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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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9 hours ago, deft said:

Somewhere, there’s a website compendium of all things lump and it borrows heavily from shaggy. It has the RR chapter.

I posted a thread one time asking where the Romeo Rose thread had gone. It did not go well. Incoming negs were numerous. 

He can fuck all the way off.

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On 2/24/2025 at 9:48 AM, Armybrat said:

Jfc

No shit! And holy hell I'd forgotten those godawful dime store veneers.  

  • 4 weeks later...

Have yall seen this? She apparently declined her nomination for TCRP chair (doesn’t even live in Travis county) and then subsequently declined applying for Wilco Judge. What kind of lack of attention whore-ing timeline are we in?

 

TravCo decline: https://x.com/mkelly007/status/1899648846344687950?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ

Adam Blowey tweet: https://x.com/loewylawfirm/status/1900977838913618261?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ


however I have found this: https://www.mackpac.net

which seems like a scam until you go to their actual donation page which says this:

“Thank you for your support! This is the official PAC formed to support and encourage her to run for US Congress.

MackPAC is a community of proud patriots united in their support for Mackenzie Kelly’s vision for a stronger America. With pivotal congressional seats up for grabs, the stakes have never been higher. Securing our majority in Washington, D.C., starts with electing leaders who deliver real results.

As a former firefighter and Austin City Councilwoman, Mackenzie Kelly has dedicated her life to service, protecting communities, and standing up for what’s right. She’s the bold, proven leader we need in Congress to fight for our future.

Together, let’s make a lasting impact. Join us in supporting Mackenzie Kelly and help us send a true public servant to Washington!”

And here is the link to that: 

https://secure.anedot.com/mack-political-action-committee/regdonationpage

I guess my question is why haven’t you fuckers found that yet and why did some rando in Utah try and encourage her to run for Congress against Valentina Gomez that’s a weird mashup. I’m floored. 

2 minutes ago, NopeEver said:

Have yall seen this? She apparently declined her nomination for TCRP chair (doesn’t even live in Travis county) and then subsequently declined applying for Wilco Judge. What kind of lack of attention whore-ing timeline are we in?

 

TravCo decline: https://x.com/mkelly007/status/1899648846344687950?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ

Adam Blowey tweet: https://x.com/loewylawfirm/status/1900977838913618261?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ


however I have found this: https://www.mackpac.net

which seems like a scam until you go to their actual donation page which says this:

“Thank you for your support! This is the official PAC formed to support and encourage her to run for US Congress.

 

MackPAC is a community of proud patriots united in their support for Mackenzie Kelly’s vision for a stronger America. With pivotal congressional seats up for grabs, the stakes have never been higher. Securing our majority in Washington, D.C., starts with electing leaders who deliver real results.

As a former firefighter and Austin City Councilwoman, Mackenzie Kelly has dedicated her life to service, protecting communities, and standing up for what’s right. She’s the bold, proven leader we need in Congress to fight for our future.

Together, let’s make a lasting impact. Join us in supporting Mackenzie Kelly and help us send a true public servant to Washington!”

And here is the link to that: 

https://secure.anedot.com/mack-political-action-committee/regdonationpage

I guess my question is why haven’t you fuckers found that yet and why did some rando in Utah try and encourage her to run for Congress against Valentina Gomez that’s a weird mashup. I’m floored. 

No surprise she/you is being set up to run for Congress -- it's what we've all expected for a couple of years now.

But to answer your question: If you haven't noticed, a lot of really fucking terrible shit's going down in our country right now, and that inconsequential cunt is the least of our concerns.

If you're Kelly, go troll for attention somewhere else, or better yet, tend to your poor, neglected daughter instead of being such a pathetic excuse for a mom.

21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

No surprise she/you is being set up to run for Congress -- it's what we've all expected for a couple of years now.

But to answer your question: If you haven't noticed, a lot of really fucking terrible shit's going down in our country right now, and that inconsequential cunt is the least of our concerns.

If you're Kelly, go troll for attention somewhere else, or better yet, tend to your poor, neglected daughter instead of being such a pathetic excuse for a mom.

Prepping her for Congress is right in line with a certain political party’s strategy. Find the most unqualified people possible to run for office so that they will be complete sycophants totally beholden to the party, no matter how illegal or immoral the position. It’s their strategy.  By the way, hi Kelly. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Oh hell, it’s not like she’s running for office, right?

