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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

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#5401
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

highest paying job she's ever had 

It’s really unfortunate for her that she missed the whole OnlyFans era.

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#5404
2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Not sure if serious……

Yeah, OnlyFans seems to be a lot more lucrative gig than being a cam model. The whole recurring revenue model from selling subscriptions beats the hourly model of being a cam model.

#5405
9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

At this point in the simulation, nothing should be a surprise.  I consider myself fairly objective when it comes to City Council/Mayoral shit having been on the inside of the sausage-making and knowing many of them.  And I'm totally honest when I say she has been far from the worst council member, far from the most corrupt, far from the most disconnected, far from the most extreme, and has been out there in the community and worked her horn off, I mean tail off, on the constituent relations side of things.  There are 3 or 4 council members I wouldn't let piss on my dog if it was on fire.  Mackenzie is not one of those. 

 

Fuck that useless Paige Ellis. At a minimum it appears that Kelly makes herself available to constituents.

Ellis may as well be a corpse. 

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#5410

She knows how to get endorsements

I’m proud to be endorsed by the Austin EMS Association! Their dedication to keeping our community safe is unmatched, and I’m honored to have their support. Together, we’ll continue to prioritize public safety in Austin. Support my campaign today: https://t.co/1Yrc6zrxnU
We are excited to lend our voice to your re-election campaign. https://t.co/Qsu4DB2XZO

 

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#5411
Our campaign has designed beautiful postcards that we've been sending to our generous donors. If you'd like a hand written campaign postcard, please consider donating here today: https://t.co/9AeVh1I0ui

Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

#5413
20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Our campaign has designed beautiful postcards that we've been sending to our generous donors. If you'd like a hand written campaign postcard, please consider donating here today: https://t.co/9AeVh1I0ui

Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

From mailing out panties to mailing out postcards. 

#5414
10 minutes ago, Deej said:

From mailing out panties to mailing out postcards. 

How do you think she’s securing those endorsements?

both GIF

#5415
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Our campaign has designed beautiful postcards that we've been sending to our generous donors. If you'd like a hand written campaign postcard, please consider donating here today: https://t.co/9AeVh1I0ui

Would these be collectors' items when she's running for Governor or Senator?

anyone know romeo rose'd mailing address? Worth the $20.

#5418

This latest scare  reminded me of the fitlump glory days when she would update her social media with a photo in the docs office with her arm in a sling, and then be fine the next week, then back in the hospital in a full body cast the following week, and then fine,  then back in surgery for another round of lumpectomy procedures, and then fine, and then.....

#5419
7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

This latest scare  reminded me of the fitlump glory days when she would update her social media with a photo in the docs office with her arm in a sling, and then be fine the next week, then back in the hospital in a full body cast the following week, and then fine,  then back in surgery for another round of lumpectomy procedures, and then fine, and then.....

She's our Bolsonaro.

Bolsonaro hospital collage : r/mademefrown

#5420
44 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

She's easily our most competent city council member. Perhaps her life experiences put her more in touch with the issues.

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

#5423
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

I imagine her panty sales fell off a cliff some time ago.

#5425
50 minutes ago, Deej said:

I imagine her panty sales fell off a cliff some time ago.

The way that ass has grown in the last 5 years they would look more like a tent.

#5428

This is up there with the football training gifs

It was an honor to be a dignitary invited tonight to speak and celebrate India’s independence w/the Indian American Association of Austin at Shalom Austin. At the end of the ceremony, they invited me to "shake a leg" with them in celebration

 

#5429
On 8/16/2024 at 10:44 AM, MissingInAction said:

She's easily our most competent city council member. Perhaps her life experiences put her more in touch with the issues.

Competent? Oh, not hardly. Not even close. She's middle of the pack. But she's very responsive to her constituents and the general public, very earnest, and takes the job very seriously, which makes her one of the better members. Similar to Ellen Troxclair before her, I don't like who she has chosen to truck with in state politics but she represents her district well and deserves to keep the job. 

On 8/16/2024 at 11:29 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I suspect it's more that she's earning more than she ever has, which is absolutely not the case for most attorneys-turned-councilmembers looking to make power connections.  Fitlump needs the job.

I think that's true, but more importantly I think it's fair to say that the job means something real to her beyond being able to make a low six figures income. 

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#5430
28 minutes ago, bluto said:

This is up there with the football training gifs

It was an honor to be a dignitary invited tonight to speak and celebrate India’s independence w/the Indian American Association of Austin at Shalom Austin. At the end of the ceremony, they invited me to "shake a leg" with them in celebration

 

At least it was easy to figure out where to put the dot on her forehead.

