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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

I like that the guy on the aisle is posing for the photo. And of course she has the fake service dog with her.

That is no fake service dog. It is there to distract people from her lump.

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I know nothing about the people in that picture but just looking at it cracks me up. 

That poor bastard in the middle seat is already holding his hands like he is shackled.

2 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 


Classic middle seat and aisle seat poses… What the fuck is she doing? Profusely sweating as she tries not to shit herself? Is she looking away as she realizes she’s being photographed? 

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

When does she become mayor ?

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

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Damn.  Locked the chigger vote. 

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s traveling back and forth to D.C. so she may skip mayoral and go for a US House seat.

Nah, she’s gotta be mayor first.


House seat is a much better grift 

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Have that same hat so hits close to home… and yes, I get a free bowl of soup by wearing it.

14 hours ago, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

On 6/14/2024 at 10:00 AM, Davis Lane said:

She took her shoes off to let her hooves air out, didn't she?

 

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I’m tired of this singular sort-of- centered lump on a plane 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

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And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And there are still fuckers around here who don't think we're living in a simulation.

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

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35 minutes ago, Deej said:

They will make custom ones. I'm sure she sent in a pic of herself with the lump airbrushed out and clothes airbrushed on. 

So we can get one of this?

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1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

still wood.

 

/ducks

Get in line, motherfucker!

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climbing up that GQP ladder, I see

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

I have all kinds of shame, but my resemblance to Declan is not one of them.

41 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.

I'll only speak for myself, but I'm extremely confident that the following is applicable for many Surly posters.

I committed far worse sins in my youthful drinking days. FAR worse. 

Hell, I slept with one with similar (non-lump) afflictions post drinking youth days. 

I'm not proud of it... but.. 

Go to bed at 2 with a 10 then wake up at 10 with a 2.

3 3s makes a 9
23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?

How much time you got? 

On 6/13/2024 at 10:16 PM, Gatorubet said:

Damn.  Locked the flea vote. 

Fify

On 7/19/2024 at 3:09 PM, Deej said:

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Drag Conan O'Brien?

On 6/13/2024 at 7:23 PM, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

Fucking pre boarders

On 6/13/2024 at 8:23 PM, blacklab said:

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on the swa flight from dc to Austin 

I don't want to be forward but I've never been with a man before and it looks like we're not going to survive this crash... 

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On 7/19/2024 at 5:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with you people?


@MissingInAction has high standards, so easy to see him passing or he was too high and passed out

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those.  Granted it was a low bar to start, but she's been a pleasant surprise.  I can't vote for her, and won't donate to her, but I wish her the best of luck on her bid.  

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It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

It worries me you'd let her piss on your dog. 

Don’t kink shame.

Just now, royiv said:

Don’t kink shame.

I just hope he starts his dog on antibiotics beforehand. 

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's running for re-election.  New profile photos and banner.  I'm sure @Brisketexan or @YGIFS is enjoying this simulation.

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highest paying job she's ever had 

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