 

Clearly not. At least anymore. I am but an innocent bystander but I think she’s hung it up and is now cashing in on her newfound glory. 

35 minutes ago, NopeEver said:

Clearly not. At least anymore. I am but an innocent bystander but I think she’s hung it up and is now cashing in on her newfound glory. 

 

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As a former firefighter and Austin City Councilwoman, Mackenzie Kelly has dedicated her life to service, protecting communities, and standing up for what’s right.

I LOVE how her brief tenure as a volunteer firefighter (no disrespect; VFDs are still needed throughout the country) and one term as a council member equates to a "life dedicated to service."

She should at least claim her time as a cam girl and drunken barfly at the Water Tank as service to the incels and drunkards. But what about her time stealing meds from assisted living patients? Is that part of her "standing up for what's right" platform?

That last part is what makes her “perfectly suited for modern American leadership in partnership with the regime and its ruling family.” She was made for this moment in history.

11 hours ago, NopeEver said:

Have yall seen this? She apparently declined her nomination for TCRP chair (doesn’t even live in Travis county) and then subsequently declined applying for Wilco Judge. What kind of lack of attention whore-ing timeline are we in?

 

TravCo decline: https://x.com/mkelly007/status/1899648846344687950?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ

Adam Blowey tweet: https://x.com/loewylawfirm/status/1900977838913618261?s=46&t=iAfiO_cHWssK0sm_GCGlQQ


however I have found this: https://www.mackpac.net

which seems like a scam until you go to their actual donation page which says this:

“Thank you for your support! This is the official PAC formed to support and encourage her to run for US Congress.

 

MackPAC is a community of proud patriots united in their support for Mackenzie Kelly’s vision for a stronger America. With pivotal congressional seats up for grabs, the stakes have never been higher. Securing our majority in Washington, D.C., starts with electing leaders who deliver real results.

As a former firefighter and Austin City Councilwoman, Mackenzie Kelly has dedicated her life to service, protecting communities, and standing up for what’s right. She’s the bold, proven leader we need in Congress to fight for our future.

Together, let’s make a lasting impact. Join us in supporting Mackenzie Kelly and help us send a true public servant to Washington!”

And here is the link to that: 

https://secure.anedot.com/mack-political-action-committee/regdonationpage

I guess my question is why haven’t you fuckers found that yet and why did some rando in Utah try and encourage her to run for Congress against Valentina Gomez that’s a weird mashup. I’m floored. 

Your horn can pierce the sky if you try hard enough, Fitlump.

Why aren’t you returning my calls, Kel? And how much longer do you plan on keeping the restraining order against me? 

13 hours ago, NopeEver said:

Clearly not. At least anymore. I am but an innocent bystander but I think she’s hung it up and is now cashing in on her newfound glory. 

By cashing in, do you mean that you’ve gone back to camming?

6 minutes ago, royiv said:

By cashing in, do you mean that you’ve gone back to camming?

I did not even know the lingerie football league was getting back together.

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“Fourth term President Donald J. Trump has nominated Texas congresswoman Mackenzie Kelly to be his Secretary of Defense.”

Oh hell, it’s not like she’s running for office, right?
 

Famous last words from 10(+?) years ago!
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

“Fourth term President Donald J. Trump has nominated Texas congresswoman Mackenzie Kelly to be his Secretary of Defense.”

Hoping for a nuclear winter before this happens. 

Put me in the camp of saying anyone who changes their life‘s arc is doing exactly what they should be doing.  Even a string of lifetime fuck ups at an early age should not doom her forever.   

Maybe her “look at me” gene was satisfied because the politician role gave her all that she needed and allowed her to focus on other things. I’m glad she has had some financial success because ultimately her kid depends upon her.  And city Council is much better resumes than cam-girl for influencing the direction her daughter wants to go.    Because this is Surly I will always give her some grief (which I might add, she roundly deserves) - but she has changed her life for the better and I see no reason to hope for her to do worse.

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31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Put me in the camp of saying anyone who changes their life‘s arc is doing exactly what they should be doing.  Even a string of lifetime fuck ups at an early age should not doom her forever.   

Maybe her “look at me” gene was satisfied because the politician role gave her all that she needed and allowed her to focus on other things. I’m glad she has had some financial success because ultimately her kid depends upon her.  And city Council is much better resumes than cam-girl for influencing the direction her daughter wants to go.    Because this is Surly I will always give her some grief (which I might add, she roundly deserves) - but she has changed her life for the better and I see no reason to hope for her to do worse.

