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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#5351
1 hour ago, royiv said:

I like that the guy on the aisle is posing for the photo. And of course she has the fake service dog with her.

That is no fake service dog. It is there to distract people from her lump.

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#5353

I know nothing about the people in that picture but just looking at it cracks me up. 

#5355
2 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 


Classic middle seat and aisle seat poses… What the fuck is she doing? Profusely sweating as she tries not to shit herself? Is she looking away as she realizes she’s being photographed? 

 

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#5356
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

When does she become mayor ?

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

#5358
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.


House seat is a much better grift 

#5360
14 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Have that same hat so hits close to home… and yes, I get a free bowl of soup by wearing it.

#5361
14 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

#5363
On 6/14/2024 at 10:00 AM, Davis Lane said:

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

 

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#5369
36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

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#5370
35 minutes ago, Deej said:

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

So we can get one of this?

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#5376
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

#5379
41 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

I'll only speak for myself, but I'm extremely confident that the following is applicable for many Surly posters.

I committed far worse sins in my youthful drinking days. FAR worse. 

Hell, I slept with one with similar (non-lump) afflictions post drinking youth days. 

I'm not proud of it... but.. 

#5389
On 6/13/2024 at 8:23 PM, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

I don't want to be forward but I've never been with a man before and it looks like we're not going to survive this crash... 

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#5393

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

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ICYMI: I'm running for re-election to the Austin City Council! I bring proven leadership, political diversity, strong community engagement & a commitment to public safety. Please consider a donation today: https://t.co/N6A1Q7U2tq

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#5394

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those.  Granted it was a low bar to start, but she's been a pleasant surprise.  I can't vote for her, and won't donate to her, but I wish her the best of luck on her bid.  

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#5397
14 minutes ago, Deej said:

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

Don’t kink shame.

#5398
Just now, royiv said:

Don’t kink shame.

I just hope he starts his dog on antibiotics beforehand. 

#5399
42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

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ICYMI: I'm running for re-election to the Austin City Council! I bring proven leadership, political diversity, strong community engagement & a commitment to public safety. Please consider a donation today: https://t.co/N6A1Q7U2tq

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highest paying job she's ever had 

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