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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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I'd say it's pretty likely. Can't remember all the details, but wasn't there a group from another board who came along digging up shit on Romeo Rose for us?
Also, after skimming that, it looks like whoever is responsible forgot to include her fake broken arm.


And her football career.
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Just now, Buzzrock said:

 


And her football career.

 

What's the story with the arm and football career?

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

What's the story with the arm and football career?

Her story: She "tried out" in the Women's Football League and "broke her arm" so she couldn't play.

Truth: She dressed up, took some pictures, faked an injury & posted all of it. Profit?

She posted a pic of a broken bone arm X-ray and I think Stanco called out her bullshit. 

 

That archived thread was a nice jog down memory lane. 

15 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

She posted a pic of a broken bone arm X-ray and I think Stanco called out her bullshit. 

 

That archived thread was a nice jog down memory lane. 

Yeah, I think someone did a reverse image search on the Xray and came across the original or something.

23 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


And her football career.

 

I think it was @DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt who had the hilarious gif of her prepping as his avatar for a while. I wonder if he still has it...

31 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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How long until she shows up on here pissed off?

Not sure she'll be upset.  Her online history will give her all the publicity she wants. 

 

Long game.  We were the dry run.

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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How long until she shows up on here pissed off?

Doubt she wants to draw attention to things.  I was surprised it took this long for somebody to toss out the link, and even then they weren't responding directly to her, but to a fan.

Flip side: It may win her votes.

Dammit was really hoping this would happen AFTER she was elected. 

I’m so excited! Real live dumb drama! 

52 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Yeah, I think someone did a reverse image search on the Xray and came across the original or something.

Correct, then she blocked me immediately on twitter. 

This is the August we deserve.  And it's not even a Tuesday.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Her story: She "tried out" in the Women's Football League and "broke her arm" so she couldn't play.

Truth: She dressed up, took some pictures, faked an injury & posted all of it. Profit?

The Austin Acoustics. You can see a bunch pics of a mini-camp they had here:

http://www.texreview.com/2016/01/austin-acoustics-mini-camp-for-legends.html

And one pic of FitLump...

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39 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Over/Under she gets Corona?

yes

48 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Over/Under she lies about getting Corona?

Fify

It's like some of yall don't pay any attention. 

She claimed she was DRAFTED to play for the Austin Acoustics. And "hired" some ex-Baylor football player as her trainer. That's where the rope ladder footwork drill video came from.

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This is some low-hanging fruit, surprised she isn't getting any funny responses "This is not something to be proud of" LOL

 

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32 minutes ago, G650 said:

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Cam show time

Can you post links/comments on that thing?  Will she answer questions?

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

No clue, but the lighting is doing her no favors regarding the horn. She's looks more like a Klingon than ever.

Maybe she's not even running for city council. Maybe just the horn is. 

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I didn’t follow in real time. She showed up with a finger splint to a football tryout, played in that condition, and then says she broke her arm during?

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Did her new husband go away?

Sleeping with the fishes?

I didn’t follow in real time. She showed up with a finger splint to a football tryout, played in that condition, and then says she broke her arm during?
As I recall there's footage of her out at the cedar park center when they held open tryouts. There was a shot of her trying to catch a football which bounced off her hands. I think she then claimed that's where she broke her finger & showed up a splint for clipboard duty the following week.
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10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
I didn’t follow in real time. She showed up with a finger splint to a football tryout, played in that condition, and then says she broke her arm during?

As I recall there's footage of her out at the cedar park center when they held open tryouts. There was a shot of her trying to catch a football which bounced off her hands. I think she then claimed that's where she broke her finger & showed up a splint for clipboard duty the following week.

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You all have the luxury of not knowing what she knows.  That, her broken arm, while tragic, created lols......and her existence, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, creates lols.

23 hours ago, bolverk said:

I think it was @DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt who had the hilarious gif of her prepping as his avatar for a while. I wonder if he still has it...

 

On 8/3/2020 at 2:25 PM, bolverk said:

I'd say it's pretty likely. Can't remember all the details, but wasn't there a group from another board who came along digging up shit on Romeo Rose for us?

Also, after skimming that, it looks like whoever is responsible forgot to include her fake broken arm.

I believe it was the somethingawful people that can be seen in the archive link who showed up on shaggy

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1 hour ago, Viper said:

I believe it was the somethingawful people that can be seen in the archive link who showed up on shaggy

Yep.

37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you want to block walk for her, you can sign up.

 

For Gods sake someone please go ahead and blow her out of the water with the ridiculous campaign garbage.  It's shit on blast time with noodz.

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9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

For Gods sake someone please go ahead and blow her out of the water with the ridiculous campaign garbage.  It's shit on blast time with noodz.

Don't you spoil our fun!!!

10 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

For Gods sake someone please go ahead and blow her out of the water with the ridiculous campaign garbage.  It's shit on blast time with noodz.

Did she post uncensored photos to the Shag?

6 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Did she post uncensored photos to the Shag?

 

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Have we ever seen Romeo Rose and Robert Morrow in the same room at the same time?

Someone commenting on the Chronicle 6 years ago did a pretty good job (one of us?)

 

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Mackenzie Kelly, bless her heart is this election's hot mess.

My parents live in District 6 and we've been watching her story closely. These are the things I told my parents to question about her:

- Mackenzie Kelly jumped on the #GamerGate bandwagon to drive off negativity about her affiliation with Romeo Rose. Prior to that she never mentioned any interest or affiliation.
- Mackenzie Kelly bought Romeo Rose a birthday cake and was his guest of honor at his birthday "free cocaine" party. 
- Mackenzie Kelly started at thread at the "Shaggy Bevo" sports bulletin board counting down her "8 days to new boobs." After getting her breast job she posted photos of her bare breasts on that same forum.
- There are photos online of Mackenzie Kelly as "CamGirl" Faith in her g-string.
- Mackenzie Kelly faked a broken arm for sympathy, and stole an X-ray from an online source to prove same.
- Mackenzie Kelly claimed to take out a restraining order against Romeo Rose, but soon after was his guest of honor at his birthday party.
- Mackenzie Kelly sent her texts with Romeo Rose and his personal information including photos of his identification cards to a blog so they would write bad things about him so she would look better about their affiliation.

There is a blog that has all this stuff about her or you can read about her at that Shaggy Bevo forum. It's easy enough to look it up.

I don't live in Austin anymore but my entire family does. As someone with interests in Austin this is extremely worrisome.

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    Just now, Moby Ric said:

    Awesome.  How many lives did the old shag ruin?

    Besides Derka's?

    Up next Fitlump

    Txtow

    Figurelli

    That preacher posting as some girl, forgot the handle

    Who else?

    6 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

    Up next Fitlump

    Txtow

    Figurelli

    That preacher posting as some girl, forgot the handle

    Who else?

    NowThis....

    You can't ruin Fitlump. She's like a cockroach. Stomp that bitch a few times and she'll still show up an hour later on the wall behind you while you take a shit. 

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