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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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On 5/22/2024 at 11:34 AM, atomheartbevo said:

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Why are you making fun of her? 

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Because she more fake than a North Korean Rolex.

Why are you making fun of her? 

Are you quagmire or the other one?
6 hours ago, RPM said:

Because she more fake than a North Korean Rolex Lorex.

#alittleracist

10 hours ago, NopeEver said:

Why are you making fun of her? 


This is the only thread you post in

 

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10 hours ago, NopeEver said:

Why are you making fun of her? 

Show us your tits.

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2 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Show us your tits.

again

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13 hours ago, NopeEver said:

Why are you making fun of her? 

The only thing from that post that you might consider to be making fun of you is calling you our future mayor, but that’s not making fun of you, that’s stating a fact.

5 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

Show us your tits.

 

5 hours ago, RPM said:

again

Actually, no don't. We should all be sure they are worse than the first time. 

And fuck all you assholes, it isn't like she's running for office. Oh wait, that has changed too.

On 1/24/2024 at 11:05 PM, NopeEver said:

Nah. Wouldn’t if I could. just surprised at what she’s done and accomplished 

She is so much of a psychopath that she created the NopeEver user name and posted defending herself. Yikes. 

18 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Actually, no don't. 

Hush! 

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37 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

She is so much of a psychopath that she created the NopeEver user name and posted defending herself. Yikes. 

Just wish she’d come out and ask us to campaign for her.  I’m ready to help.  She would be the perfect mayor for Austin.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just wish she’d come out and ask us to campaign for her.  I’m ready to help.  She would be the perfect mayor for Austin.

I mean, at this point... I don't see things getting a lot worse. It would be fantastic is Surly had our very own Mayor.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just wish she’d come out and ask us to campaign for her.  I’m ready to help.  She would be the perfect mayor for Austin.

Fucking Romeo Rose was the only thing that kept Adler from being perfect?

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15 hours ago, Deej said:

Fucking Romeo Rose was the only thing that kept Adler from being perfect?

Wait, Adler fucked Romeo Rose as well?

Fucking Romeo Rose was the only thing that kept Adler from being perfect?

Couldn’t have hurt.

It might have hurt if he used that weird guitar

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6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

No mention of Harvard? Weird she would leave that out. 

She's never started something and not finish it.  So I am guessing she got her UG and is working on masters or doctorate. 

11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

No mention of Harvard? Weird she would leave that out. 

It's the Harvard of Amarillo adjacent.

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That's a serious institution of higher learning right there, that's what that is.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 

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If getting accepted qualified as a surprise, she might be dumber than I thought possible. What was her safety school, Blindergarden? 

My uncle went to West Texas State University, as it was known in the 60's.  When we were little kids we were all told that's where the kids with shitty grades had to go to college.  

29 minutes ago, Mittens said:

My uncle went to West Texas State University, as it was known in the 60's.  When we were little kids we were all told that's where the kids with shitty grades had to go to college.  

Some things never change.

Some West Texas A&M students are going to have some sex they regret. 

54 minutes ago, Deej said:

Some West Texas A&M students are going to have some sex they regret. 

Haven't we all?

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

My uncle went to West Texas State University, as it was known in the 60's.  When we were little kids we were all told that's where the kids with shitty grades had to go to college.  

I too have family that attended West Texas State University.

They absolutely hate all things Aggie and refuse to use the new name when referring to it, which is infrequent. 

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Maybe she’ll blow Ryan Leaf

A leaf blower?

On 5/24/2024 at 12:44 AM, NopeEver said:

Why are you making fun of her? 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Some West Texas A&M students are going to have some sex they regret. 

We need the prepare your anus emoji back 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

The Horn of Density

fify

9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

I like that the guy on the aisle is posing for the photo. And of course she has the fake service dog with her.

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12 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

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Gotta sit in the front bulkhead row with extra room for….reasons

5 minutes ago, deft said:

Gotta sit in the front bulkhead row with extra room for….reasons

 

22 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Never thought you'd have curly hair, but there you are ...

Gotta work on that posture, bruh.

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