That’s debatable based on the people she associates with. 

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That’s debatable based on the people she associates with. 

We all know that posting on Shaggy or Surly should be a career ending move.

46 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We all know that posting on Shaggy or Surly should be a career ending move.

well for her it was a career beginning move so....

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

well for her it was a career beginning move so....

 

President Fit Lump !

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

We all know that posting on Shaggy or Surly should be a career ending move.

Should be. Thank god it’s not. 

7 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

well for her it was a career beginning move so....

What starts here...

On 3/22/2025 at 10:25 AM, Brisketexan said:

That last part is what makes her “perfectly suited for modern American leadership in partnership with the regime and its ruling family.” She was made for this moment in history.

“One moment in time…” 

She's gonna go far. She star fucked two local celebrities and hung out with a child molester. She's presidential material. 

14 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

well for her it was a career beginning move so....

More like a bowel movement.

On 3/21/2025 at 11:45 PM, Biff Tannen said:

 

Most obnoxious vocals of all time?  Perhaps not.  But damn close.  Holy shit.  Apologies if that's you, I guess.

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On 3/25/2025 at 3:12 PM, Samson's Wig said:

Most obnoxious vocals of all time?  Perhaps not.  But damn close.  Holy shit.  Apologies if that's you, I guess.

Just another talentless band doing a bad cover of some song they wish they had written.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s working on a book? Like a coloring book?

Maybe its a pop-up book featuring the lump. 

17 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Maybe its a pop-up book featuring the lump. 

 

That'd be thicker than The Stand!

So Mackenzie must think she's gonna get on that sweet grift by publishing a book & expecting the Texas GQP to buy up a half million copies to hand out at rallies.

Does a single-term city councilmember's story really resonate? I mean, it will be a puff piece of fiction where she claims to be a survivor of unspecified trauma from her first marriage, got her calcium lump by heroically saving a volunteer firefigher's life in a made up incident, overcame obstacles that only a white, single mom (w/o custody) in liberal Austin could endure, then triumphantly ran an underdog campaign on her way to glory.

The book signing party should be epic. I plan on bringing my own Sharpies and ask her to autograph a Cam Girl Faith poster.

On 11/8/2025 at 5:11 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Just another talentless band doing a bad cover of some song they wish they had written.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

This hurts.

So odds on the thread from TOS getting referenced in the book?

Y'all's lack of respect for a future POTUS is duly noted.

If you think I'm kidding, you haven't been paying attention to this timeline at all.

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Mackenzie must think she's gonna get on that sweet grift by publishing a book & expecting the Texas GQP to buy up a half million copies to hand out at rallies.

Does a single-term city councilmember's story really resonate? I mean, it will be a puff piece of fiction where she claims to be a survivor of unspecified trauma from her first marriage, got her calcium lump by heroically saving a volunteer firefigher's life in a made up incident, overcame obstacles that only a white, single mom (w/o custody) in liberal Austin could endure, then triumphantly ran an underdog campaign on her way to glory.

The book signing party should be epic. I plan on bringing my own Sharpies and ask her to autograph a Cam Girl Faith poster.

She’ll be the one in the red dress.  
 

Romeo Rose will be providing security.  

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She blocked me on Twitter when I said that it looks like the boob job is holding up well. I was trying to give her a compliment. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

She blocked me on Twitter when I said that it looks like the boob job is holding up well. I was trying to give her a compliment. 

Nice try, most of us were blocked years ago

Someone who isn't blocked should ask her if quiet strength was on display while assembling the bunk beds with her battery-less power drill.

So Mackenzie must think she's gonna get on that sweet grift by publishing a book & expecting the Texas GQP to buy up a half million copies to hand out at rallies.

Does a single-term city councilmember's story really resonate? I mean, it will be a puff piece of fiction where she claims to be a survivor of unspecified trauma from her first marriage, got her calcium lump by heroically saving a volunteer firefigher's life in a made up incident, overcame obstacles that only a white, single mom (w/o custody) in liberal Austin could endure, then triumphantly ran an underdog campaign on her way to glory.

The book signing party should be epic. I plan on bringing my own Sharpies and ask her to autograph a Cam Girl Faith poster.

Will Shaggy get its own chapter? What about this place? Surely, there’s gonna be a mention of, fuck it, I’m not running for office.

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