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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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She’s had a rough life. Class of 2005? She looks like she’s on the other end of 50.
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2 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


She’s had a rough life. Class of 2005? She looks like she’s on the other end of 50.

The other end of 50 dudes at the same time. 

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

As for her greatest accomplishment, Kelly is mother of an inquisitive daughter, Rebekah, a student in the Round Rock ISD, and is happily married. She is a 2005 graduate of Westwood High School (Go Warriors!).

I think she spells Rebekah with three K's. 

The Senate? Really?

I get letting her get away with city council, but anything higher with real consequences, we all know how to put the brakes on.

After all, it's not like she's running for office...

8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

The Senate? Really?

I get letting her get away with city council, but anything higher with real consequences, we all know how to put the brakes on.

After all, it's not like she's running for office...

You should probably speak more kindly about our future first woman POTUS.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You should probably speak more kindly about our future first woman POTUS.


I should also cut out beef, greasy enchiladas, bacon, beer, scotch, and other thing too. 
 

But…

 

 

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2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

The Senate? Really?

I get letting her get away with city council, but anything higher with real consequences, we all know how to put the brakes on.

After all, it's not like she's running for office...

I saw her on KXAN yesterday.

And her past is going to do nothing but help her.

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

we all know how to put the brakes on.

We knew how to put the brakes on when she ran for city council. But we didn't bring the heat. Now the lump is adapting and growing. It's become sentient.

On 7/3/2023 at 1:26 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I saw her on KXAN yesterday.

And her past is going to do nothing but help her.

Is she the only council member anymore?  Seriously, she's on the Fox 7 morning show like once a week and I have NEVER seen another council member being interviewed about anything.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is she the only council member anymore?  

Dunno about the others but Ellis may as well be a corpse. 

If one of y’all doesn’t buy it and request that she signs it with the inscription, “What the hell, it’s not like I’m running for office anyway”, you don’t have any hair on your ass.

Tell us about your team building experience in Lingerie Football.

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Please discuss the economics of used panty market.
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3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

If one of y’all doesn’t buy it and request that she signs it with the inscription, “What the hell, it’s not like I’m running for office anyway”, you don’t have any hair on your ass.

If this book actually makes it out, we are all buying it, let's not kid ourselves.  It'll be something to tell the grandkids about how you got the President's autograph back when she was just on a small little city council, and you had gifs of her doing football drills.

Did fucking Romeo Rose cause you to hate the homeless?

How in the blue fuck are we dancing around the obvious here?  THIS WOMAN PUT HER TITS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

Someone with a link to that website that breaks down all of her batshit crazy history should drop it in that thread

Found it. Holy shit, was she a piece of work  https://archive.ph/Ut02z

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

How in the blue fuck are we dancing around the obvious here?  THIS WOMAN PUT HER TITS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!

Did you say blue?

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Let's see how long it takes me to get blocked.

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13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Did she sell panties?

Go to this link:

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Someone with a link to that website that breaks down all of her batshit crazy history should drop it in that thread

Found it. Holy shit, was she a piece of work  https://archive.ph/Ut02z

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Yes, after she wore them and masturbated in them on MyFreeCams.

And then a few years later she was elected to the city council of the tenth largest city in the country.

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3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Yes, after she wore them and masturbated in them on MyFreeCams.

And then a few years later she was elected to the city council of the tenth largest city in the country.

 

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Let's see how long it takes me to get blocked.

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Yes, after she wore them and masturbated in them on MyFreeCams.
And then a few years later she was elected to the city council of the tenth largest city in the country.

I knew she was a cam girl. Didn’t know she peddled panties. I just remember the 8 days to new boobs
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@bolverk I got your back.

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

@bolverk got deleted, but I got your back.

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It looks like she's taken yours down too, but I didn't get blocked. Have no fear, though, bisexual ikea couch is here to save the day.

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[mention=406]bolverk[/mention] got deleted, but I got your back.
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I said speak your mind, Jack. But, Jesus!

I'm still seeing all of them. I just missed Bolverk's post at first.


Did she sell panties?

Guarantee some shaggy degenerate bought some.

Before she perma-blocks you (like she did me many years ago), someone should ask:

"Tell us how your adventures running an illegal AirBnB out of your apartment knee-walking drunk distance from the Water Tank educated you in dealing with Austin's homeless situation?" Bonus rep if you include the pic of her building bunk beds with the cordless drill that didn't have a battery pack.

1 hour ago, demos said:


Guarantee some shaggy degenerate bought some.


id bet a paycheck on this. Easy money 

Yep, mine are gone now. I feel my rights have been violated. Is there legal recourse?

Just now, RPM said:

I think we have a class action suit. Or at least a strenuous objection.

I mean, it's not her "official" account but I think an argument could be used that she's using this, her personal account, in a public capacity which blurs the line.

From the ACLU link:

It is important to remember that people who hold public office can wear two hats: Sometimes, they act as private individuals, and other times they are government actors. While they maintain their First Amendment rights when acting as private individuals, they are subject to the limits the First Amendment places on the government whenever they’re doing government work.

As the court rightly held, that includes any time that they’re controlling a Facebook page they maintain in their official roles. Specifically, the court recognized that when a public official uses a Facebook page as a tool of governance — that is, when she uses it to inform the public about her government work, solicits input on policy issues through the page, and swathes it “in the trappings of her office” — she is controlling the page as a government actor.

And if she opens that page to public comment, the interactive space of the Facebook page constitutes a public forum. The fact that the page exists on a website owned by a private company doesn’t change that.

That means that, when a public official blocks critics from the page because of their viewpoints, she violates the Constitution. Indeed, the right to criticize the government is at the heart of the First Amendment. The court specifically recognized blocking as infringing on that right, noting that blocking someone in order to silence criticism of government work is itself evidence of government action.

Tap the brakes, rhinos are an endangered species, and exempt from your 1A bs !

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Be sure to take and save a better screenshot that includes your reply along with her original tweet soliciting public feedback, you know, for evidence-gathering purposes.

22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Be sure to take and save a better screenshot that includes your reply along with her original tweet soliciting public feedback, you know, for evidence-gathering purposes.

You mean like this?

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