:

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

Scared Ron Burgundy GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden

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#4822
4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Does she realize that if she had opened up the bidding to be the Taser trigger person she would have raised millions?

Thomas Middleditch GIF by Team Coco

#4824
2 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Or even scarier, immune to attack.  The taser probes cannot penetrate the lump.  It's the source of her power.

The lump would send energy back the other direction and the cop would go down. 

#4830
9 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Ever wanted to see Fitlump take a taser?

Well... you're welcome (but nowhere near as comedic as it could have/should have been):

 

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's cock?

#4831
21 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's clock?

Fify

#4833
9 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats because she didn't really take a taser.  Will someone please post a link to the treasure trove where she was auctioning off her discharge-soiled undies and begging to choke on Lance Armstrong's cock?

Go on… 

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#4840
On 6/14/2022 at 9:30 PM, Bob Lives! said:

Even the most epic of filters can’t hide the horn.
 

 

 


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#4841

Well, I finally ran into lump in public. We have some friends who are members at Balcones Country Club and we met them up there to swim and drink beers for fathers' day yesterday. She was there at the bar. Apparently Lump and Matt Mckowiak are regulars at the country club bar. 

#4844
19 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is she not with the radio guy any longer?  And what is she now at Harvard, a junior?  

I bet not.  Her grift is strong. She's playing the game with a fat dude turned skinny--who yelled at her on the phone : )

 

#4846
On 6/14/2022 at 10:30 PM, Bob Lives! said:

Even the most epic of filters can’t hide the horn.
 

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Whew - quick glance I thought that was going to be a pregnancy test and she was announcing another spawn of the She-Devil

 

BTW - here is a more recent tweet, same dress but definitely not the same filter, or eyebrows or forehead/fivehead wrinkles or horn  (or as said above, that Covid test photo isn't really her anyway)

 

#4848

Man she has completely given up on maintaining a head of hair that doesn't look like Hobby Lobby decorative straw.

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