#5432
3 hours ago, bluto said:

This is up there with the football training gifs

It was an honor to be a dignitary invited tonight to speak and celebrate India’s independence w/the Indian American Association of Austin at Shalom Austin. At the end of the ceremony, they invited me to "shake a leg" with them in celebration

 

She's up there stomping around like a clodhopping Clydesdale, so I guess she's feeling better.

*CLOMP* *CLOMP* *CLOMP*

Did we ever hear why she was rushed to the hospital during a recent council session? Dehydration from potent potables maybe?

#5434
48 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did we ever hear why she was rushed to the hospital during a recent council session? Dehydration from potent potables maybe?

I think she was running low on attention. 

#5435
5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I chose poorly.

Burnt, I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're not pretty enough to pull off her same grift. Yes, you don't have Skull Mountain on your forehead, but you also haven't shown everyone your fake tits. So, the point goes to the Lump.

Again, my apologies if the truth hurts, but what else are friends for?

#5436
Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?Councilmember Mackenzie Kelly @mkelly007, the lone no vote on the budget, on Inside Texas Politics. #txlegeSTORY: https://t.co/Axivv46Glh

 

#5438
10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Burnt, I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're not pretty enough to pull off her same grift. Yes, you don't have Skull Mountain on your forehead, but you also haven't shown everyone your fake tits. So, the point goes to the Lump.

Again, my apologies if the truth hurts, but what else are friends for?

I've shown people my man tits. That's gotta count for something!! 

#5439
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?Councilmember Mackenzie Kelly @mkelly007, the lone no vote on the budget, on Inside Texas Politics. #txlegeSTORY: https://t.co/Axivv46Glh

 

 

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

Lulz

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#5440
2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

Lulz

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#5441
2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

Austin's newly passed city budget is almost $1B more than Dallas' - and Dallas is a larger city. What is Austin spending so much money on?

 

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#5442

I know that nothing will change regarding this utterly corrupt town run by a gang of grinning criminals, but I'm still amazed that the line just never seems to get crossed for most Austinites.  Is it just the largely transient young voters who keep the grift running for these con artist motherfuckers, or are there truly invested residents who keep voting for them?  At some point, even the most dye-in-the-wool progressive has to look at how we're being taxed and what we get in return for it and at least think, "Hey, wait a minute!"   We pay an insane premium to live somewhere not controlled by Bible thumpers, and most days, I think it's worth the pinch.  I wouldn't mind something more in return for getting openly robbed at gunpoint every year, though.

 

#5443

 

2024-25 Proposed Budget

Infographic is directly from the budget.

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Austin Energy alone, 29%, represents $1.7 billion.  City of Dallas doesn't operate its own electric utility.  Dallas is deregulated.  That alone makes the Dallas headline comparison garbage.  The interview totally whiffed on this fact.

 

City should look to constrain spending where possible.  Nobody wants to defend an almost $6 billion budget. 

 

#5444

Are there details on that Austin Energy number? 

Electric Utilities typically have a big line item in the budget to purchase power but it comes out in the wash when they actually sell it. You'd need to see the revenue chart to know for sure.

If it costs $1.7B a year to run a revenue generating electric utility, then everyone involved needs to be fired immediately.

#5445
19 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I know that nothing will change regarding this utterly corrupt town run by a gang of grinning criminals, but I'm still amazed that the line just never seems to get crossed for most Austinites.  Is it just the largely transient young voters who keep the grift running for these con artist motherfuckers, or are there truly invested residents who keep voting for them?  At some point, even the most dye-in-the-wool progressive has to look at how we're being taxed and what we get in return for it and at least think, "Hey, wait a minute!"   We pay an insane premium to live somewhere not controlled by Bible thumpers, and most days, I think it's worth the pinch.  I wouldn't mind something more in return for getting openly robbed at gunpoint every year, though.

 

That's just it; everyone in Austin bitches incessantly about how much everything sucks but they continue to re-elect the same people over and over and over.

#5446
3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Are there details on that Austin Energy number? 

Electric Utilities typically have a big line item in the budget to purchase power but it comes out in the wash when they actually sell it. You'd need to see the revenue chart to know for sure.

If it costs $1.7B a year to run a revenue generating electric utility, then everyone involved needs to be fired immediately.

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#5448

I'm not arguing Austin Energy is bad or a drag.  Net net its good for CoA budget. 

 

I'm arguing it is silly to compare CoA budget with CoD budget.

#5449
Just now, swraith said:

I'm not arguing Austin Energy is bad or a drag.  Net net its good for CoA budget. 

 

I'm arguing it is silly to compare CoA budget with CoD budget.

Absolutely. 

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guess who’s birthday is coming up?

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she knows her audience

Watching the sunset after a relaxing weekend, taking a moment to reflect on all I’m thankful for. Grateful for the little things that bring peace and perspective. No filter needed.

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