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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

All politicians are whores.

Water is wet.

Only Austin would elect a cam girl who charges one token for 10 minutes of ass to mouth in private. 

8 hours ago, deft said:


“It’s not like I’m running for office “

If I recall right that was preceded by - fuck you all 

If I recall right that was preceded by - fuck you all 

Followed by new titties.
1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


Followed by new titties.

"new" is is doing a lot of lifting here. Pretty sure they were boosted from a cadaver

"new" is is doing a lot of lifting here. Pretty sure they were boosted from a cadaver

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On 8/8/2023 at 8:37 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Hey everybody, it's the 10 year anniversary, or at least a stop, on her road to the Governor's Mansion, US Senate,  Austin City Council!

 

..."superhero"...

 

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Unfortunately, they put one in her forehead

The bolt ons are her only redeeming quality.

The bolt ons are her only redeeming quality.
No, they are on the same side of her body as her face.

An argument could be made for Dat ass, maybe.
25 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

An argument could be made for Dat ass, maybe.

That's what's known as a losing argument. 

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On 9/14/2023 at 4:31 PM, RamjetFDO said:

..."superhero"...

 

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Here are the "super hero" pictures

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To this day, I can't wrap my head around how she go to Lo Pan.  Musta been her green eyes.

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53 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Still would. 

James Hong or fltlump?

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

James Hong or fltlump?

Yes

That City Council paycheck got her eating well.

 

A group of people and dogs smiling at the camera behind a podium alongside the Mayor of Austin at Austin City Hall.

Maybe the lump’s mass is migrating south for the winter.

Radical Larry is a homie for life.

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That black lab giving her side eye cracks me up 

Lab smells something fishy.

So I was bored tonight and just scrolling though the Roku app.  Saw a news channel from DFW and thought, "sure, lets see the crazy shit going on down in Texas".  About 30 seconds in, this monster popped up on my screen. Fitlump in on TV 20230918_205007.thumb.jpg.bac5967613396a360b7870042fe1f58e.jpgall the way up here in Montana.

Hmmmm.  Those bolt-ons achieved expected political ROI.  She's ok with the butter face.

 

  • 2 months later...

She has a lot more lumps now. 

 

 

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Those knees have logged some heavy duty

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Does she have some disease causing the leg swelling? 

On 9/18/2023 at 10:13 PM, Burt said:

So I was bored tonight and just scrolling though the Roku app.  Saw a news channel from DFW and thought, "sure, lets see the crazy shit going on down in Texas".  About 30 seconds in, this monster popped up on my screen. Fitlump in on TV 20230918_205007.thumb.jpg.bac5967613396a360b7870042fe1f58e.jpgall the way up here in Montana.

Repping you for that awesome Samsung PNF8500 plasma and the fact that it's still running! I loved mine until the power supply went tits up. Still the sexiest integrated stand on a TV ever.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Repping you for that awesome Samsung PNF8500 plasma and the fact that it's still running! I loved mine until the power supply went tits up. Still the sexiest integrated stand on a TV ever.

Still a great picture. Payed $2300 for it in 2014, right before plasmas started quickly falling. Shipping was such a bitch to get to the middle of nowhere Montana that it took over a month to get to me. Back then, Amazon would match all their price drops up until the item was received. And i purchased it with a Discover card, who also price matched. So every time it dropped (5 times) I'd just call Amazon. I talked them into giving me credit on my account vs. crediting my card so that Discover had no idea I'd been credited. Then I'd call Discover and, since they knew nothing of Amazon crediting me, they'd do it, too. Wound up get that TV for $397, which was pennies for a TV like this in 2014. I've thought of upgrading, but just can't bring myself to do it. 

On 12/9/2023 at 10:39 PM, Deej said:

She has a lot more lumps now. 

 

 

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Yuuup.  Thick indeed

 

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Is she taking a shit on the gym floor again?

4 minutes ago, Burt said:

Is she taking a shit on the gym floor again?

Her service dog is better house trained than her. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody should introduce her and Elon Musk.

i’d rather she switch sides and start living with that crazy cowgirl who had all the exotic animals on her ranch.

I mean, for my entertainment dollar. 

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